01x12 - From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

[bunniefuu]

baby baby

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I love great jokes

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is everything all right in here

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me me me me me me me me me me me

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I think he said we're approaching an

alien planet

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s

Alien Planet below prepare to land

we've landed open the hatch and let's

start exploring be careful there's no

telling what sort of weird creatures we

might meet

here looks like a nice planet to me I'll

bet their computers are real primitive I

love you verify that's alien for bless

you thanks hmm what a weird looking

alien creature I wonder if I could ride

him there that's not so bad is it

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well frogs never did make good Cowboys

even on Earth take me to your audience

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this is nice okay here comes a space

joke what kind of music does the Man in

the Moon listen to give up Moon Rock

waka waka waka

all right I'm sure glad TV sets aren't

like that on Earth aren't you

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oh look cute little alien bubble

creatures that's not right is it

that's Martian for I'd better check out

the closet

quick there's no track to waste

what's the matter with you there's an

alien monster in the closet we've gotta

get out of here before it gets us what's

all a shouting about

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Gonzo what are you doing hey that's not

an alien g*n show Gonzo it's Nanny it is

she tastes like an alien to me what

sorry Nanny what on Earth have you done

to yourselves we're not on Earth Nanny

we're space creatures yeah we're playing

UFO Nanny oh I see if you

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well don't go too far into space you got

to be back on Earth in an hour to go to

bed okay

are you sure

she sure hey what's that noise it's

coming from outside Rick turn out the

lights

ready d*ck maybe it's a sh**ting star

maybe it's a rocket test maybe it's a

flying street sweeper looking for

leather in the trees what never mind

it must be a UFO hush if Gonzo's right

it could be full of Little Green Men

from Mars what's so bad about that

you're little and green and adorable

sheesh hey it flew away

uh she'd never believe us it probably

wasn't a UFO anyway

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did you guys hear something

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right

right hello

get away

that's not your mama animal it's an

Invader from another world

come on

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we want to play

what you doing Skeeter he's trying to

eat your truck he is maybe he'll eat one

of us

Camilla wiggle my baby

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hey

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I think it's crying she little alien I'm

sorry

listen I was only kidding you can have

Camilla a I don't need her

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Ah that's not enough you want all my

toys oh boy look it's gonna get Gonzo

wow

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hey it's friendly yes are you sure Gonzo

sure I'm sure she probably could have

Zapped my nose off but he didn't

couldn't do it quick come on

hello there we're friends

oh Kermit you're so brave protecting me

from that monster by throwing yourself

between us that's not a monster I think

it was saying hello me scooter who are

you

arm his name is ERM he didn't say um he

said germ

oh no

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I told you she was a germ there's no

planet called sneeze Gonzo

here let's show her a picture of the

solar system maybe she can point out

where she's from

recognize any of these planets Irma

look she's pointing to Neptune she comes

from a planet called nap time

not a tune oh I knew that gosh well what

if Herman got left here by mistake and

now she doesn't know how to get back

home well if you ask me it's up to us to

help her get back home all we have to do

is wish upon a star

the first star I see tonight I wish I

may I wish I might have my sweet little

piggy give me a kiss good night good job

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oh she tied my nose I wonder if that

means her going steady that's never

gonna get Irma home well gee um maybe we

can phone her plan it and not come pick

her up

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come on give me some room you guys

yes I'd like to make a long distance

call to the planet Neptune please

deposit two million dollars for the

first three minutes

I've got a button oh this is hopeless

don't worry guys we got the money in our

savings account at the first national

piggy bank

well what are you waiting for Gonzo

break it open forgive me my sweet

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hurry you guys get those coins into the

phone

foreign

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is this the Irma residence no

no it's the Yoder

Yoder number pal

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so much for phoning home

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are you sure

are you kidding watch this

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one distance cause that's not scientific

what we need is a computer design

spaceship but we don't have the stuff to

build a spaceship scooter so we'll just

tell the computer what stuff we do have

good idea yeah

this vacuum will make a great rocket

engine one vacuum and this will make a

perfect c*ck one baby carrot and we

can use my face for a nose cone

and one weirdo you're doing great guys

it's coming out just like the computer

plans

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As We Know

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to the Stars

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lights on tape and headphones too

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this time

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who knows what we might see across the

Galaxy maybe some UFOs

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the black stop into the sky

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I'll bring my cookies

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she's ready to fly

prepare to blast off

wait a minute we forgot Emma she's in

the toy closet with animals

police girl

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oh great come on YouTube

T-minus 10 and Counting nine

seven six five four three two one

ignition

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wow outer space shut off the engine

let's float around

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happy

this is great look at me

I could never do this on Earth hey guys

we're coming up on Saturn

which cars crack why Gonzo to listen to

Saturn's rings

we don't have time for this kind of

nonsense Gonzo we don't know we've got

more important nonsense to do oh

thank you

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did you hear that and plan it out there

must be Irma's home buckle up guys we're

going in for a landing

thank you

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wow what a nice looking good it's just

like I imagined it come on let's go look

around

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what a huge computer I bet it can do

anything

anything I can do a lot more than that

wow it talks can you tell time on 8 000

different

plants sorry I asked

what's this

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you mean if I step inside it can send me

anywhere I wanna go oh boy

laughs

foreign

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I know no piggy everything's so

Technical and scientific kind of makes

me wish I was back in a pond sitting on

a log okay

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gee this place isn't so bad after all

thanks Irma

GP this is what I imagine Irma's whole

planet is really like you do

gosh you really think Irma comes from a

swamp Kermit sure if it's good enough

for frauds it's good enough for aliens

I think she wants us to follow her

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not the house I'll bet it doesn't even

have a playroom

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Emma's mama's name is Mama

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holy holy I'm not your papa what do I do

I'm a Frog not a papa they just want to

play big dude oh okay how about a game

of Hide and Seek

okay I'll hide first and then you guys

count to ten what

oh

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they'll never find me in here

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lesson number One never play hide and

seek with kids who have built-in radar

come on we gotta get back before Nanny

finds out we're good Piggy's right let's

go

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we'll miss you

so long come see us anytime bye bye

goodbye Emma

thank you

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oh we're back home and Irma say about

her own planet

um something tells me we didn't pretend

hard enough you guys look Irma's still

here

this is awful we'll never get her home

now Brad was that sounded like a truck

gosh I wonder who that is oh no he's got

a cake

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he's gonna take her to a laboratory and

do experiments on her just like they do

in the movies we've got a hater

how about in my drawer

well that's what you get for not folding

your clothes piggy don't

don't worry

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this is getting ridiculous isn't it

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rick hide her quick let's give her a

better disgrace good idea

ha

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kids there's somebody here who would

like to speak with you

this is Mr Johansson he's been tracking

a little creature all over the

neighborhood and he followed his

Footprints to your window

oh

don't worry I don't want to hurt the

little fella I just want to take him

back to the zoo

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don't let them put you in the zoo

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now now there's nothing to worry about I

won't hurt him

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I even gave her my baby chicken we won't

let you hurt her first of all she's not

a she it's a he and his name is Charlie

and Charlie's not an alien he's a koala

bear he doesn't look like any bear I

ever saw maybe bears look different on

Neptune Fozzie and he's not from Neptune

he's from Australia Australia gee that's

even closer to Mars isn't it no Gonzo

Australia is a country on the other side

of the Earth You mean he's from Earth

like us that's right scooter

I mean Charlie I I guess we'll never see

you again huh

yeah we'll miss you yeah

oh gee thanks Charlie here you can eat

my daily Barbers there's nothing to be

so sad about Charlie's staying at the

zoo for the next six months you can come

visit him anytime you want we can sure

here's some free passes for taking such

good care of him wow thanks

bye bye

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gee I guess Irma wasn't an alien after

all personally I knew he wasn't an alien

all along any scientific person knows

there's no such thing

boy oh boy that's son truck Mr Johansson

is driving

so on Neptune

down

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down down down down

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down

babies will be back again tomorrow

morning at six but don't go away

Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are next

on the Disney Channel

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