02x05 - Out of This World History

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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laughs

frog

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at best mateys dear lies The Fortress of

Blackbeard the pirate where the fair

damsel is being held prisoner

thank you enemy ship approaching Captain

Blackbeard

oh the handsome swashbuckling

cat the Frog he's coming to rescue mwah

not if I can help it

ready scooter II

Blackbeard's got bigger g*ns than we do

Captain don't worry Wells we'll be okay

as soon as Emerald hook nose gets here

with his Fleet

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what are you doing in a spacesuit you're

supposed to be a pirate not a space

cadet I don't wanna be a pirate rocket

ships are more exciting than stupid

boats

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ready the Cannons

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well I don't know anyone named will I

used to know a jail but she lives in New

Jersey I don't think this cannon will

sh**t that fire forget wheel fuzzy just

follow my Cannon oh okay

let's see

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prepare to start the Fortress

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I guess I put too much swash in my

swashbuckle

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all right

what

she's my swashbucklers

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oh

oh

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yeah

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oh how daring how

embarrassing

um how about putting me down piggy oh

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Captain the Frog

to The Fortress

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foreign

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what's going on in here

are you guys all right sure we're great

Nanny k*ll me

just saved mwah from Black black

with the Pirates

me Nani I wish I was a real pirate they

were Brave and Aloha concealed the Seven

Seas not all Pirates were Brave and

heroic skater

in fact the real Blackbeard wasn't very

nice at all his real name was Edward

Teach and he used to attack ships in the

Carolinas in Virginia and hurt people

we heard people uh-huh until they caught

him in 1718 and well you mean

uh-huh

well what kind of book is this it's a

picture book of world history Ralph

world history huh looks interesting hey

don't hog you Ralph need pictures

enjoy the book

look at those funny guys those are

cavemen fuzzy did you say Spaceman

what are you doing Gonzo I'm looking for

my favorite period in history

today history if you don't watch your

manners

imagine the size of the aquarium you'd

need to keep that lizard that's not a

lizard it's a dinosaur a Stegosaurus to

be exact how did you know that scooter

because prehistoric time is my favorite

part of History think of it

smoking volcanoes giant reptiles

bubbling swamps yeah this place smells

yucky that's creepy looking too it's not

creepy if you understand it I'm gonna be

a paleontologist When I Grow Up You're

Gonna study aliens not paleontologist

paleontologist you know a doctor of

fossilosophy wow I know that as a

paleontologist I'll study fossils to

find out what life was like millions of

years ago

akanzo why are you still wearing your

spacesuit this isn't the Space Age It's

the Stone Age

follow me guys I know all about these

prehistoric swamps

another one

don't be afraid scooter I think he's

friendly

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good boy gee you're really good with

animals piggy thank you fuzzy let me try

now

I don't know about you but I think I'd

rather have a poodle

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dinosaurs

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animal

where's the dinosaur

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he's too big to be in the nursery

will be mad if she finds him here I know

we can hide him in the closet another

idea

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he's running loose in the city

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what on Earth is all that racket

we're just being a dinosaur wrecking the

city Nanny well see if you can do it

without making quite so much noise okay

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it's gotta be in here somewhere don't

have the book Gonzo yeah let us look at

it look that's Sir Isaac Newton he

discovered the loss of gravity oh I know

how he did that

he was sitting at the red tomato tree

one day trying to discover the lots of

Comedy let's see a good joke has to have

a chicken in it oh I've got one why

don't chickens like grapefruits because

who'd want to eat a grapefruit omelette

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it's Kevin the law of gravity

what goes up must come down

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I think I just discovered the law of

Comedy too if you don't have a good joke

all you need is a ripe tomato

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this part of history is boring toilet

paper

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I think we went too far

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hey look at this it's Columbus

discovering America

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thank you foreign

Columbus how much water

not too far Skeeter I uh I think it's on

the next page there and so what are you

doing

I'm getting ready to fly into space but

this is 14.92. no one's gonna go into

space for almost 500 years Gonzo that's

what you think we're going into space

just as soon as we reach the end of the

page oh no oh no

oh

yeah

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that was gross what part of History are

we in now I think it's the part without

any conditions if you like good pictures

you'll love my favorite part of History

I bet it's on the next page

foreign

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wow the American Revolution that's my

favorite part of History homeless fuzzy

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come on you guys we've gotta free the

country

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looks like another boat you've got it

where are we going Kermit Washington

um I don't know if I see the painting is

here

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it's the spirit of 76.

foreign

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she wants

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to town riding on a pony stuck a feather

Renaissance

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history

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what time is that Gonzo the wild west

I'll bet it's ancient Rome no it's the

Civil w*r you're way off see this is my

favorite time in history

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it's science fiction

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the mysterious planet

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but Planet X is one of the wildest

weirdest worlds in the Galaxy where I

hope it's one of the softest two Gonzo

cause we're gonna crash into it

bye

please

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gee are rockets red now now how do we

get home Captain Gonzo get home we just

got here hey look the hidden entrance to

the secret underground city of Planet X

come on you'll love this place wait a

minute Gonzo we don't want to go

sightseeing

the alarm activate the viewing screen

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but ganja we've gotta get our rocket

fixed

I don't believe it

hey guys maybe we can find a new rocket

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underground city of Planet X right this

way please

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well we got the pack part right yeah now

where's the action

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foreign

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excuse me sir do you know where we can

find a new rocket robot lead them to me

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or we'll never get off Planet X huh oh

boy I knew I'd find you guys

about fixing a busted rocket over there

thanks

hey nice work fellas

see uh can you guys fix my busted rocket

no but we can make you a new one you can

well well then I want a big one you know

with with big fins and a steering wheel

and bucket seats and we'll get right up

to the point over there sonny thanks

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no but I don't know what a bucket seats

is either

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this sure doesn't look like a rocket

store to me well learning maybe they

keep the Rockets out back

s like a Salesman an imperial Majesty

Queen tea cup

a queen boy I bet she's gonna buy an

expensive bracket

you are trespassers in the secret

underground city of Planet X

and as such you must be punished but we

didn't do anything excuse me your

cleanliness but um we didn't mean to

come here so you actually missed Queen

lady we came here to uh to make you

laugh

probably with one of my great jobs Oh no

you're merely like this one your Royal

swankiness it's a real Lulu

okay here goes when is it Queen not a

queen give up when she's a ruler get it

Queen

pretty funny huh

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perhaps ten lashes of the scrabula from

the gentle Lord of Argo will improve the

fuzzy one sense of humor

no not the scrapula anything but the

scrabula not that yeah well wait a

minute what is it scrapular Anyway wait

a minute Queenie if if you do that the

fuzzy then then you have to do that to

all of us I

think for yourself Kermit very well then

have it your way Lord Argo locks them up

in our deepest darkest dungeon while we

decide they're fate no that sounds

horrible just get them out of my sight

but but your cleanliness

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but don't look at me piggy you took over

as our captain remember

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let's go we're saved

thank you

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stop them you fools don't let them get

away after them

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Rockets

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how do you believe it's gone jump we

told you science fiction is nothing but

make-believe it's not real history oh

yeah wholesale science fiction is very

real to us weirdos

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right guys right see

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anyone

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foreign

thank you

huh wow

bye-bye

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