02x06 - Snow White and the Seven Muppets

[bunniefuu]

Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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thank you for taking us to the lovely

play Mrs Nanny I'm glad you enjoyed it

Bunsen

you too Baker I like the pack where

those seven little aliens brought the

pretty girl back to life fuzzy it was

the prince who brought her back to life

yeah and those were little aliens fuzzy

they were dwarves it was Snow White and

the Seven Dwarves really I thought they

were related to E.T oh I'm exhausted I

don't know about you kids but I'm gonna

go take a little nap

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that place sure was cool I want to be an

actor when I grow up me too why wait

till we grow up we can be actors right

now what do you mean Kermit easy all we

have to do is put on a play of our own I

know

Snow White light good idea Skeeter our

play will be even better than the one we

just saw

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all you have to do is choose who plays

which part and since I am the most

beautiful you want more to play Snow

White right

what I wanna play Snow White you can be

the wicked Queen

ma that Wicked Queen

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I'm not playing any wicked Queen

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take it easy piggy oh

no one got into me there's a fair way to

decide who gets to be snow white there

he is we'll flip a coin

hear the nickel Beaker you flip

no no tails

I won I'm afraid not piggy bigger than

half

I'm going to be Snow White and you're

the wicked Queen

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you should be the director Kermit and we

can be the seven aliens

sorry she I guess I better start

directing her piggy Skeeter see if you

guys can find some costumes oh boy Gonzo

animal you take care of props and sets

no

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you're in charge of music

you and Beaker handled the special

effects okay Thurman

oh that's great guys

whoa

this is gonna be a perfect stage

there's a pop-up picture book here

somewhere with a great Castle in it here

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hey you don't look like the wicked Queen

you look more like let me help you with

that makeup scooter look everybody

Skinner would make a much better wicked

Queen see I see Snow White I should

everyone

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all right uh let's have the first set

animals raise the curtain

um that's the wrong sad animal herbs

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animals sorry

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gross

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sorry oh once upon a time there was a

big castle in which there lived a very

Wicked Queen

but the castle the size of a cookie this

is a play piggy you've got to use your

imagination oh okay

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okay

oh I'm so cute I can't stand it

Yoo-hoo subjects you may have three

seconds to Feast your eyes

that's enough

I don't want to Blind them with my

radiant Beauty

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I got something to tell you you're not

gonna dig compared to Snow White you're

just a pig

you lying good for nothing mirror you

hey take it easy piggy this is just a

play you know

I guess I got carried away with my part

it won't happen again kermy okay let's

go on

hello Ryan exterminators I have a pest

in the Kingdom that I need to uh get rid

of my place in an hour good okay animal

change the set okay

animal it's upside down

hey what happened to this place animal

messed up the set Skeeter just do the

best you can

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guys

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huh

a little bit bigger this is the place

I know it's upside down beater but don't

worry I brought a rather for just such a

situation

I said I brought a ladder for just such

a situation

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Terminators and we've come to get rid of

a pest for the wicked Queen what are you

we got a car from the wicked Queen

telling us to get rid of a snow white

pest

that's no bug that's

that's me I'm Snow White You Are

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please don't hurt me I'm not a pest the

wicked Queen is just jealous of me

because I'm cuter than she is

what

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you're right Beaker don't worry Snow

White you run off and hide in the forest

and we'll tell the wicked queen that we

debugged her castle

watch out for that last crowd

yeah you were great Skeeter don't you

think so Piggy

Fair of course if I were playing Snow

White it would have been superb

okay guys get ready for the next scene

animal trying to get the set right this

time okay okay

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now we need new trees

oh boy

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you're not in the sea okay

and so has Snow White wandered through

the year Forest She Came Upon a little

house Hey where's the Little House

whoops

Snow White 's upon a little house is

anybody home

hello

hello

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I'm smarty

I'm nerdy I'm silly and me crazy

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I'm still wait and I'm looking for a

place to hide from the wicked Queen

where you came to the right place my

little snowflake sit right down and we

will fix you up so no one will ever

recognize you again Gypsy shampoo silly

okay we've got lots of silly shampoo

these rollers will give you lots of

curls curves

animal why are you putting a rock in

Snow White's hair

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a little of this chocolate sauce on

Skeeter's face and she looks so ugly

I'll have to play Snow White

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special face cream I'll rub it in and

make you more beautiful than ever

something is wrong

all right

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well I guess that's the end of act one

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of these sticky and gooey

would you mind telling you what you're

doing make chocolate soda

hmm

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piggy we've gotta finish rehearsing our

plane

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come on

Kermit we're ready to start act two all

right okay

okay listen Beaker Hit the Lights

wait a minute where's the set

look out

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and so after the Seven Dwarfs made Snow

White even more beautiful than before

don't worry Snow White you can stay here

and hide out from the wicked Queen and

in return for your kindness I'll keep

your shop clean and do manicures

animal set change

Skeeter playing Snow White why she's not

happy to put his uh piggy what you're on

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oh yeah

I'm sure my Royal exterminators have

taken care of Snow White by now

never never on the wall now who's the

cutest

Snow White still lives in the forest

Glen and dwells with seven tiny men the

magic mirror tells you true compared to

Snow White you belong in a zoo oh

gosh she sure takes her acting seriously

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this will fix that cute little snow

white oh piggy uh yes creamy what's in

the box oh why oh nothing nothing at all

later at the Seven Dwarfs beauty salon

Snow White was sweeping up while the

others were out to lunch

everyone is looking at the door

the door and he's knocking at them

hi there you must be the lady who wanted

a manicure actually I come right in

you're lucky I just had a cancellation

my you certainly let your nails go what

oh well that's what we're here for we'll

fix you right up I'm not sure how much

more of this I can take

oops sorry I'm kind of new at this

you're my first manicure don't worry

about it you won't be around to do your

second

thank you

did you see uh I said you're going to

get a big tip in just a second I am why

thank you

whatever could this be

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huh if I can't get snow white no one

will

that's not the way the play goes you're

supposed to give her an apple listen

banana beef I'm the queen and I ran out

of apples okay

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what's up what's up

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don't hit me hit you I won't hit you you

won't why I never dream of even smudging

you promise

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who's the cutest one of all even with

two black guys I can see the cutest girl

in the land is the oh

Act five

later in the Forest Glen where the Seven

Dwarves lived uh where's the forest

animal oh

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and so in the Forest Glen the seven sad

Wars cried over poor Snow White

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she was embarrassed in the land the

wicked Queen got the upper hand

now we're crying at the terrible news

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is wet she wants the sweetest girl I

ever met

something scared her and she blew a fuse

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thank you

hey someone's coming

whoa

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that's the silliest looking horse I ever

saw girl don't tell me tell an animal he

drew it

you wouldn't happen to be a handsome

prince with the power to kiss a

beautiful princesses and wake them up

would you

oh no

you'll never wake up I do know a little

first aid though you do uh-huh try it

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um I have never seen such a beautiful

princess before her skin is soft as snow

Riser

um her eyes are

um like two shimmering pearls her hair

is like like

amber waves of grain

I'm taking a

look and so as the handsome prince

leaned closer to Snow White uh I can't

let Comey kiss her

um

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and you guys know how to get to uh

Grandma's house

what's he doing here excuse me but I

think you're in the wrong photo

that's not the way The Story Goes PE it

isn't oh I'll try it again

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let us finish it

it's all the yelling

yelling I didn't hear any yelling nanny

we were just practicing our play Snow

White yeah would you like to see it why

I'd love to Snow White huh I always

wanted to play the part of the wicked

Queen you did uh-huh she's my favorite

too Nanny that's exactly why I chose to

play her huh I knew it was the best part

who would want to play that

no wait when you could be the wicked

Queen what I'll go get my glasses and

I'll be right back don't start without

me I wanna play The Wicked Queen let me

play I Wanna Be The Wicked Queen

I'd meet the best Wicked queen of all

because I'm the funniest

member on the wall who's the funniest

bear of all Fozzy Bear I never lie when

you tell jokes I Wanna Cry

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thank you

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no no no no no no

no

no no no no

you have a mirror on the wall who's the

weirdest one of all

right

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