02x08 - Musical Muppets

[bunniefuu]

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is everything all right in here

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nothing

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they do

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can I help you yeah how do you send smog

to a friend what you put it in a box and

send it dirty airmail that's a post

office joke

well I got a better joke fuzzy how do

you send lousy comedians to a friend I

give up ow yeah

and express mail

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coming right up

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there that's everything

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here you are piggy one sheet of steps

aren't they pretty

but they all have pictures of you on

them naturally it's my post office

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it's a pony foreign

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you're doing

that's your delivery

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hi kids

this letter just came for Ralph huh a

real letter for me

go ahead open it whoa this is incredible

how should I know I can't read would you

read it for me Nanny why certainly wrong

dear toy piano owner that's you Ralph

the tiny way piano company is having its

annual Young Person's songwriting

contest and would like to invite you to

enter the winning song will be played on

the radio

gee you're a great songwriter Rolf you

win for sure I guess I could give it a

try you let me know when you're done

Ralph and I'll mail in your entry let's

get our instruments so we can help Rose

all right

hmm

I wonder what kind of song I should

write I know make it a funny song about

a hot dog gargling root beer who gets

mustard on his guitar and

you're right it would be better if he

gargled the mustard and Spilled the root

beer on his guitar and

Jennifer

don't let go

hey I know I'll write a classical song

difficult well I uh I go ahead Rob we're

ready to record okay I'm broke the dog

and this is my song

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oh no I can't write a song with my piano

Out Of Tune I know take your piano to an

auto mechanic they do great tune-ups you

really think they can tune my piano

fuzzy sure well okay

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I need a tune-up fast we'll get rain on

it be sure let's get this thing on the

list

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you're right Beaker you need a tune-up

as well

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just one minor adjustment

he's tuned up perfectly now

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sounds good

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last music

oh gee that was great wolf yeah you went

for sure

um

nanny

what are y'all looking so gloomy about I

thought you liked my song your song was

great Ralph it's just a well we like to

write songs like you too yeah

then we have all put together speak for

yourself piggy personally my body has

lots of musical Talent whoa see what I

mean hey what's the matter with you guys

we played music together lots of times

you're all good enough to write songs no

way I'll prove it to you really maybe we

could I'll try if you try

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cheer maybe we could write a song

together Piggy

oh

oh curly we got to come up with a hit

song for my big concert well um let's

see

we're waiting and I don't have a song

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where mosquitoes and fireflies wrong

where reap you're our toad you stay out

of the road cause the cars to go by they

don't honk

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phew I don't quite know how to tell you

this Kermit but on a scale of one to ten

that song was minus 12.

she I didn't think my song was that bad

did you I can't let piggy Go on stage

without a good song to sing there's only

one thing to do you know

a struggling songwriters can't afford

Tech these I sure hope she's home

well if it isn't Karma Kristofferson

what can I do for you oh I hear him I

was wondering if you could do me a

teensy weensy favor ma'am you know well

you see I need help writing a song for

my friend pinky why sure I always was a

sucker for little green guys come on in

Kermit things

you're on in 15 seconds piggy oh

damn my career will be ruined I got it

I've got a zombie

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I have a great little song here I'd like

to sing for you this better be good frog

hit it

hit it it's hard to

be Prairie

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foreign

that was terrific

thank you thank you my Tang I'm gonna do

a funny song this is fuzzy bear and my

song is called how to tell chicken jokes

without laying an egg hit it guys

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the chicken crushed around of course to

get to the other side

you might ask why a fireman would wear

his red suspenders the answer is quite

Frank to see to keep his pants up girl

you are now

I bet you're always wondered why

elephants have trunks when the weather's

hot they run to the beach and like to go

for a dance

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hey don't you guys throw anything

besides tomatoes

sorry I asked

and that's the end of my funny song

Thank you very much

pretty good huh sure fuzzy that was uh

yeah it was a really wasn't it guys

I'm glad you liked it

why don't you give it a try scooter gosh

uh I've never written a song before

you've written a computer program

haven't you yeah but what's that got to

do with music lots of music has written

on computer scooter yeah you're right

recording my name is scooter and This

song is called uh computer scooter

huh

gee something doesn't sound right maybe

there's something wrong with my computer

we better take a look

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what are we looking for scooter we're

looking for the ram there he is

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REM Random Access Memory oh it's where

my music program is stored I know that

here it is

I don't see any music in here scooter

only these electronic thingies

like what's going on man

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I've been looking all over for you guys

sorry man we've been taking five

bites that is you know like in uh

computer bites

uh I'm writing some electronic music and

I need your help you

one

one three

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thanks guys that was great scooter yeah

I guess I can write songs huh now it's

my turn and I know exactly what kind of

song I'm Gonna Write

a marching song

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come on guys

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I just love merch songs personally I

prefer April songs get it March April

waka waka waka

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but first I need a rock band

I'll be in your beer and Gonzo don't be

silly you can't be

it we're not because you're

conscience

okay fellas we got a song to do

let's try that one

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what's wrong with you guys you're

supposed to be wrong musicians you

haven't played another day Leroy what

happened to that great you're

famous for huh

Bruce baby what's your problem why

aren't you guys playing is it something

I said don't I pay you enough what was

that

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I'm close how could I have been so

stupid I remember the Rocks but I forgot

the rules

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one

two three four

five

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wait until

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I'll filter for our turn beaker

you can play music speaker all you need

is my latest invention

wow

don't worry Beaker it's easy Bunsen

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oh that's too bad Bunsen I guess you and

Baker won't be able to enter that

contest now of course we will I still

have this a ping pong ball no it's my

Bunsen Honeydew self-propelled follow

the bouncing ball ball how does it work

simple watch

come on

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that was amazing Benson

and you too Beaker thanks

well we've all recognized

really nice it's time to send in the

tape and Nissan

Lisa don't be silly animal you can't

even talk right how are you going to

write a song not right drum what

happened

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thank you

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hello geez that was wild animal wow

I'll shut the tape recorder off

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oh boy how about two years now you'll

never know if we won the song contest

wait a minute there's still a chance to

enter our songs

all we have to do is put the tape back

together and wind it back on the

cassette I'll get The Mending tape

now we just have to untangle this mess

yay

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how did your song come out Ralph great

Nanny we all songs you did hear the yarn

near me thank you Kermit I'll mail this

off right away oh boy I can't wait to

see if we win

you're a writer a week is an awfully

long time away

hurry Nanny the winning song is going to

be played any second

I think this is the station and now it's

time to play the winning song in the

tiny way piano songwriters contest

I

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know

cross the roads

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we'll see

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was that all our sons that wild and

crazy song was written by not one but

ten creative little songwriters the

Muppet Babies way to go kids and things

from a tiny way piano company

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that was a wonderful song kids I'm very

proud of you

good song yeah yeah yeah yeah

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