02x09 - What's New at the Zoo

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

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looking for again Kermit

game Hunters trying to capture a lion

party oh yeah

you mean there's a lion in the nursery

we're not in the nursery silly we're in

a jungle filled with wild animals and

ferocious beasts

oh I knew that look there he is

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he went behind that tree

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he could be dangerous boy Kirby sure

knows a lot about tracking big games are

you kidding

about big game if you wanna see the

really big game follow me

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from now on I'm sticking to small games

like jiggly winks

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mainly we ought to forget about the lion

he sounds awful big Dory scooter I'll

catch him in this nip

oh hello

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all right

quick get the game

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what's a lion now

um I know we'll take him to the zoo

idea I don't think so yeah he might

scare all the other animals at the zoo

right Ralph no fuzzy zoos remind me of

the dog pound all those poor animals

locked up in cages gosh I never thought

of it like that me either geez I'm kind

of sorry we caught him now yeah maybe

maybe we should let him go roar hi kids

hi Natalie

why all the gloomy faces well we caught

a lion Nanny you did Lionel

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oh I see we were gonna take him to the

zoo Nanny but well said

I'm animals no

no fun Rolf

for visitors maybe but what about the

animals locked up in those cages

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but many zoos don't have cages Ralph

see

gee look at that but wouldn't the

animals be happier if they weren't in

the zoo some of them might Ross but many

animals aren't safe in the wild

well Skeeter some of the places where

animals live and find their food are

being destroyed by cities the animals

have no place to

go zoos give them the protection they

need to survive

why did you take a look at that book

Roth

I think you'll find that zoos aren't so

bad after all okay Nanny gee wouldn't it

be great if we could go to a zoo We

really in our imaginations

oh I may be beautiful

are you sure pee what are these

flamingos they're my favorite animal

they are how do they balance someone leg

like that

Skeeter they take ballet lessons that's

ridiculous Birds can't dance of course

they can haven't you ever heard of

flamingo dancing oh

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thank you

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thank you

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they look just like you scooter

oh yeah well if they look like me then

they look like you too we're twins

remember

oh yeah

we play sports with them

I'll show you

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before you play sports you should always

loosen up okay fellas it's time for

Skeeter's workout first exercise

oh

my God

first event the 100 meter tree swing gee

they're gonna swing a tree these monkeys

must be strong sorry

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oh

second entrance begins

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Burger King

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cheers tough judges

that was fine Skeeter but I know an

Olympic event that's even better what's

that Fozzy funny face making what here

I'll show you watch me do a double

somersault lip wrap with the one and a

quarter nose twist not bad huh

I can do better than that

a gold medal for sure

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not as funny as mine

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well I guess so let's see what other

animals there are oh boy hyenas my

favorite

hyenas why would anyone like hyenas

because they're laughing hyenas they'll

know a good joke when they hear one

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thank you thank you I've got some great

jokes for you today

have you heard this one why do turtles

live in shells to give up because they

can't afford Apartments

hey wait a minute where are you going

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it's my job to see that it doesn't

explode

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it's a big one oh no

Jim Henson's muffin quick do something

before it explodes

come on

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gee you could sure make a lot of

spaghetti sauce with that tomato

well I'm diffusing the b*mb sorry

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[Laughter]

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oh really funny joke

if only we could get Steve Martin I get

a real funny joke Gonzo oh boy why do

leopards have spots on their coats give

up because they don't bring them to the

cleaners

was that good enough ah probably not

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ah does this mean my joke wasn't funny

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animals that was no Steve Martin

wow look at that it's a zebra

zebras are my favorite animal not mine I

don't like their stripes they look like

prisoners I'll bet I know how they got

their stripes there was this black horse

who walked behind the picket fence

oh

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yeah

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and that's how the zebra got his stripes

honest that's not how zebras got their

stripes yeah they got them from being in

the Army fuzzy fevers don't go in the

army they don't no oh yeah they go in

the zoo that's where they get their

stripes

they get suntan through their cage bars

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they gave them a tension

just like in the Army

sorry she wrote we wouldn't want the

animals locked up like prisoners yeah we

love animals just like you do you do

how much we love animals we've already

do piggy yeah

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your own backyard

with a kitty cats

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or bring some ice cream home for your

parakeet you mean like give a gentle hug

to a ladybug tell the fairy tale to a

lonely snails

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please

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gee that was a great song guys you think

people who work at zoos love animals

that much they're not sure they do

remember what nanny said well

the zoo is protect endangered species

from becoming extinct say maybe I'm an

endangered species you guys always say

my jokes stink let's think fuzzy extinct

that's when a certain kind of animal

disappears from the Earth forever yeah

yeah I'm gonna be a Bears that's right

and when you're an endangered species

there's only a few of you left

wait a minute have you ever seen anyone

who looked like me Kermit or not really

Gonzo one time I saw an old rug that

kind of looked like you this isn't funny

I'm one of a kind I'm an endangered

species all right don't worry Gonzo

there's gotta be more like you around

somewhere maybe we'll find one in the

animal book

hold it look at the nose on that guy huh

I think I'm one of those that's an

anteater so that's what I am

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well you have folks

please make mine with cheese and give me

a red ant milkshake extra thick

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so if you're going to grow up to be a

healthy anteater you've got to eat your

hands waiter bring Gonzo our usual but

then I just have a tuna sandwich I guess

not

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thank you

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I don't see anything he must have been a

fly why yuck

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now gone though you eat your ants like a

good little Gladiator

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sorry I'll get you another ball

your answer you're not gonna get any

dessert oh yeah what's for dessert

termite tapioca oh boy my favorite

oh

guess what

guys oh it's only your imagination

you're right thanks Kermit hey if I'm

not an anteater I must really be an

endangered species maybe Gonzo should be

in the zoo no no he'll stay in the

nursery with the rest of us yeah and you

won't be an endangered species as long

as we're here to take care of you gosh

gosh the same way through this feeling

about other endangered animals rolls

yeah whoa zero yeah zoos really do help

endangered animals stay alive and

healthy they're better than that yours

are wonderful people too yes

beautiful cute animals no people's Zoo

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gosh I've never heard of a people Zoo

before

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what animal always thinks in Korea

personally I prefer thinking finger

paint

people Zoo People Zoo

letter for you Mr Rhino thank you Mr

Turtle hello and

today why

who is that guy animal you're a friend

take a bus

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that's the weirdest bus driver I ever

saw not bus

driver's driver

I know it the light is expired on

animals brain

what kind of person I mean animal is

that

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there was a hippopotamus then what's

that ball points

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message for Mr animals

hey

is everything all right in here

everything's fine Nanny we just finished

our trip to the zoo well Ralph what do

you think about zoos now gosh I never

realized how important zoos are Nanny

they really care about animals well I'm

glad you feel that way Ralph how would

you like it if I took you all to the zoo

tomorrow

I may be an endangered species but

you're not taking me to the zoo they'll

probably want to keep me there no way

oh well at least you'll come to visit me

won't you

thank you

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oh my mouse

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