02x11 - The Muppet Museum of Art

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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's the puck

six we gotta get a goal get the hockey

puck skier

oh

I'm gonna get a goal this time for sure

[Applause]

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the scores tied one a piece I'll get

another puck

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say I just remembered a great joke why

don't hockey players play with tomatoes

I guess you heard that one huh

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ready

I gotta get a goal before the clock Runs

Out

all right

oh yeah that's what you think hockey

knows

we won

that was a rough game yeah we lost it by

a nose I know I know don't rub it in

sorry

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don't forget to put your skates away

animal okay wow

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thanks animal welcome

hey it's almost 10 o'clock Manny's

supposed to take us to the art museum

today I'm a reminder

thank you

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are you okay Skeeter I don't think so I

hurt my ankle what was that Shout

I tripped on a roller skate Manny

does it hurt uh-huh oh dear

haven't I told you how dangerous it is

to leave your toys out where people can

trip on them

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oh look what's that

why it's going to escape it is

gee kids I was looking forward to taking

you all to the art museum today

now because of your carelessness Gonzo

we won't be able to go

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sorry

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oh

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I'll go get some ice for your ankle

Skeeter you wait here

Mommy

she Nanny's been looking forward to

taking us to the museum all week now

because of you she has to spend the day

taking care of Skeeter

I don't even remember leaving my skate

out maybe my brain isn't working right

your brain has never worked right Gonzo

oh yeah

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figure out some way to make it up to

Nanny that's a great idea Kermit we

could get her a present

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all right that way when fuzzy tells a

bad joke Nanny can scrape the Tomato off

his face and make us a pizza ravioli

I know if Nanny can't go to the art

museum we'll bring the art museum to

Nanny how are we going to do that Kermit

simple we'll paint our own pictures and

hang them in the nursery for Nanny to

look at

wow great idea Kermit but what do about

art I saw an art book on the living room

table we can copy the pictures right

let's go get it

it was right on the table

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oh no we'll never get the book without

Manny seeing us and that will spoil the

surprise oh yes

we'll get it I got us into this jam oh

get us out all right we'll need to

divert mommy's attention while I sneak

in and grabbed the book any volunteers

volunteers

very good private animal

sorry okay

so sorry gee that's guanzo's favorite

toy oh that's sweet

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foreign

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what's gotten into you animal

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s

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sorry animal okay

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wow

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that's like ah stop that's a great one I

just love it that's the best painting I

ever saw

that's not a painting fuzzy it's an old

photograph of you oh I knew that oh

beautiful Nanny would love a painting

like this all right who's going to

who's going to who turns for into a

masterpiece me I will me too me too

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thank you

you can't stop can canning for a minute

I won't be able to paint you

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well it's just what you asked for piggy

an oil painting oh yuck

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aren't you Pierre animals

what is that

masterpiece

won't bite you're sick

you won't bite

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Yahoo has

easy Cafe messy

oh my God I found you

wait a minute

oh listen I was wondering if you'd pick

a picture of Moi one that will hang in a

museum and make me

Immortal

that's perfect

painting ever

solid dancing pig

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what's that roller skate doing there I

put mine away oh my gosh it's not again

what do you mean it's back again the

Phantom roller skate I never paint it it

just appears in my paintings

it does

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wow that's neat Gonzo it's great for

piggy why I yes yes you did wonderful

you really like a piggy

a director of The Muppet Museum I

personally I'm going to hang your

painting in the best comfortable place

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you're the director gosh I can't think

of anything to paint that Nanny might

like wait a minute I know

pretty good huh I think I call it still

life with tomatoes

I think you ought to stick telling jokes

fuzzy okay how about this one why don't

snakes like the finger paint give up

because they don't have any fingers

my paintings ruined I wonder what other

kinds of paintings Nanny might like wow

that's the kind of picture I'd like to

paint

howdy Wild Bill ah Butch

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but you're not be too careful with all

the rocking horse Keys running around

these days

but how about we deal your hand of Old

Bay I don't think it's Clem likes the

fruit Crazy Eights

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[Applause]

all right a double

um a double scoop of vanilla that is

coming right up

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drive me my pleasure ma'am

heard that was someone looking to outgaw

me

yep which Kermit in the Sundance weirdo

you better watch

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Kermit is the fastest draw in the west

no way I'm the fastest

uh no actually I believe you're the

fastest car in the Southeast see why

don't you go past Interstate 35 I'm the

fastest

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okay and I'm calling you Sundance

Street

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[Applause]

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Corral

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it was nothing are you kidding that's

terrific Kermit yeah I wish I could

paint like that

sounds pretty good eh

blue what

adorable that we don't have

see him just for Gonzo's Exquisite art

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this one right here

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and why do you keep hiding ganzo's

paintings Piggy

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so it won't fade

two of you piggy I know

wow I found a sculpture The Nanny will

dig

I wonder what he's thinking I know

he's trying to think of a good song why

don't you help him out Ralph yes

okay here goes

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you might like rainbow colors on the

camera

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pen and ink or watercolors even

photographs

Donuts

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in all the classic picture of the farmer

and his wife

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wow sculpting Clay's phone

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guys

sculpture

what do you think huh

it's a kind of weird ganjo

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[Applause]

there ah thanks

wow I'm gonna paint a picture like this

for Nanny interesting huh

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boy you look weird Gonzo there's nothing

worried about me scooter

it's weird it is not Pablo picanzo is

Right scooter your painting is all wrong

no

no well it sure looks crazy to me how's

it look to you Pablo profaz I never saw

anything so strange in my life Pablo

peralfo a scooter I think your glasses

must be dirty I'll bet if you clean them

you'd see what we mean you think so well

okay

gee you were right Pablo pic Kermit my

painting does look kind of odd doesn't

it it sure does Pablo PA scooter

Nanny's gonna love this one

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animal no you're making a mess

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what have you done animal didn't do that

that's a real painting it is I think

it's cool yeah

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need more animals get out of that

painting there's no way you're gonna

clean this up animal

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much better hey that looks like a joke I

once told you can't see jokes fuzzy you

can after the audience throws tomatoes

me that I'll clean this up for you

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that's better here let me try

I did it well almost

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what are we gonna do with you now found

in the museum

s we gotta get the place ready for Nanny

what are you doing Gonzo I finally

figured out the perfect

paint really

let me see not until the museum opens

it's gonna be a surprise

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come on let's get Mammy

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you coming what oh I mean of course

well Gonzo has something he wants to

tell you Nanny what is it Gonzo ah we

want you to come with us to the museum

Nanny I'm sorry Gonzo but you know I

can't leave Skeeter here no problem

Manny we'll take her with us grab her

careful easy watch your foot

come on put the museum is halfway across

town Lauren isn't near me it's right

here it is

oh kids did you do this for me

how do you like our paintings Nanny well

they're wonderful but I didn't see yours

Gonzo

I was saving it for last my painting

reveals the truth about me and piggy

it's going to find out about the roller

skate

wait I painted a picture of piggy

because the truth is I like her more

than anyone in the world you two

I don't know what to say except I can't

stand it piggy there's no way to talk

about Gonzo's painting I'm

nanny I can't stand lying about this

anymore I'm lying about what piggy guys

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I swapped mine with Gonzo so I wouldn't

get in trouble I'm sorry Skeeter I'm

sorry kanzo that's okay piggy I should

have watched where I was going anyway

my favorite framed by my favorite person

in the world how can you ever forgive me

Gonzo well picky my sweet there is one

thing you can do to make it up to me

anything you can give me a kiss on my

nose

yuck uh I mean oh okay okay

I'm never going to wash my nose again

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thank you

foreign

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