02x01 - Once Upon an Egg Timer

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and now back to Muppet Babies

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got the biggest nose bazooka beak

foreign

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bunsen's about to demonstrate his latest

invention what is it Anyway I know it's

a six passenger spaghetti powered tennis

shoe grinder right no I invented that

last week right beaker

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this doesn't look 3D to me

wow

my pants

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oh

my God 3D sure is scary hey Ralph

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looks like my nose was running

what's going on in here

um

yeah thank you I crashed is everyone all

right

wow

well I think you'd better clean up this

room and next time be more careful okay

Ralph

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hey something's the matter with Ralph he

doesn't look very well what is it wrong

oh I get it you lost your tonsils and

you want us to go to the pet shop and

buy a new pair

fuzzy sorry I got it you left your piano

and you want us to take a look and see

if it's in your chimney let me take a

look

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um I see a couple of organs but there

aren't any pianos

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jeez he must have lost his voice when we

crashed ah gee it's all my fault

I'm not your fault Gonzo

you ain't been shouting well if it's

lost there's only one thing to do what

we've gotta go find it oh boy anybody

know what a voice looks like maybe if we

look at one of our own places we'll know

what to look for good idea piggy animal

let me see your voice they are

machine training renew a voice could

look like a truck could you Jay cam it

that didn't work oh dear

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dear his pink Piglet

and the greatest detective in the world

hmm okay Ralph tell me where did your

wife see your voice

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he can't talk to us anymore so maybe

we'd better talk to him but what will we

say to him I know let's tell him a story

go round uh what it's simple what about

starts to tell a story then after three

minutes the next person continues where

the first person left off that sounds

like fun I'll get the egg timer

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here's the egg timer you start kermy do

I have to yeah three minutes huh well

okay here goes

um once upon a time there was this place

gee not much of a place is it is my time

up yet you still have two minutes and 48

seconds oh that much huh Siri oh yeah I

wonder what makes a good story I guess I

need a hero like uh Indiana frog

now I need a dramatic setting let's see

now

how about a jungle

with wild animals

and mean looking ladies

gosh making up stories is easier than I

thought now all I need is a title

I'm coming

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and so Indiana frog Came Upon a tower of

ancient ruins

um

that's not quite what I had in mind

that's better

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gosh that's a scary bark would you guys

mind if I change the title to Raiders of

the Lost meow keep going

rookie

um

and so Indiana frog crying

being crying

then crying to the top of the Ancient

Temple

things are going to get siding now I can

tell by the music

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hey not bad for a little baby frog

foreign

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has the heroic green frog made his way

through the creepy passageway

sorry no

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phew that was close one more step and

I'd have been an Indiana frog Burger

hold the onions

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hey I think I found the last bark

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you're

under arrest for steering wrong spark me

but I didn't take it oh yeah I caught

you red-handed Gonzo that's ketchup

that's what they all say

knock it off Gonzo you're ruining my

story

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another booby trap

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you a giant soft drink what a way to go

sh I wish there was that hamburger trap

and then the soft drink

if I'm not mistaken there should be just

one more trap left

thank you

I know it

the greasy french fried crab

Muppet Babies will return after these

messages

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and now back to Muppet Babies

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and so as Indiana frog found himself

trapped in the french fries without any

salt

oh no a giant hey he must have the last

bark

so I'm not careful he's gonna have the

last Crow too

and then they've all looked lost and

Indiana frog was about to become junk

food

no fear I'm not finished yet you're not

supposed to finish

that's the way the game goes okay piggy

you're on now you just hit back and

relax Ralph while I continue after me

left off

Lily oh yes as Indiana frog was about to

become junk food

huh

Sleeping Beauty

day across this day yay wait a minute

that's not how you're supposed to do it

Piggy

it's my story now Indiana frog and I'm

not

stretches

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thank you thank you

in times past there lived a king and

queen

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whoops

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the king and queen were talking one day

what's that we had a child what does

that mean Skeeter what's

it's parked so we wanna have a baby baby

silly we do

and so it happens that that Sleeping

Beauty was born

I am the Liberty sweet kind and modest

Sleeping Beauty

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twinkle twinkle

little

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okay

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I don't know what would happen if I

touched it

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had Sleeping Beauty

printer than a devil evil spell fell

over her and she fell asleep for a

hundred years fortunately there was one

thing that could wake Sleeping Beauty a

kiss from her handsome prince

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the end do I have to say it

whoa okay heart the lovely sweet kind

snoring I mean Sleeping Beauty

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over Sleeping Beauty puckered up and

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Saved by the Bell what

yeah it's not my fault your time was up

honest

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yay

how's the voice doing well

not so spectacular hey it's your turn

scooter I'm starting the timer

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oh yeah just as the handsome prince was

about to kiss Sleeping Beauty a computer

salesman Andrew

Smith oh well okay how about a vacuum

cleaner salesman castles get Dusty you

know I'll be right back

Oh yay

oh it's no use I don't know how to tell

a story you're doing great scooter I am

sure these musical instruments are a

great idea they are of course every good

story needs a song

hey that's right okay uh here goes

well he's got floppy ears in the cold

wet nose

he plays piano with his toes

and we all love the way he sings

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it keeps me smiling all the time all the

time all the time

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hey that was neat huh now it's my turn

go for it Skeeter okay I'll start right

with our scooter left off just off the

phone yet and this and everyone was

feeling good

uh a police motorcycle drove up

who are you I'm TJ Skinner police girl

and I'm searching for the first Nappers

who took Ross bark don't look at me I

haven't napped all day no but she has

but I'm sleeping beauty I'm supposed to

be napping oh yeah well a good cop

doesn't take any chances up against the

wall Pig I beg your party

okay spread them

the Screen Actors Guild will never let

you get away with this skater

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well how should I know

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a bark you're under arrest piggy you

have the right to remain silent

I'm getting out of this crazy story

hey don't wait for me

this is Sergeant TJ scooter I'm after

the fire Snappers I'll need some backups

are you the backup yup I'm sure

dinosaurs

all right let's go

me

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right

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I know

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oh I think I took the wrong turn

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on the streets

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you

tell a story animal yeah you can barely

talk

sorry sorry

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what are you talking about animals

that's normal

fire story animal food story

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uh excuse me

did I just hear a bark

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the world

that's unbelievable feeling absolutely

nothing underneath us

well you know what that means huh what

bye bye

wow true story huh

yeah that was cool animal you should be

more careful Kanto yeah you could have

gotten hurt relax Sherlock Gonzo always

had everything under control

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phew that was close yeah we almost got

clobbered thank trough if you happen to

shouted out wait hey your voice what

about my voice

say you're right my voice came back

oh boy it's my turn to tell the story

don't bother fussy yeah Ralph's got his

voice back we're through telling stories

but the story isn't over yet there's

still some time left see

where do I start oh yeah I remember this

is gonna be good I'm gonna turn it into

a comedy here I go once upon a time

hey no fair

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I don't believe it this is gonna be even

scarier than I thought

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what was that crash

yeah

we're going to the fun park tomorrow

morning

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don't they know you from somewhere I

know

Louis Gonzo

remember Julius Gonzo of Rome oh oh oh

no these old place is screwy

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hey this is fun you wouldn't happen to

know the way out of here would you

you'll love us

and now these messages

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