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03x01 - Pigerella

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x01 - Pigerella

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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let's see

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hey guys

oh looks like the clock hypnotized g*ns

organzo oh no that's me facts

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that was cool welcome gosh a whole hour

till lunch

other me neither I know we can sneak

into the kitchen and get some food

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eater

told us never to take snacks without

asking

ask you won't mind as long as we eat our

lunch

is it for sure then we'll all get in

trouble not if we do an impossible

mission watch

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good morning Mr scooter your mission

should you choose to accept it is to

sneak into the kitchen and get us all

some snacks as usual should you want any

of your Muppet impossible force be

caught I'll tell Mommy I have nothing to

do with it my nose will self-destruct in

two seconds

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oh come on

impossible mission to do impossible

mission sneaking snacks is big trouble

Skeeter you're going to get caught

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oh Skeeter there's a guard if we move

past the living room we'll be spotted

for sure not if we disguise ourselves

huh

here put this on oh good idea

phew

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we made it now all we need to do is get

the food and get out of here

it's stuck

thank you

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all right scooter let's have the

expl*sives I don't have any expl*sives

sure you do give me your bubble gum huh

hey that's my last piece

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[Applause]

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huh must be the wind

something must have happened to them

it's been 10 minutes

you get caught

we're back

did you get the snacks yeah I'm starving

hungry hungry

there's plenty for everyone

oh no you don't hey give it back

around here has got to keep all of you

from getting in trouble I'm taking these

snacks right back to the kitchen oh sure

and just how do you expect to sneak back

into the kitchen without getting caught

huh

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piggy the ninja will handle this job

yeah

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what was that pinky might be in trouble

come on

why piggy

you know better than to sneak snacks

between meals

but now piggy don't make things worse by

telling fibs but Piggy's telling the

truth Nanny Skeeter and I yeah

that's kind of you to try to cover up

for her scooter but piggy has to learn

to take responsibility for what she does

make up for what you've done piggy

you'll have to clean up your mess and

the rest of the kitchen too but no butts

and scooter I want you and Skeeter to

make sure piggy does a good job huh

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get the work piggy gosh we gotta help

piggy after all we're the ones who are

gonna eat the snacks no way Ralph Manny

said piggy has to do it oh

myself

mommy said

yeah why should why should we have to

clean up this whole mess

off you'd think I was Cinderella or

something

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steps Corner what are you doing do I

have to wear this silly thing what's

wrong with it it's a dress that's what's

wrong with it I'm a boy remember sorry

scooter in the story Cinderella had two

stepsisters now getting stuck okay okay

aren't you finished cleaning the kitchen

yet well um I'm almost done well hurry

up you gotta clean the chimney next

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thank you

Santa Claus

animal there's no Santa Claus in this

story sorry

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hey gorilla

yesterday

you'd better have this place cleaned up

before lunchtime or no lunch for you yes

step nanny

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what was that ah another step nanny

I thought I had a a fly on my tongue

cleaned and clean and cleaned and

cleaned while her step Nanny and

stepsisters went off to play

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where is it

you never know when the big bad wolf

might turn up you're at the door sales

bear

door to doorstep bear uh-huh I'm selling

vacuum cleaners really come right in wow

you think you could uh clean up this

mess are you kidding my new super

section vacuum cleaner can clean up

anything I'll show you

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hey wow

oh hey whoa

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ow let's go

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maybe it's defective

I was only trying to help

I can't control it

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get this thing off of me

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is everything all right in here

um why yes Nanny well hurry up it's

going to be lunch soon

just because you're not helping me clean

up

then you have to make a bigger mess

and so poor people continue to clean and

clean and clean when suddenly I wonder

who that could be

affects animals

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[Applause]

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who is who is it goodbye Prince Kermit V

son of King Kermit the fourth son of

King Kermit the third Son of God

and yeah I want to invite you all to my

party tonight at the castle it's gonna

be a real ball

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oon Skeeter that was handsome prince

Kermit we're invited to a party at his

castle

you can't come piggerella after you help

us get dressed you've got more cleaning

to do

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pink dressed her stepsisters for the

ball this

is bring a dress to the party okay then

you can always go with go without it

huh okay okay I'll wear it

can't you go any faster pigarella we

don't want to be late for the bowl

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now can I go to the bar with you step

Nanny please I'm afraid not you couldn't

possibly go wearing Rags like that

oh yeah hurry

hurry hurry the courage is waiting

and so a step Nanny and the stepsisters

went off to the bar hikabella found

herself all alone in the big cold house

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huh who are you I'm your fairy god

weirdo what

this must be my lucky day

trust me another picture

here it is

here I'm supposed to turn your Rags into

a beautiful gown so you can go to the

ball

Play Party not a pyramid you nincompoop

stay away from me

what kind of

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any decent fairy at least knows how to

use a wand why don't you go back to

Fairy School

hey good idea

good morning students welcome to Bunsen

Hunters score for first genies and

leprechauns ah Mr honeydew

I've been having some trouble with my

wand

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hmm I'll see what you mean I think I've

got just what you need Gonzo

horror suit complete with a third 50 000

volt laser wand

so gone through how it works

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fix this one huh let me have a look at

that

thank you

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just as I suspected

girl try it now

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stop

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stop instant sorry

and you shape up Bonzo

now where was I oh yes

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the fountain pickerella's rides into a

beautiful gown so she could go to the

ball you better get it right this time

or you're in trouble trust me yeah

oh

Oh you mean that's more like it let me

see ah next I'm supposed to turn up

a pump to a coach oh I don't see any

pumpkins

how about a tomato they make much better

coaches

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your coach will turn back into a tomato

and your driver becomes a lousy comedian

again at the struggle seven precisely

seven I thought that was all supposed to

happen at midnight don't be ridiculous

we can't stay up that late we're just

kids oh hey how am I supposed to get

this thing out of here no problem thanks

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royal castle

great party a prince Kermit yeah if only

your beautiful Pig would arrive so I

could fall in love with her I know it

sounds kind of silly to me too and don't

forget this is Piggy's imagination

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okay one two one two three four

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well you are kind of cute

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I love you Daddy

sure

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wow

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okay okay

um I was wondering uh beautiful

pigarella thank you

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it's almost

set oh I've got to be calling uh let's

see now um will you marry me

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oh wait

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and so the handsome prince Kermit went

off to search for his adorable sweet

lovely but you

okay okay I get to pick you

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it was about to give up he spotted one

last house

why Prince Kermit what are you doing

here

um I'm looking for the foot that fits

this red penny so we can marry and live

happily ever after you wanna marry a

foot no not the foot the person who owns

the foot I must

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watch

here oh no wearing a dress is bad enough

but I'm not marrying any frog actually

that Kenny belongs to let me try it

hey cut it out

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no look this place is a mess again I'll

be cleaning all day

we're not being fair guys we all snuck

the snacks and piggy took the blame

Nanny does not to help her that's

because Nanny thought piggy did it she

didn't know the truth Ralph's right we

did it and we're the ones who should be

cleaning up this mess well what are we

waiting for huh

what we should have done in the phone

place

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oh it's beautiful what

I thought I told you kids that piggy was

supposed to clean up by herself you did

near me but that was because you thought

piggy snuck the snacks and she didn't

that's right scooter and I were the ones

who took the snacks you did yeah and the

rest of us were gonna eat them Nanny oh

he said piggy that is she knew it was

wrong from the very start really

well I guess I owe you an apology piggy

I'm sorry I didn't trust you that's okay

Nanny now it's my turn to make up for my

mistake I'm gonna fix all of you a

wonderful fruit salad

but you don't have to make it nanny your

fairy god weirdo will do it with this

magic wand

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Oh Gonzo I always knew I was a little

fruitcake didn't you

joining the fun with the Muppet Babies

again next Saturday morning at six and

stay tuned for Theodore Tugboat and The

Marvelous mountain lion next on the

Disney Channel

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God

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right