03x03 - The Weirdo Zone

[bunniefuu]

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

yeah is everything all right in here

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well

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foreign

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thank you

what are you doing with all those bugs

bugs you mark where

right here those aren't bugs silly those

are plastic building blocks that's what

you think the little space bugs from the

planet c*ck you're a craft oh yeah

tell her that

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over here

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[Laughter]

whatever why don't you stay there yeah

there you go little guys

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nine on nine

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I just love crazy eggs to me

58 of course it is

I'll show you how to play Crazy Eights

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hey Gonzo long time no see yo what's

happening oh nothing much Joe nice to

see you you're looking good Margaret Oh

Gonzo who are these guys we're crazy

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[Applause]

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okay

Gonzo are you all right

here let me help you

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why don't you weird

watch me

um that looks like normal Gonzo to me

oh

how's everything going kids

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we're going just fine Nanny until

I'm not weird I I'm stuck

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mommy listen kids Gonzo's not weird he's

just well different and everyone has a

right to be the way they are don't you

think uh-huh sure yeah oh I guess so

perhaps if you tried to look at things

the way Gonzo sees them you might

understand him better okay we'll try

nanny I know you will gosh why do you

think you're so weird Gonzo

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weirdo hey I know maybe if kanzo

explained what weird means to him it

wouldn't seem so weird to us

Maybe

I'll take it there good idea let's go

a place where brains are left on the

doorstep a place called the weirdo song

follow me

don't forget to wipe your feet

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why

ridiculous condo

I tried to warn you

oh

call me guys you haven't seen anything

weird yet

what's that place

that is Madame Mr

mystery home reading room

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s could read did you that's the silliest

thing I've ever seen

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boy that sure was weird that was nothing

in the weirdo song I Can See into the

future that's impossible no it isn't

come on I'll show you

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what is this now what okay

I'm k*lling one one from now whatever

you

see my sweet

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oh that's disgusting I

know I

I want to kiss you like that ever why I

I wow

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wow

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I think that pig just blew my mind

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boy Gonzo sure is weird

well I don't know about you guys but I

don't understand Gonzo any better maybe

we'd understand Gonzo better if we each

looked for the weirdness in ourselves

well that's a great idea

Apple idea

personally I have absolutely no

weirdness in me at all ah

maybe not gee do you think I might have

some weirdness in me Gonzo I don't know

say

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yeah there it is

gee this is kind of weird

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that's Gonzo are you okay sure that was

the first

uh okay

see Gonzo I'm just not as weird as

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I don't get it

okay now

now you with the matching somewhere

crazy for us to be rolling oh I get it

you mean like in the ocean

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wow looks like we're in a giant glass of

soda

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enjoy whoa

wow that was weird and fun too I know

something that's weird Tomatoes

Tomatoes well not just any Tomatoes what

would be weird would be the attack of

the silly tomatoes

it was 12 15 in the big city I'm fuzzy

bear at the FBI the funny business

investigation agency that's me in the

car there

it was an ordinary and weird day just

like any other when suddenly we

interrupt this cartoon for a special

bulletin silly tomatoes are attacking

everywhere looking for lots of comedians

whatever you do don't tell any bad jokes

like why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side wow

something weird is going on

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it's a good thing I didn't tell a bad

joke like why did the carpenter bring

his saw to the dentist give up to get

its teeth cream

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foreign

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I'm talking to

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you suddenly it dawned on me I fuzzy

bear was the only one who could save the

world I was I mean I right I was yeah I

am

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um attention are you silly tomatoes out

there I've called you together here

because I got a great job to tell you

what did the tomatoes say to the cheese

give up he said let's go out and make a

pizza get it

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I did it

I saved the world from the silly

Tomatoes wow

it's pretty weird huh

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I think it was sick Gonzo's weirdness is

contagious it is yes

oh yeah then maybe it will wash on you

come with me little Mr Gonzo and I'll

see if I can unweird you a piggy

we're going to get rid of that weird

nose of yours

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now I'll fix this weird blue fur of

yours

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whoa

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I'll fix these weird eyes of yours my

eyes are eyes

piggy my sweet

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please

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I kind of think you looked less weird

before Gonzo

more than you you house about planting a

little kiss on my normal little nose

piggy My Petunia

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weirdo

oh

well it was fun while it lasted come on

piggy we've gotta try to understand

Gonzo better

him perfectly

he's weird

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all right

we have we're here

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where are we I think we're an animal's

imagination he's trying to be weird too

I think it's getting weirder

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the kids definitely got promised

a chip off the old weirdo

weirdo weirdo

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sorry

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we know you're weird you don't have to

convince us

what yeah I guess everyone has some

weirdness in them

this is terrible

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won't someone k*ll me just how weird a

weirdo supposed to be I turn around and

all I see are weirdos just like me it's

on a scale of one to ten

and what's a semi weirdo supposed to do

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I'm the weirdest one they know

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supposed to do

it's music to my ears

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I'm sure

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wow

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I think I'm even beginning to understand

this weird stuff watch this

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oh I think I'm beginning to understand

you and

work uh-huh watch

see

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wow that was weird

what do you saying though oh these guys

are getting too good at this

well the rest of you may be finding your

weirdness a piggy cat

no sir no wait we'll see

if you want me

well actually no I uh I'll show you

weird

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see I told you you couldn't be weird

nothing in this world is different

that's what you think Gonzo everything

in this world is food huh what it is

I dream that I eat everything much

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peppermint piano no

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[Applause]

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yeah

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wow this is almost too weird even for me

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at least I know that you're not weird

well everybody has a little bit of weird

in them Gonzo

than you well yeah wait a minute and

I'll show you

huh

how's that kind though weird enough for

you okay that's it I quit I quit I quit

weird anymore I'm gonna be totally

normal

gosh I didn't mean to scare you Gonzo

you can't help being weird yeah don't

change myself stay weird I don't want to

be me anymore I wanna be somebody else

honest

hi kid hi Daddy well do you think you

understand Gonzo any better now we sure

don't

uh-huh and we learned that being weird

can be fun and we learned that everybody

has a little bit of weirdness in them

somewhere right console everybody but me

I'll never be weird again

nope I'm totally normal foreign

just be yourself

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see you are my last two touch

bro

personally I'm kind of glad they took me

out of being normal

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foreign

the host of Nick in the afternoon did I

mention that I'm a stick yeah anywho

tune in to Nick in the afternoon it

should be well interesting today at

three o'clock two Central only on Nick

oh simmer down

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hello when I'm out of the nursery acting

perfectly normal people don't recognize

me

that's why I carry the weirdo Express

card

don't read your brains at home without

it

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