03x04 - "Muppets in Toyland"

[bunniefuu]

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Barbie babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

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foreign

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[Applause]

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wow what

help

Ed they've landed from Mars hi

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those spring powered suction darts

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you are my captains pretty neat huh guys

scooter well it's my new motorized

polystyrene fully articulated injection

molded pre-programmed trans gojoba Ollie

who or take your witch your hands go

what Holly styrene fully articulated

injection molded programmable trench

gojobot it just came in the mail wow

seen one like that before that's because

there's never been one like this before

it's supposed to outperform any other

toy or I get my money back watch I'll

show you how it can repel Intruders

um let's see

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let's go Joe Budden is on his way

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hey wait a minute

okay let go let go of that wow

sorry Skeeter I'm still learning how to

control it

foreign

oh there you are scooter how's your new

toy working oh well I was just showing

how it could repel and

oh no

not nanny

my goodness

free Nanny

hey Nanny scooters know what should I

call it robot is great

yeah I want one too

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hold it

mid I didn't get it for scooter you did

it no he saved up for it and bought it

himself yeah

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oh now don't look so gloomy

would have to have an injection molded

articulated toy to have fun yes

yes you said it

was playing with it not if you use your

imaginations

what's wrong with all of these toys

well um we already played with them

Nanny that's right yeah oh I see that is

a problem well I've got a box of toys

you've never played with you do uh-huh

they're my old toys I'll get them down

from the attic and give them to you

well here they are kids

um I'll bet you'll have lots of fun with

these

Gia thanks Nanny these look real uh

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hey Scooter

um do you think maybe we could play with

your new toy for just a minute well and

we're so nice we'll trade you all of

Nanny's wonderful toys for your one

Beasley robot pretty good deal huh what

yeah just one time

no way you guys I saved for six months

to buy my polystyrene fully articulated

injection molded pre-programmed transgle

Joe bot

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what are we gonna do now I've got an

idea you'll get supporters attention

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where right over there uh right beside

that UFO Little Green Men in it

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oh boy

uh sorry Gonzo but you entered the wrong

operator code oh

you think maybe he could untie me sure

I'll just enter the right cult sequence

and

it's on his way I guess I haven't quite

figured out all the instructions yet

Yorkie Gonzo yeah

thanks Kermit forget it Gonzo I bet

there's lots of neat things in Nanny's

toy blocks that we could play with come

on

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look a Jack In The Box

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dummy

you'd better come out this

little Jack

well eat it open yeah it opened but huh

Piggy

oh boy

huh

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wow this is cool hey wait for me

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wow when a great old toy store and what

a needle car

gee Skeeter you look like a real race

driver

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hey

yeah

oh gee my imagination must be out of gas

hey what the right hey uh oh

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sheesh oh boy I love toy trains

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that's better

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what a handsome Soldier

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huh oh hello uh say would you care to

dance

um sure but there's no music music no

problem Piggy

come on animal okay

ready

oh my God toys

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and he danced to the music

hey boys

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get them right on the train

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can I bring my stuffed animals

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thank you

oh

gosh where'd he come from hey guys mind

if I play too

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wow

hey get me out of here

sorry bazzi I'm still trying to get the

hang of this thing

glitchy remote control magnet hand

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[Applause]

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s

I don't understand it wasn't supposed to

work like that I'll try and correct the

program we're gonna

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fall

I can't seem to press the right buttons

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thank you

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I am helping I can't figure out what I'm

doing wrong

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please control that toy of your scooter

I'm trying sis well you better try

harder

maybe I'd better turn him off for a

while

huh but you're supposed to be turned off

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okay uh gee

you sure are a great toy

gosh it's hard to tell whether Scooter's

playing with his robot or the robots

playing with scooter wow guess what I've

always wanted a paper covered stick

oh I know that hey I know how to put it

together watch

pursue

of paper

and put the paper onto this sticks

you ruined it it'll never fly now are

you kidding

all right

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I'm getting up to speed now

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come back we've gotta get him before he

gets hurt

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hey let's go

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come back it's dangerous out here what

could be so dangerous

but boy this is

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we better get Gonzo before something

awful happens to him not to mention us

Congo we're taking you back to the

nursery

air rescue mode will really impress them

fight aircraft

crows are my friends

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I tried I think we'd better get out of

here

button will help

oh no now what did I do

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this reminds me of a funny joke what

kind of a bird wears a striped suit and

lives in a cage give up a jail bird

no look what you've done to us

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uh please Mr Transco jobot do you think

you could stop now

boy scooters robot sure is screwy you

can say that again listen guys we should

try to help scooter get control of that

transgold block before it wrecks

everything

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right Queen piggyver

right behind you Karma doctor

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okay sound off just

sir bark a lot sir laugh a lot

any Merlin

all right here's the plan first we lure

the evil Knight to the castle then we

um did we well first let's get him to

the castle are you with me

behind you hmm guys

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help me Kermit Arthur I can't control

him

quick and the Merlin zap him with a

magic spell wow

okay

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Focus

bunny animal look out he's starting

again

let's get out of here

what do we do now the only thing we can

do stick to our plan write your left

alone

right pyramid right there

let me help you

welcome it Arthur we've stuck to the

plan now what

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is it

well uh

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okay okay

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heart younger black knight make trusty

Knights of the play table and I order

you to surrender

there's gotta be a way to control this

thing

oh I've activated his flying battering

ram

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oh just a second

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all right guys let's say good night to

the Black Knight yeah go for it let's

get him hey the closet door is open

scooter quick get him into the closet

I'll try

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yay we did it how do you turn him off

that's the problem I'm not sure well

then just press all the buttons

are you okay yeah

I'm sorry your toy got busted scooter

don't be sorry I thought I was going to

be his prisoner forever

hi kids did you enjoy playing with those

toys we sure did nanny yeah your toys

were even more fun than scooters

um

let's go to jobot why scooter what

happened to your robot isn't it great

Manny I'll bet I can make a dozen new

toys out of these pieces

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in our own toys just by using our

imaginations right this will make a

great car look I did a helicopter and

this will make a neat snowmobile

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here's the controller what

hey

I'm done so bad the high-tech weird

robot I'm out of control Hey what how

about a big smooch how about this whoa

thank you

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personally I never could figure out

these toys that changed from one thing

to another

oh

he is that so Mr weirdo uh piggy I

didn't mean to uh

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[Applause]

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