03x12 - Fine Feathered Enemies

[bunniefuu]

Barbie babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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okay as you can see there's nothing in

my hand nothing up my sleeve nothing in

my ear and nothing in your head either

fuzzy get on with the truck yeah yeah

come on do it

magic okay okay the amazing waka waka

well now perform the world's most

difficult card trick

Christian

Kermit

um

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yeah put the kind back in the pile

without letting me see it

um okay fuzzy

wow sorry

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there ready

your card is the nine of diamonds right

um no

and the six of Spades nope the Ace of

Hearts wrong oh I got it the jack of

diamonds not even close

two of Hearts nope ten of Spades Queen

of Clubs no aha I got it after careful

consideration I have determined

positively that your card is the Joker

sorry fuzzy you're the only Joker around

here Fozzy yeah that wasn't much of a

card Trio I'll drink

um maybe you want to practice a little

more fuzzy

to do a trick what

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an escape from anything

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my lovely assistant piggy will assist me

with a little assistance as I attempt my

impossible Escape

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[Applause]

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Marty pants

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[Applause]

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another impossible

a scriptures ball of oatmeal

escape from Badness

she served me breakfast

how romantic

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my turn

watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

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funny animal where's my stuffed rabbit

not no

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there's looking at you sweetheart

what did you say Gonzo oh me I didn't

say anything kills germs that can cause

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friends

it's my turn to do some magic just as

soon as I finish my last trick Skeeter

oh dirty Rock what did you call me I

didn't call you anything

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[Applause]

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what did you say that for fuzzy say what

four hi kids have you seen it hardly

cloudy uh with a high in the afternoon

off the TV will you Piggy

I

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didn't say anything

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what Gonzo I didn't say it honest coming

to a theater or driving near you

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polluted

amazing girl why Polly there you are I

thought you might have flown in here gee

I didn't know you had an eagle Nanny

Eagle he's a parrot fuzzy and he's not

mine yet I've got him on loan from the

pet shop to see if I like him

forever

wow maybe you can help me decide whether

to keep him or not well our own talking

bird can we play with him Nanny well

okay but only if you promise to take

good care of him we promise I'll be

right back with his cage keep an eye on

him

what big eyes you have Grandma nice

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Godzilla

oh thanks

my name's Paulie what's yours I'm

scooter I'm a skeeter Ozzy pleased to

meet you I'm wrong I'm Kermit and this

is piggy hello Polly

my friends call me weirdo

me animals

here Polly here Polly Polly now you

can't remember don't open the window

sometimes Polly picks the lock and gets

out of his cage

don't worry Nanny we'll take good care

of him okay I'll be back in a little

while

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here you are just like Mama used to make

sorry Gonzo these cookies are for

birdies only

birdies

see I got a beak and Feathers how about

a cookie huh well what do you think

Polly boy and we're prohibited I guess

that means no condo

oh Father you talk too much wait a

minute Bleak feathers

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and again maybe not oh you're a bird all

right a dodo bird dodo bird dodo bird

gosh if I could fly I sure wouldn't like

living in a cage me neither gosh if I

lived in a cage I'd try to escape

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your prison

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animal kick chicken

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that was cool

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ah are you sure this is the right prison

animal I don't see any jail birds around

here

hello

wait please

give me those bolt cutters

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jailbreak shout the alarm

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thanks

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[Applause]

we made it

so uh where do you want to go Brazil

Hawaii

yeah that's that ticket

gratitude for you no

body's cage

he's in here somewhere

you'll scare him if you talk too much

you talk too much what I do not talk too

much Kermit how could you

put too much when anybody can tell you

that anybody in this misery talks way

more than me I mean but but so there

sheesh

I think I saw him crawling here

all right don't move partner I got you I

covered I give up

you look silly scooter hey that wasn't

funny Skeeter you're the one that's

acting weird I didn't do anything did so

did not did something

maybe he crawled into his shoe

don't sh**t until you see the whites of

their eyes

you think you're funny don't you fuzzy

uh yeah I guess so well guess again

cause you're not gee what did I do

beam me up

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fire Photon torpedo

hug me

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warp factor nine Mr Sulu

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okay from now on this is my side of the

room and that's your scooter so just

keep out okay oh yeah well you keep out

of my side then

and I'm never letting you eat my crayons

again

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sports and weather

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gosh Polly I've never seen piggy so mad

at me I must have said something real

dumb real dumb

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I can't understand how my Kumi could

think I talked too much he's always been

so nice to me oh hello Polly hello I

don't think crewit likes me anymore did

he say anything to you about me real

dumb real dumb what

um there's something I want to tell you

piggy you think

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Chad huh he did I wouldn't talk to you

again if you were the last frog on Earth

keep your eyes peeled Polly there's got

to be at least one other frog on Earth

hey you frog after starboard bow

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wait a minute you're not a frog chew

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what you're thinking this is disgusting

but I'll do anything to impress that pig

oh you little faker

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I've been looking for a piglet like you

all of my life come let me sweep you off

your little pig's feet

finally

Kermit can't you see I'm dancing with

the Frog of my dreams huh

you look troubled oh hi Polly I was just

thinking about how mean I was to Skeeter

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please leave your message at the sound

of the beep

all right Polly see scooter says he's

sorry for being a nerd sorry for being a

nerd

I guess I better go make up with scooter

scooter says sure

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no well I'll tell her what I think of

him

oh hi Skeeter so I'm a nerd huh huh well

you are a walrus face oh what I am tired

of having you for a brother and I wanted

the force

a divorce

do you swear to tell the truth the whole

truth and nothing but the truth

brother and sister divorce court is now

in session I want to diverse scooter

because he's a nerd I object I'm not a

nerd I'm just well smart for my age

order in the cart

I'll have a salami on Ryan and cream

soda waka waka waka fuzzy sorry I don't

want to be Scooter's sister anymore I'd

rather

but you can't have another brother we're

Twins

and I'll pronounce you perfect stranger

pick up your new brother and sister in

the next room thank you

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gee I thought Ralph was my friend but

now I'm not so sure what do you think

cut your teeth as wide as they can be

oh no my teeth they don't like my teeth

I guess I'm gonna have to find some new

friends

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there must be some friendly people

around here somewhere

excuse me I'm looking for a new friend

don't bother me kid I'm late for work

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wow if that guy can make friends by

playing music I bet I can make lots of

friends by telling funny jokes hold it

listen to this

what's black and white black and white

and black and blue give up a penguin

falling down stairs

wanna be my friend

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gosh I'd rather get a tomato from a

friend than money from a stranger

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things

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friends

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that's what friends are all about

and your memories

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gosh Polly it feels awful when

everybody's upset with each other huh

feels awful and I don't know how to make

anybody feel better

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Crush I guess the only thing to do is to

try talking to Piggy

Piggy

wouldn't we be friends again

you Kermit before you said that I talked

too much and that I was

and now you want to be friends but I

never said that

too much

well don't move partner I got you

covered hey I thought Skeeter said that

don't sh**t until you see the whites of

their eyes

you mean you didn't say that fuzzy ah

does this mean you're still my friend of

course fuzzy you're my best bear buddy

huh she all this time we've been mad at

each other because we thought what

Paulie said was what we said okay

okay I only

you were the sweetest frog in the world

I guess it's always better to talk

things over after an argument scooter

you mean you still want to be my sister

uh-huh

are we still friends

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kids

quick we've got to get Polly back in his

cage before Nanny comes in

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Carly

come here

get in your cage come here come here

Polly over here

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hi kids hi Mary well what do you think

do we keep Polly no what but I thought

you liked him we thought so too Nanny

Polly's nice and all that and we

did you give him

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much too much

he talks too much he talks too much gosh

does this mean poor Polly won't have a

home not necessarily fuzzy I think I

know someone who might like him I'll

make a phone call

everything's going to work out fine kids

officer Carruthers wants to adopt Paulie

oh Polly

or one item 13.

team at the corner of Sunset and Bronson

code two

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I think Polly and I are gonna get along

just fine

You'll Never Take Me Alive Carlos

the Muppet Babies are back again

tomorrow morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

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let me out of here copper No I don't

want

I don't want I want you to

hold isn't he darling honey I've never

seen such a cute little bird let's take

him home

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[Applause]

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