04x04 - Where No Muppet Has Gone Before

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Barbie babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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are you sure we're going the right

direction Skeeter to either

hi ow I knew that yes

quit because it's starting to get dark

ER according to my math there should be

a good place to chat right around the

next turn or was it the last turn

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everybody

oh great

come on piggy this river rafting stuff

is cool

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well we're going doesn't that tell you

something

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here we go again

foreign

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meanwhile animals

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animals out here

well

um

don't worry Mickey my sweet I am

protect you

ah did you guys hear that

yeah

what is that well it could be a

Sasquatch

a huge hairy monster with really

enormous feet sometimes people call it

Bigfoot oh no

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a really quick weirdo

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guess who's here to spend the night

hello

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that sounds like fun kids just don't

stay up too late

exploring Hmm this should be interesting

where are you star Maps

so you can find your way by using this

house huh that's how the events and

explorers

let me demonstrate beaker

oh thank you this will be just fine

there because

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wow neat and what is it it's a map of

the solar system

because my pointer please

thank you

now this is for fun

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planets are move around the sun the sun

holds them in place with invisible

strings called gravity beater will

demonstrate

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that what we put on mashed potato

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ES

which planet are we on Bunsen this one

is the Earth's scooter yes how can we be

up there on the ceiling when we're down

here on the floor

what now this planet is Mercury it's

named for a legendary Roman messenger

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Mercury Messengers we are the fastest in

the Galaxy

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hey you must be the new messenger the

agency sent over

oh

well come on

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you can change in here shorty

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your clothes here put these on

thank you

ready

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for anyway Pizza you little pepperoni

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now this pizza is to be delivered to uh

Miss to Milo on the planet Venus and uh

hey don't ask her to shine for it

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because the ground on Mercury here is a

scorching 750 degrees so you gotta move

fast or uh you'll burn your little

sneakers up oh now get out of here you

little knucklehead

come on Ganzo pay attention

so let's sign up out from the Sun is

Venus let's learn for the most beautiful

woman ever it is

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um

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are you Indiana frog oh yes uh did you

order any pizza

um no well then this must be for you

thanks let's see yummy it says

I'm being held in his castle on Venus

I wonder how I'm supposed to get the

Venus

I just love cartoon don't you

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she was in a castle I wonder if that's

it

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nice a mouth full of Cubes he must have

run out of alligators

yeah

it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do

it

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and now what do I do

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piggy I'm here

all right you monster

Church

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oh brother

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foreign

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yeah the stars are like a giant game

oh back to that that to that

yeah

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wow hi kids I thought such Brave

explorers could use some survival food

so I made your favorite chocolate chip

cookies cheese thanks nanny

see you later campers

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when we need a spaceship

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here we go these will be just perfect

huh what

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start the countdown Gonzo

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against captain Captain Bells five three

two

weeks

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don't be so impatient

oh no

thank you

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angel

where are we going where no camper has

gone before I knew he was gonna say that

look we're following the North Star oh

great I hope he knows where he's going

why don't you asking

um

excuse us Mr Northstar yes

um where are you going uh why to the

North Pole of course

ouch

I think

uh Captain Kermit my scanners show a

large don't make that an enormous life

form approaching

really winner

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uh-huh the name of that constellation is

Draco

do you think it's friendly I don't think

so it's spitting fire at us right

foreign

that was a close one

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Kermit all right Denzel turn on the

windshield wipers

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according to My Chemical analysis it

appears to be

milk

we must be in a Milky Way you mean it's

real milk without throat great where's

Danny's cookies

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I know I'll tell him a joke

hey

what do you get when you press a dragon

with a chicken give us you get barbecued

chicken

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wow nice going fuzzy change cars quick

yes

everybody okay yeah I think so yeah

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okay Brunson where are we now

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I can't tell what

without buns and star Maps we're lost

all we need us

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[Laughter]

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to show you where you are

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oh

my God

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I know we could do what Lewis and Clark

did when they crossed North America find

someone who could give them directions

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there's a consolation called Orion the

Hunter

directions

well how do we find him I'm sorry I'm

afraid I'll tell you what's up

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where are you hi and you guys think I'm

weird

oh

okay okay I'm right below you yeah Mommy

I see

um thanks piggy gee look

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and this is my crew what

what what

yes sir how can I help you Piggy

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that we're not asleep oh I see no

problem you head back across the Milky

Way take a left at Pluto you'll know it

by The Barking Dog Earth is just a

straight shot from there

hey

glad to help out

come on let's go we're going home

well there's the Milky Way

and that sounds like a Hawking dog so it

must be Pluto

yeah Piggy

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oh sorry wow that was fun he bunching do

Orion and that Dragon really exist

that's filter of scooter and lots of

other constellations too

can we see Orion from here sh**ting me

you see those three stars close together

uh-huh play foreign

it would be terrible if one of those

Stars burned out

I see Ryan's pants would fall down

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foreign

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thank you

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the night night animal uh-huh

oh