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04x05 - Journey to the Center of the Nursery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x05 - Journey to the Center of the Nursery

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

everybody

is everything all right in here

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peanut butter

foreign

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I can't yeah

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the room's still shaking

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I better take these skates off quick

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oh no

yeah I heard it look

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look

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oh no Manny's coming

are you kids all right yes

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yes

wow oh my goodness look at the

plants

it's my fault nanny I made the whole

room shake no you didn't Fozzy I didn't

uh the plant must have fallen over

because of the earthquake earthquake

scenery what is an earthquake well let's

see you see all the layers of soil that

were underneath this plant

well the Earth has layers too

the top layer of the Earth is called the

crust like bread crust

dried and the very bottom layer is

called the core

like an apple corn Nanny well it sort of

actually it's more like a peach pit

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oh no animal the core of the earth is

very hot wow sometimes pressure builds

up and it has to be released

here's me that's right animal and

earthquake is kind of like a burp

no it isn't very pleasant Piggy

release some pressure it might explode

gee I'll go get the vacuum to clean up

this mess

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burps but piggy nanny said if the Earth

didn't burp it might explode I don't

care

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who's gonna do that piggy

oh

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no no excuse me

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Giant

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now listen my young friend we all have

to release a little uh pressure now in

the game

excuse me

yourself

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we better go

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there now isn't that better yeah

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excuse me

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pardon me

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better

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that was such a good idea

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thanks animals

I mean I'm sorry piggy I can't control

these stupid skates no kidding hi kids

here's the vacuum and I brought

something to show you oh worry what is

it Danny I think this picture might help

you understand earthquakes better

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see the Earth is like a great big bowl

the top layer is called

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that's right then there is a layer of

hard rock and another layer called the

outer core and then the pit

but it's really called the inner core

scooter and that's where all the

pressure builds up

I'll leave the book here so you can look

at it

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come on guys

now gee I just gotta get these skates

off but I need my skate key Fozzy it

sounded like your teeth down to all the

layers of the earth maybe even to the

core come on guys maybe we'll find

another skate key while we clean up this

mess right

oh my gosh

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it's way fuzzy it probably just got

stuck somewhere in the earth's const

I figured out how we can get inside the

earth to find

really yeah

yeah no how can we do that yeah

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oh gosh guys chickens are what a great

idea I don't think it's so great

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I've got everything under

Freedom please

creatures

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close door closed doors

about me but may I help you with

something

um well we were looking for a lost gate

key a skate key yeah

down the vent during the earthquake

earthquake

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come on let's get out of here

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I wasn't scared

I'm Gonzo that was just the elevator

Bill oh yeah where are we now

it looks like we're on the edge of the

rock League Piggy

wow this is cool

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what's a bunch of nice babies like you

doing in a place like this you must be

miles from home right

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well um we lost the keys have you seen

it a key how about b-flatoon

shot miles like in the off-key

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not that kind of key Escape key fuzzy

lost his skate team uh I'm afraid we

don't play in that key man oh gosh I'm

never gonna find my key sure you will

fuzzy we just have to keep looking even

if we have to go all the way into the

Earth

you're heading for the center of the

earth you are crazy man yes crazy man

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ha

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shake shake

one shakers

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Underground

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be sure to be found underground

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layers of History Mother Nature won't

you show us more

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we might even come out on the other side

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Underground

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I'm

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hey you guys are pretty hip the hippest

man but I don't know about this Core

Business it's wild down there yeah

pretty uncool yeah

yeah that's hot

wow I gotta get these skates off well

thanks for the warning but we really

have to find Fuzzy's key

come on guys

I

okay

made it those little dudes are gonna

need help boy Maynard and Miles sure

we're far out

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and well

here we are at the unicorns

um thank you open the door

Gonzo open the door

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welcome dear friends

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don't be afraid I won't hurt you hello

excellent workers for my salt mines

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then I'll let my robot soldiers use you

for target practice oh

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we don't even mind pepper

how fortunate come with me

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I wonder where he's taking us I don't

know but we'll have to be sharing thank

him when we get there

what are those salt miners

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where are we

God the pepper meals

team to go to work

wow

all right GP yeah guess we start picking

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dear man like put these on your shots

hey everybody

and be cool we figured you were in for

some trouble so we came to play this

rescue gig come on

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the way back to the elevator relax man

this is what you call a shortcut

ah okay

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relax man

you're getting closer

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sound man oh boy let's go

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whoa sorry man I can't think of

everything

well like my daddy who always says if

you want to get down you gotta get down

training

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come on

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is everyone okay

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hey what happened to Miles and Maynard

are you okay yeah but I think it's time

for us to take five

fine why can't we all go oh

ah painful man hey guys we

are hey man you made it you're at the

center of the earth

oh boy let's find my Escape key

come on guys

you okay frazzi

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is it hot in here it must be too much

pressure gotta find me a new job

oh I better take care of that one I

don't want things to get out of control

around here

okay

oh maybe now I can take a little

breather

here we go again

I need a vacation

gee do you think he's seen my Skate King

maybe we should ask him yeah go ahead

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um excuse me sir what is it well hold on

a minute Sonny I'm busy father and a

plum busy

now what do you want well

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um

oh well um Mr Edgar I was just wondering

if you've seen a Skate King around here

skate key now what in tarnation would I

be doing with the the Escape

fine

fine why earthquakes don't you pin these

things on me I'm just doing my job

gotta release this darn pressure all

over the globe so we don't have the big

one you see kids if

volcanoes and stuff the whole dark

planet might well then it'll come up

hard at the scenes

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what nanny said but

but there's a few things you can do to

be safer in an earthquake like what well

for starters look around the house

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and make sure there's nothing heavy up

high to fall and conk you on the head oh

my God

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I can't turn my back on this job for us

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make yourself useful

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Barbie can reach cause their skates make

him taller but what

bears over there come on

guys

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I knew you could do it

you did a great job

well you can say that again in fact I'm

gonna order me a pair of those skates

really well

oh geez well I'm sure sorry we didn't

find your key youngster yeah yeah me too

come on guys we better go

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well bye kids now you take care you're

here oh no there's still no elevator

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no problem

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oh

wow

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what a ride yeah

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Fozzy are you still looking for a skate

key

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well guess what

I found my old gate key in a kitchen

drawer great

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well what a great idea tell you what

let's have some lunch and then I'll help

you make the whole house safer for

earthquakes

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oh

hey Edgar cut it out sorry about that

River beer oh that's okay what whoa

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thank you

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foreign

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