04x06 - This Little Piggy Went to Hollywood

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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I'm Ron

and Mallory's right

the world is ending

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okay Fox

quiet piggy we're trying to watch

everything is going to be perfect

yes

perfect

it's all Hollywood celebration hey

what's that a very special TV special

about the movie capital of the world

thank you

starring all your favorite Stars the

biggest names in show business

gosh I love movie stars yeah like Max

Central hello

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the weirdest guy on TV

I know let's send letters to our

favorite Stars

but we can't even write oh okay then

let's get some blank paper fuzzy what I

know we can get Nanny to help us write

letters to the stars and we'll draw

pictures of ourselves and put them

inside yeah

maybe they'll send us their autographs

hey fuzzy that was a pretty good idea

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whose idea was it huh I'm sending my

picture to Supergirl she's super needle

reminds me mine to the greatest

detective in the world Magnum P.I

don't be silly Gonzo King Carl's a giant

monkey

making a computer picture of me and

Conti the robot to send to Pee-Wee

hermano huh

what's that piggy it's my Auto Glass

City it is

working for big stars to sign Auto Glass

but you're not a big star yet Piggy

part I play like uh

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Earth Earth

uh okay let's have a meeting in the

living room Rudy

baby

oh

remember children life is nutrition

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um goodbye

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thank you

I'm not gonna decide

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I'm your biggest fan piggy oh

no turn it off

it's okay

are you all right Piggy

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what are you doing Hollywood Piggy

purple she'll sit around there waiting

to be discovered

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Peter

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oh my God we meet at last

it's him

it's a cute monster who is everyone

pointing at why it's the biggest

director in Hollywood Steven weird bird

oh my God

you're starving

cups it is

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I'll show you

because

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wow my goodness I can't believe it

why you are the prettiest Pig I've ever

seen you just have to come with me and

be on Star Search

I'm just

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happy may I have your autograph before

you go to Hollywood not now scooter I've

got to get ready to be on Star series

what are you doing piggy I've got to

find something to wear do my hair write

my ACT gee can I help

um no I don't think so fuzzy this kind

of work requires a professional I'm a

professional hey Kermit Bernie's a

professional

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youngster I personally discovered in a

local record store so without further

Ado the one the only baby piggy

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foreign

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I gave them to the bear piggy the bear

no

it's okay piggy don't worry I'm a

professional whoops

you're a professional looks all right

piggy you're on

um

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the cow jumped over the moon what I'm

sorry Mama oh okay

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Liberty

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oh

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let's hear it for our Undisputed winner

and Hollywood's brightest new star baby

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isn't it exciting I just love being a

star now can I have your autograph

thingy why of course scooter and maybe

you could sign a few extras for my

friends

hi

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no piggy you're gonna need a manager in

Hollywood what would I need a mattress

for are you kidding you can't do

anything yourself you need a manager

someone to you know manage things

someone like

um

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lots of stuff if you sign with me I can

give you your own television show for

instance you could sure thank you and

now I love piggy yeah

I'm home

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I'll probably be in your show tonight at

the end PE how many days do I have to

tell you no no no and that's the final

note

answer is steel no

what I'll do and I'll make Barbie show

better at the same time

hello scaffold

meet me at Froggy's Club I have a plan

what are you doing here and then I told

you to stay home

thank you

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are you doing here

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let me explain

okay go ahead piggy explain

um it wasn't my idea froggy

just look at this mess

okay

Piggies TV show number one

pretty piggy a real catch

ers

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sorry hi I'm Robin Leach and welcome to

Lifestyles of the pink and famous this

is tinkbear the fabulously expensive

home of the most amazing youngster in

the history of television and Motion

Pictures in her first interview ever

we'll learn the whole truth and see the

world premiere of her latest rock video

I could only be talking about egg Donna

when we return to Lifestyles of the pink

and Famous

pick fans the fabulously expensive home

of Hollywood's newest and biggest star

this Castle has 365 bedrooms one for

each day of the year each with its own

heart-shaped bed and cupcake stock

refrigerator there is a 14 acre

playground that costs 2 zillion it

includes the world's biggest train set a

merry-go-round with real ponies and a

hot tub full of cold margins

and lounging by her 30 million billion

zillion dollar pool is the little girl

who has captured the hearts of every

single person in the entire world a girl

who only two weeks ago was nothing

nowhere a complete failure and God as if

a zero

the idea all right baby piggy

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I just got a call from your agent Bonnie

he got you the story at all in

outrageous pigpen another movie

busy busy busy you know

big stars have to watch their white

flies biggie but Skinner

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piggy you've gotta answer your fan mail

no I can't

oh there's three more bags a celery no

fan mail oh let's talk about your new

video piggy or should I say take Donna

yes Robin

it's my salute to my two favorite

subjects Hollywood and me or is it me in

Hollywood or it quickly all right enough

already oh yeah

oh Beauty

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things

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cause I defeated

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she hated me

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here because there's so much to do

thank you

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for real oh Kirby I just can't wait

another minute I'm going to start

packing right now gosh Hollywood sure

sounds like a lot of fun yeah

oh I can't wait we go too little

Hollywood great I can be a director I'm

gonna write music for the movies I want

to take pictures of the stars

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wish me luck great piggy we're going too

you are great and you can carry my thing

okay let's go everybody

wait a minute let me get a picture

before we go

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we're ready to roll

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y back I said

sorry I couldn't hear you with all this

hammering

sheesh okay

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you're on

we're playing right now Peter plane

there's no time for playing Piggy you

have work to do oh all right I'll play

with you later

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Gonzo there are no stunts in this scene

you're kidding what kind of scene is

this anyway it's a love scene

okay

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um

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can I call you Andrew okay

um okay Andrew

yeah

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okay

you got it

and actions

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yeah I am as a matter of fact

I'm sorry

listen do you wanna

you wanna go out Friday

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but I'm in no big deal

uh seven o'clock okay

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what's the matter Kermit I thought it

was going wonderfully well

um something something's just not right

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what do you think you're doing

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this is cool

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um

don't worry piggy I've done everything

under control thank you

now what

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who's flying that thing anyway sorry

Kermit but I have to deliver all this

family

right now here's your mail piggy oh no

okay yeah okay

hey not bad huh

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hi kids

what's all the commotion nothing

oh

that's nice he is going to Hollywood to

be a big movie star is that right piggy

well

um

no well

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um

but what piggy it's a lot of hard work

too ain't no time to play you can't eat

one and to tell you the truth I'm

improved gee piggy you mean you're

really giving up your dream of being a

star well no I'll be a big star s today

but first I have to practice signing my

name for all those stupid autographs

will you help me Nanny why certainly

piggy me too Nanny directors have to

sign the autographs too don't they

uh-huh

weirdos

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okay kids you go get some paper and

pencils and I'll be glad to help you

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tonight

I think birds are inside your brain

condo okay whatever you're saying

Michael J fox

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I love you

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how crazy about you I give anything to

be with you I can't live without you

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okay gotta go see ya

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foreign

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and now we honor our newest Star Baby

Piggy

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