04x07 - My Muppet Valentine

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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Valentine

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's

Christmas oh my favorite movie stars me

too like Eddie Murphy and Whoopi

Goldberg

see wrong with my new poetry program my

computer can make the perfect poem for

any occasion cool can it make a

valentine poem sure it's easy all you

have to do is enter the right data and

Presto

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do not collect two hundred dollars

maybe I pressed the wrong button well at

least it Rhymes scooter hey Skeeter can

I borrow your glue

sure

what do you think it's pretty weird

Gonzo exactly

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that's it thanks animal welcome

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okay

right away oh really fast move fast

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what up guys

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oh boy maybe Steve Martin sent me a

funny joke for Valentine's Day

Ozzy you're right here's Ron what do you

call a tomato when an elephant sits on

it give up squash

get it

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geek this must be yeah

thanks animal

what's so funny

dogs are made up of Valentine poem for

piggy he did he did for me wow can we

hear it Gonzo sure

I want Piggy

my beautiful Pig

ah you have big gorgeous eyes and a baby

blue

um a wig

wait a minute that wasn't it

Valentine's Day piggy my sweet you have

to add marshmallow feet what

oh boy

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maybe she has bright yellow hair and her

nose

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and her feet look like wheat

hey that's funny oh welcome to

your ears like that bunny

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now you both look weird oh yeah

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oh yeah well since you're my twin let's

grow hair on your chin hey I'm a girl

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this sure is funny

yes Skeeter that's real tough luck oh

yeah

is a long hair here and you look like a

duck hey

gee I can hardly see

you need your haircut fuzzy okay then

you're a green pickle on a red tricycle

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don't tickle me okay then you look like

a bee

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baby

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stop it

hi kids

how are the Valentines coming well

goodbye

making Valentines you're making a mess

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oftentimes I supposed to

have me well actually piggy all

Valentines don't have to look like yours

see huh what do you mean Daddy well a

valentine could look like yours piggy or

like animals it can be a picture or a

poem or a joke Nanny that's right fuzzy

the important thing about Valentine's is

telling people that you care about them

take a look at the Valentines in this

book I think you'll see what I mean

yeah

who's the flying baby mommy well that's

Cupid Gonzo he's the god of love in

Roman mythology

what a neat outfit

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the legend says that if you're shot by

Cupid's magic Arrow you'll fall in love

with the first person you see

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uh-huh they say it works every time

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you kids look at the pictures and I'll

be right back

oh what are you doing Gonzo not Gonzo

piggy my sweet I'm Cupid your weirdo of

love

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already okay bow and arrow

what

Piggy

stupid

cupid

there goes another satisfied customer

okay kids time for a Valentine's

surprise

okay

thanks Manny thanks Manny wow I guess

Valentine can be anything huh nanny

that's right Ralph

you kids dig in I'll be back in a little

while

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hey uh any of you guys have my cookie no

no no

hmm maybe Nanny dropped it

gosh Ralph I don't cheat anywhere gee I

guess Nanny didn't make me one

shingles you want the rest of my cookie

thanks Kermit but it's just not the same

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laughs

okay girls humans feel terrible

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cookie from Nanny I know we can smush

the crumbs from all our cookies together

to make one big cookie and give it to

Ralph so he won't feel so crummy

well well I don't know about you guys

but I'm gonna make Ross the biggest most

incredible Fantastical Valentine he's

ever seen and I'm gonna give it to him

right

good idea Gonzo right guys

no no

no no no no no no no

he gonna do what you doing

what are you doing under there oh

really This I Gotta See

you got an invitation invitation no

sorry

very weird

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hi Piggy

rough I'm not wearing my makeup makeup

yeah could you come back later when I

have my face on yeah sure

sorry

no that was close

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oh it's no use

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come on scooter you can do it just take

a deep breath and blow as hard as you

can

okay

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what's this oh great now you didn't

scooter hey guys I think you lost this

oh

yeah yeah

thanks Ralph what you making anyway

um

right scooter no yeah it's a a weather

experiment this is a weather balloon oh

that's it cool how does it work uh we

don't know yet yeah that's why it's

called an experiment roll do you need

any help no

okay see you later

gee I think we heard his feelings well

we couldn't let him help us it would

spoil our surprise yeah but he'll feel

better once we give him our Valentines

I'll fold it like this and then here you

go animals

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perfect

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ready for me

I said Kermit thanks animal

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what Hey Kevin what's this stuff called

again

um elbow macaroni fuzzy really to me

they look like finger noodles see

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hey guys what you doing

gee I don't know what are we doing

Kermit well

um I don't know fuzzy

oh brother never mind

uh I think we're making Roth feel worse

Kermit you do yeah we had to chase him

away so he wouldn't find out when we're

making him Valentines

I had to do that too gosh so did we

maybe somebody should try to talk to him

that's a great idea kermy

huh me okay

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um hi Ralph hi Kermit

um how's it going fine boom that's nice

um

listen Rolf we're um well real sorry

about you um

cookie thanks Kermit but I'm kind of

busy

I'd like to be alone

if you don't mind oh we're yeah sure

you sort of told me to go away what

uh-huh I think making our secret

Valentines to make him feel better he's

making him feel worse this is weird

sounds like we got it up now so we can

make them feel better later what that is

weird

hey where is my middle name

there's a wait now hold still animals

gee thanks Gonzo

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now remember what I told you okie dokie

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hey what's this

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we heard you musicians like to jam so we

thought we'd make you a jelly sandwich

hmm you ready

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yeah isn't that isn't it

well uh

brother

Take Five

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boy I sure hope I'm Valentine

Valentine hey I know what I'll cheer him

up

but fuzzy wait no okay Ralph want to

hear a funny joke not now fuzzy I'm busy

okay here goes what kind of food do you

eat with your mouth open

Seafood get it Seafood pretty funny huh

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what happened Fozzy uh Ralph ran into

the closet to think about my joke he'll

probably come out when he thinks it's

funny push we'll never see him again

yeah huh come on you guys this is an

emergency go get your Valentines we've

got to give them to Rolf right away oh

My Valentine

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you call that a valentine check this out

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yep that is definitely you Gonzo

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let's go guys

hi kids

where's Ralph he's in the closet Manny

yeah he's real sad because you didn't

give him a valentine cookie Nanny oh my

look here he comes

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hey guys hi nanny

what's going on

Happy Valentine's Day Rolf we made these

special Valentines just for you well

that's cool I just finished my Valentine

for you guys

you did

uh-huh listen this is for all of you

people don't applaud when I walk by

I'm not too good at telling jokes

I'm a king I can say most anything and

especially today I wanna try here goes

you're special to me

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can't you see you're all so special to

me

not athletic I keep falling down

another dazzling blue or green I'm

ordinary brown but when I play music

here's the deal I can sing the words I

feel to tell you I'm so glad that you're

around

you're special to me

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you're all so special to me

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gosh Rob that was beautiful when you

went in the closet we thought you were

mad at us mad nah I just wanted my song

to be a surprise and what a lovely

surprise it was Ralph now I have a

surprise for you you do uh-huh I found

your cookie on the cookie sheet in the

kitchen I guess I forgot it when I

brought in the others

I'm sorry wow thanks nanny I thought you

forgot about me why I could never forget

any of you raw you kids are the best

Valentine I could ever receive where's

your Valentine Mimi that's right Kermit

you kids are my valentines because we

care about each other hey this

Valentine's stuff is pretty neat yeah

there's a whole bunch of people we care

about come on let's make some more

Valentines yeah can I help

hey I wonder if anybody sent me a

valentine

this one must be for you

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foreign

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little man for you

help

help what is it

huh with the snow razor powered Cupid's

arrow I can make piggy my

life

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