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04x08 - Invasion of the Muppet Snackers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x08 - Invasion of the Muppet Snackers

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my dreams

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I've got my computer

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yeah

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is everything all right in here

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I don't think I can make it just a

little bit

further Dental

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I thought you were Gonzo

Harvey now I'm Fozzy who's Gonzo you're

coming remember

maybe there's something to eat over that

hill come on

oh

my kids

are you hungry

well I've already made your snacks I was

just about to oops I better get that

help yourselves to the snacks on the

table kids

geez this must be what Nanny made for

our snack oh where is it fuzzy gosh I

don't know let me see phew this stuff

smells bad oh yeah please let me see

you what is this stuff

listen you guys uh-huh I follow the

recipe exactly but it looks a little

strange

I used two-part sizing what's that yes

and three-part sand

and four parts glue hermit you can't

find a tray with the cookies and milk

huh

um yes Nanny thanks you're welcome come

on let's get let's get it here boy I'm

sure glad that stuff wasn't our snack

yeah

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am I taking them so long with the

goodies I'm hungry hungry hungry

oh boy

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we thought you'd never get here yeah

well I took you so long anyway you guys

won't believe what we saw in the kitchen

Yeah it's red and horrible and smells

like like sweat socks and rotten eggs

sounds awful what is it

maybe it's our dinner

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cooking shows

welcome to the giggling Gourmet today's

recipe is for stir-fried Funny Bone

fricassee

this this is called a Waka Wok get it

the baby bear is on a roll yeah must be

a hamburger roll

you said it that bears a ham all right

[Laughter]

hey you guys this is my show leave the

comedy to me did he say leave it to him

hey that's pretty funny

yeah

okay here's one why is it refrigerator

so small give up because vegetables are

so little

well I think he needs vegetables don't

need mushroom

[Applause]

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don't worry about us we'll catch up

later

here oh hey Piggy this is

sorry piggy please forgive me

whoops

he just he slipped out

hey what do we do we can't keep that

horrible stuff but if we don't we might

hurt Nanny's feelings piggy in the

future we won't have to worry about

hurting The Cook's feelings what do you

mean scooter well the cook won't have

any feelings in the future all of our

food will be made by robots

okay to make these golden fluffy

pancakes and flour milk and eggs

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sorry wait a minute are you guys sure

Nanny's dinner is really that horrible

uh-huh it's worse

it's worse

probably good for us yeah whenever

something looks awful smells disgusting

and tastes like boiled dirt grown-ups

say it's good for you

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that's ridiculous oh yeah

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it's colder it's good for you New York

no way you try it I'm not gonna try it

you try it

okay scooter yeah oh here comes the

airplane

look at me

okay you asked

because

stop it

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this taste awful

I need a drink

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it's Nanny's secret recipe just for me

remember

scooter please

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we do

I mean yes all barbarians ride with the

Desert Wind

this is right

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now what do we do we're alone I guess we

walk with the Desert Winds

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score

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I think it's our dinner

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stuff is for you anything that's not

that bad you're bad and I'm not going to

eat it

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breakfast

what are you doing

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we gotta get rid of that stuff

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now sh**t up and follow me

sorry hey how do we know where we're

going just follow the smell I wish

oh my what's going on here Kermit well

um we just came to uh thank you for the

delicious snack you made near me

why thank you Kermit it always makes me

happy when you kids enjoy the food I

prepare

oh you kids go back and play now I have

a big surprise for you at dinner time

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come on you guys it might not be so bad

we should at least taste it

get food

find new friends

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oh don't turn away

from those strangers

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yeah like tomatoes

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there's so many flavors just waiting to

be discovered if you tell me something

to talk about consider the possibility

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or turkeys

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yummy

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assistant you can share it underneath

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you go taste it and tell us how it is

right I'll taste it and huh Me

Oh Glory

there goes one Brave Frog yeah

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I'll never forgive him

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[Applause]

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[Laughter]

sure come on

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excuse me

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[Applause]

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gee I don't know anybody named Bobby how

about a body

my Carriage a monster let me out of here

oh no you don't yeah go on do I have to

yes

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wanna try my new soda pop sure

hey this stuff tickles my nose

there's no monster in here oh in that

case

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excuse me

where are we going tonight Dr Karma come

please romantic

um sure

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thank you

okay big Ian you're up

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Mommy

excuse me

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wow

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inspector danzo wanna try my new soda

pop sure

sure

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yes so

what is this stuff you guys are drinking

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I just love happy endings don't you

I mean

I'm so glad Nanny's girl didn't hurt you

huh well

um actually piggy I you know I didn't

taste it what I just couldn't do it it

smelled too awesome

then I guess we'll all have to taste it

at dinner huh

yeah and they sell much of it gosh what

if it's all Nanny can afford huh well we

do eat a lot the sand and glue are

probably cheaper than food hush what if

we have to eat it every night

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maybe it'll be something different

tonight I don't think so

oh

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gross

I have a tuna sandwich and a glass of

milk please

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thank you

man this smells worse than yesterday

I hate this stuff what

my plate feels rough

okay

okay boy what a Crouch

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oh boy

gee piggy maybe if you pretend it's

something you like it won't taste so bad

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it worked hey neat RP team mine is a

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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with Pickles

hey this is great I want a bucket of ice

cream hi kids

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what's in the bucket Mammy yeah it

doesn't smell like ice cream it's a

surprise Skeeter but it won't be ready

till dinner time see you later kids

you see that stuff uh-huh Danny drops

them on the floor there's no way I'm

going to eat that slop maybe we won't

have to worry about eating it why not

Denzel

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so

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[Applause]

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what's the matter kids

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look let's hide in there

we made it

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quick down in the basement

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Hey

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look it's going away yeah I guess the

only way to fight bad food is what's

good food come on

how about a little whipped cream black

face reinforcements

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okay okay

kids dinner's ready

and I have a special surprise for you

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oh wait yes it is gonzo that's what I

was afraid of and as a special treat

we're going to have a picnic right here

in the nursery gee I wonder why we're

eating in here are you kidding probably

won't be able to walk after we eat this

crud oh well at least we don't have to

worry about picnic ants yeah no way any

bugs will touch that stuff okay kids dig

in oh no we gotta eat it with shovels

what's that smells good why it's your

favorite Fried Chicken

what do you mean kids well well we

thought we was unhappy that smelly stuff

you were mixing in the kitchen today

what Oh Gonzo that was your after dinner

surprise huh

come on I'll show you we're done for

yeah this is probably our last meal come

on let's go

well kids what do you think cheers

no no piggy I put up new wallpaper that

stuff I was mixing today was wallpaper

paste it was uh-huh it holds the paper

to the wall kind of like glue gee wow

that stuff wasn't dinner after all ah I

knew what it was all the time

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laughs

stay tuned DuckTales is up next and

weekday mornings they are the singing

chipmunks Alvin and the Chipmunks

weekdays at 7 30 on wnol Fox 38.

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the dinner is here

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