04x16 - The House That Muppets Built

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

all right I'm gonna make a good one okay

Green Bay Froggers let's show those red

and white socks who the best team really

is

now remember not important who wins or

loses it's how you play the game great

how do you play this game anyway

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hey wait for me

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what they might k*ll you comes after two

I got it

thank you

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how to do this

um okay

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a piggy that's hot one not hot one

of animals

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please

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sorry Piggy

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piggy

we're sorry piggy

um maybe we could build you another

dollhouse a better one no

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sure yeah what kind of Dollhouse would

you like Piggy

yeah

I know piggy you need someone to help

you decide and I can find you the

perfect dollhouse if you give me a

chance

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what did you have in mind huh well

um

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no problem I know a house that has you

written all over it really

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won't k*ll you

more house

I should have known come on let's go

inside

and you can see the house even comes

with food plants

meter

let me show you another exciting feature

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from Power

at last

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enough

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follow me I'll show you

which one is the real you from

the wild cows well it is a fun house

animal maybe a little too much fun okay

don't worry piggy Kermit's got the

perfect pad for you these guys I knew

sure Kermit you know had pad house place

you live oh wait you get ready Kermit

and I'll show it to her one Dead coming

right up

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really

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hey what's happening

don't worry we're just riding in an

elevator

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um

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green oh so what do you think well it's

not as Pink as I had hoped for but all

things considered I think we could be

very happy here huh I'll draw up the

papers draw up the paper what does that

mean I don't know but they see it on TV

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and yours

and so how do you like my aquarium well

here's the papers I drew up the house is

yours

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as good as my old one

why can't I find a cute little house

like the ones in fairy tales huh

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it sure is

wait a minute nothing somebody live here

my notes say it's empty come on okay

well what do you think what is charming

I just love it and the house comes with

all this stuff too really even gold

that's right

what's the matter is

it's made out of rubber it is funny why

don't you try another one

huh

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hey like it was made by a computer I'll

try this other one

one

anchovy peanut butter

weird but tasty

let me show you the living room

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the guy who on this chair thinks he's a

real Joker

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modern

you have exceeded more than a chair

please

are you okay yes what a good chance

and it's all yours when you take the

house

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this is really comfy but it smells like

chicken feathers weird well come on and

let me show you the rest of the house

good idea there's something very

familiar about this house look the

bedroom has three beds to choose from

some house huh

careful

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are you okay

I think so but I'm telling you somebody

around here has a strange sense of humor

this one over here

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thank you this is great

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would you care for a cup of warm cocoa

sure

me I could get used to this

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you love the third bed very bad

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it does match that chair I like

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good it's yours you know this house

reminds me of a fairy tale the which one

let's see there's three of everything

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well I'm pretty sure

oh

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what are you doing in our house

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I knew there was something funny

well it used to but I thought they moved

out

wait a minute those guys aren't there

well he's a bear well what about

you huh a good friend is a bear okay

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hey watch it well

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we built this house ourselves

just make yourself at home yeah here if

you want some pie it's in the cupboard

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once you get fun

yeah you fell for the old pie in the

cupboard joke

not happy

here my handy dandy washing machine will

fix you up in no time

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can you find such a fun house

I went so weird

match guys but no thanks

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goodness kids what's all the noise in

here

um well Nanny we broke Piggy's dollhouse

and we were trying to make her a new one

but we don't know what kind of bill for

oh well maybe this will help you make up

your mind

it's a pop-up book of famous buildings

from around the world it'll show you how

different people live in different kinds

of houses oh why don't you take a look

at it and I'll be back later

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a side build

for what is it it's in Opera House an

opera house

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shall stuck together

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will you see inside

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yourself

come on let's go in

this house has it all great floor plan

big rooms wall to wall sheet music

follow me upstairs

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reminds me of my music box

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find something to turn it off right

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what did you say

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I mean it's just not for me huh

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but I think I want to shop around a

little more

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oh that's kind of weird yeah now that's

the kind of doll outside makes for you

listen that's a place where the world

died from that movie list

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who's that weird guy

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weirdo

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the name is

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check it out

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one

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you're not going anywhere

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you can't believe you're going to stay

with me forever

any second now you just watch uh

thank you

maybe he's stuck in traffic what I'm

sure he'll be here before lunch well I

better hurry they're about to close the

dining room I don't want

okay

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you're sweet

it was oh yes

you're still my hero

to you

it's enough of this weirdo stuff let's

see what else there is how about a

pyramid they were built in ancient times

you know like when Manny was a baby oh

yeah

look inside are you sure it's safe

sure okay let's check it out

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oh he's the last owner

living room huh

and over here we have the remains of

King beds in common

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every

game two and four

hey what

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um or maybe you should take a look at

the bedroom now

oh

oh I got the rest of this plates for you

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better have a good reason for doing that

buster I do I understand archaeologist I

show up three times a week to dig for

mummies

well I guess so

um

it sounded like it came from it's there

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oh sorry I didn't mean to the gift shop

is on your right as you exit

this may be my new house do you think I

could take the two or two sure follow me

careful it's dark

the game room really

now this is a big game and now it's time

for the 25

000 dollhouse pyramid with your host

d*ck Clark we must have wandered into

American bandstands

okay if you take your seats we'll start

the bonus round

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piggy would you sew my button on

hi

all right let's try to get to the top

of what what's happening where are we

all right ready begin

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ridiculous things that's right

jokes right again next card hurry Kermit

next card hurry hurry where am I going I

don't know this is so confusing

confusing things absolutely correct

let's get out of these chairs

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me that's it kinds of chairs Peyton's in

the nursery and weird doll houses

congratulations Biggie You're today's

big winner

a brand new custom-made dollhouse from

all your friends piggy my sweet huh

piggy my sweet

potatoes

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foreign

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well it certainly is imaginative and I'm

sure you'll have as much fun with this

dollhouse as you did with the old one

oh this house is just the perfect place

foreign

foreign

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[Applause]

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thank you

you should be here by now I wonder

what's happened to my no helper

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