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05x01 - Two's a Crowd

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peep and the Big Wide World". Aired: January 4, 2010 – October 14, 2011.*
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Viewers follow Peep, Chirp, and Quack as they investigate and explore the world around them.

05x01 - Two's a Crowd

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choose a crowd part one

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peep was busy in his can one day

busy resting i mean

when there was a sudden

non-restful noise

hello

since the noise didn't answer him

peep decided to go see what it was

cold

it's cold cold cold cold cold

oh

hello

hola

well

bye

adios

is something wrong

no yes

ccc i'm cold it's cold around here

really cold why is it so cold

i don't know

except that it's winter it's always cold

in the winter

can i come in

um

sure

you know how to whistle i do

i love to whistle i really really love

it

the more i do it the more i love it

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later that day when chirp arrived home

from a collecting expedition she

discovered that she had a visitor too

peep

what are you doing waiting for you

where it's quiet

but i was coming to your house later

remember

you can't

i have a visitor really who

i don't know exactly she's a bird a red

and green and yellow bird with a long

tail and a

ah

poof

a poof a poof

chirp had never heard of a bird with a

poof

so she hopped just as fast as she could

over to peeps can

hola

hi

she does have a poof i wanna poof

how'd you get your poof

well it all started in the jungle where

i was born next to a monk how'd she get

her poof

she was born with a poof in fact she was

born a long way away

down south

in the jungle

but one day she was captured put on a

boat and a plane and a truck and the

next thing she knew she was sitting in a

cage in a store and someone was buying

her

no

cc

and after that

after that she moved to an apartment

where she learned how to whistle which

is an excellent way to pass the time

then

one day her owner left the window open

and out she flew hoping to find her way

home but it was too cold to fly

so she stopped at the nearest tin can

peeps tin can

and the rest you know wow

what an adventure do you think you might

stick around for a while i might

if i can find a place to stay

you have a very nice home but i don't

think i want to live here

that's okay we can find you someplace

else yes i like your can

but it's too quiet

i miss all the noise of the jungle

the birds and the monkeys don't worry

there's a duck just down the hill and

he's very loud

really

really

ducks are good and ducks are best ducks

are better than all

can you sing like that every day

i can sing like that all day

there's nothing better than a doc you

can look but you won't have any

stop it stop what

only because we need to find a new home

for

what's your name

i don't know

well you need a name everyone needs a

name only it can't be quack hmm

i know how about whistle because you

like to whistle

no

how about splendid bird from

paradise that's kinda long

can we find me a home now i'm getting

cold

peep quack chirp and splendid bird from

paradise spent hours searching for a

home

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they checked everything

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hmm

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like i said

everything

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but nothing seemed quite right

you know what i want

a home that's exactly like peeps can

only a little wider and a little taller

oh

and near to the puzzle

the duck

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i think we should measure you then we'll

know in advance if something is too big

or small

ben okay

we need something to measure with

perfect

okay let's see

one

two

three

four

you are exactly four quack feet tall

one

two

three

three quack feet wide

one

two

three

four

five six

seven

and seven quack feet long hey measure me

one

two

three feet this way

and one

two

feet that way

one

two

three

and one

two

i'm the same

my turn

hey now which watch

the birds had so much fun measuring

quack with his own foot that it soon

grew dark

splendid bird from paradise decided to

spend the night in peeps can

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peeps spent the night on chirps bush

cherf dreamed of growing a poof

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and quack tried out some new verses for

his song there's nothing like a dark

paddle paddle

oh you can look but you won't have any

sprockets

wait a minute that's no good

um

clock

yeah that's a that's that other

insignificant bird

there's nothing like that tomorrow will

be a busy day

they need to find a new home for

splendid bird from paradise

and maybe a shorter name

so until then

sleep tight

do air may be in

Its Always Nice

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two's a crowd part two

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it's always nice when a splendid bird

from paradise

and a duck from a pond can share

decorating tips

nice i like this red blue pink green

thing you got going nice

do you like my branch it's my whistle

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branch

hey hey if you're gonna whistle i gotta

go

bye splendid bird had everything she

ever wanted in the home

it was warm it reminded her of the

jungle

it was near a loud singing duck no ducks

don't whistle

cause we can't sing

[Music]

and it was sheltered from the weather

but not enough ah

get basil

Snow

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my house is gone what it was there and

now it's gone

hmm oh

it snowed last night okay what is snow

well it's white and

let's get chirp to explain it's

white for sure and

cold cold and white

let's get quack to explain snow

is white cold stuff that comes down in

the winter so ducks can make tracks

see i couldn't do that if it weren't for

snow say

and dandel but it took away my house

A New Home

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see

it'll come back in the spring when the

snow melts

that's a long time from now

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all i ever wanted was a home that looked

like my all tom

chirp felt so bad for splendid bird

that she decided to surprise her with a

new home

just as soon as she found one

nope

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no

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forget it hmm

no room

Measuring the Duck

maybe

chirp needed to measure the tube to see

if it was big enough for splendid bird

and for that she needed a duck for

five six seven

eight nine i think that's big enough

do you remember quack i always remember

what am i remembering splendid bird from

paradise's measurements

i wrote them down but i can't remember

what there

i wrote them on your head so we wouldn't

lose them

exactly i told you i'd remember

so splendid bird is four quack feet tall

three across and seven this way

including her tail

nine is bigger than seven right i think

she's gonna fit

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[Applause]

New Home

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[Applause]

here's your new home splendid bird from

paradise i decorated it myself

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why it's it's perfect gracias

you're squishing my nose sorry

fantastico thank you chirp i will now go

inside

watch it's so warm and

colorful and stampy

can't move

it doesn't fit i can't turn around in

there

then don't turn around just go in

and out in and

out do you need to see it again hmm in

and out in and

we get it quack i think you should be

able to turn around

inside your own home picky picky picky

i don't understand

you're one two three quack feet across

Turning Around Tail

and the tube is one two three

four five across five is more than three

so why don't you fit

well i fit this way

but not the turning around way right

but how do you measure a turning around

tail ah

got it you just need more tails splendid

bird from paradise and a shorter name

tails on all your sides then you'll be

easy to measure

see a tail here here here

and here

where would she get more tails we just

find some birds and borrow their tails

i don't know quack there must be a

simpler way

what's simpler than that how else are

you gonna measure a turning around tail

i mean really well

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hmm

i know do what you did before splendid

bird turn

all the way around only this time keep

your tail on the ground

ben okay

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she made a circle that is impossible

how does a bird who's not a circle make

a circle

let's measure it

Quack Feet

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so your home needs to be at least 12

quack feet wide

i want to try something

could you ask before you borrow my feet

measure it from here to there

one two three four

five six seven eight

nine ten eleven twelve

that's it the circle is the same this

way and that way

good fine great my feet are going home

now bye

chirp soon found another home for

splendid bird

one that was big enough in all

directions

esta listos yeah busy

whoa oh dizzy duck watch out

it's nice to have a home you can turn

around in

and play pin the tail on the monkey end

here we go there did i get it perfect