05x01 - Muppets Not Included

[bunniefuu]

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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please

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[Applause]

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thank you

turn on the light there might be

monsters down here monsters I don't

think so fuzzy

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switch

it's pretty funny huh take that mask off

did I fool you Kermit huh huh yes you

fooled me but now we have to find that

box what box the one we came down here

to find oh yeah you mean this one

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Fozzy quit fooling around we need to

find that box for Nanny okay

there's a box I wonder if this is it hey

fuzzy

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now that's funny huh never mind I think

this is the Box nearly wants really let

me see wow me a bunch of junk yeah hey

what's this it's another box yeah it's

an old shoe box

I wonder what's inside old shoes I don't

think so fuzzy yeah and what hmm

Crush I don't know let me see it kind of

looks like a a spoon

no not exactly gee maybe it's a pencil

or a big silver crayon hey I know what

it is what fuzzy it's that thingamajig a

word you know I'm one of those

thingamajigs bro who's he wet that you

use with the Whatchamacallit just like

on TV

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it even starts your baseball cards

I'm fuzzy wait

there's more oh boy

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he can even polish your marble

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Fergie don't you think we better and

there's still more this amazing machine

can even make all bubble gum taste like

new

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ah there

this guy will be as good as new

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you won't believe your tongue when you

taste it

all right thanks Bobby but not right now

we really should pick up this box and

take it to Manny pick up the box you say

no problem

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with the amazing mathematic you can lift

the box now insert your socks or give a

haircut to an ox

oh boy

now how much would you pay not much

fuzzy but wait there's more I was afraid

of that come on fuzzy let's just take

this box upstairs stairs you say no

problem with the amazing mathematic

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okay okay I'll get the door

look what

you got let me see Mark

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you guys I'll do it I'll just use

don't even ask gosh I must have left it

in the basement I'll go get it

hi Nanny hi fuzzy bye Nanny my fuzzy

all right

hi kids I see you brought my box up here

thank you Kermit

you're welcome near me

oh Derek's not here I guess it's still

down in the basement

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and Kermit I got it

you're mathematic see

it isn't let me see what is that thing

let me

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open it puppet this is the thing Nanny

was looking for

what it is

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one more look

s really interesting I wonder what this

song is

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not included

just as I suspected not old-fashioned

interconnected cheeseburger maker

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sorry sir no root beer just Orange

wow

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bring your cheeseburger and hurry it up

yeah

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have a nice day

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what a Crouch

ing

the birdie birdie oh where did he go

ES

I'll save you

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okay okay can you take a joke

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I don't see you hey

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Chief Inspector

this cheese looks good to me

I can't watch

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foreign

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wow

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foreign

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how can they call it wild anyway are you

kidding look

thank you

I see say Do you happen to have the uh

that uh that what's its clinker

um yeah but I'm trying to get it to

break I'll just be taking it on over to

miss nanny

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is anyone here seen Miss Nanny yeah sure

she's in the back room thanks

what is it what's it's going for anyway

hey this your thing is radical

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it's a what's its banjo cool

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foreign

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if you turn it around

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yeehaw that was great let's do another

one roll number one another one

hey

I'm gonna bring this to Manny gee

Skeeter you're right I guess we forgot

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anyway I'll take it to marry me

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hey I know what that um

what your widget is what

it says

come on I'll show you

hello

these are all extinct dinosaurs you're

right scooter they sure don't stink

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s eater extinct that means they're not

around anymore well

not their stuff

ridiculous these aren't the whole animal

Mouse they're just the skeletons

everyone knows that for whatever you can

say Mr snotty pants

thank you you're welcome huh

wow

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hey what's wrong with him

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that's good

I'm sorry piggy

um that's okay did you bring her um

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ly bang you know what I mean scooter Oh

you mean the dinosaur head yeah

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no I

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know

well she's been here

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it doesn't matter what it is the

important thing is

that we get this thing is

uh Piggy

I think you dropped this piggy

squash

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I'd like to introduce today's

contestants

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the first word is goldfish

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goldfish no yeah

okay

you little rat to do oh she doesn't need

at home

okay

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the next word is cow

got it

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what is it

is that his car of course no no of

course not

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baby it looks more like soft stuff but

when it's made up yeah man that sounds

good

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and milk comes from cows so the word

must be cow saying cheese

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um

the final word is thingamajig huh you

heard him now

it's a bad egg things are right

it's the popcorn pop

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a bottle

my fiance

what do you think Jimmy this is a very

interesting situation

hamburgers with all the turning

five chocolate ice cream sodas

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I think it's a boomerang you sing and I

don't think I know I don't think you

know either

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practices

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help me

what is it

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doesn't anybody know what it is why it's

my tea strainer huh

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huh

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catch the most ridiculous thing I ever

heard huh

boy that's the very thing I've been

looking for Piggy

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thing that piggy is holding you mean

this microphone

oh I was just going to bring it to you

it's not a microphone it's a dinosaur

head dinosaur head

s

everybody knows this is Adventure

ballistic burger maker

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my goodness kids you certainly came up

with a lot of uses for that old thing

hey Nanny what do you use it for

yeah what is it really Nanny boy it's

just an old tea strainer that my mother

gave me many years ago

you just put some loose tea in here to

close the basket and then you put this

in in a cup of hot water and you stir it

got it

I'm sure

I'll see you kids in a bit

far out needle

needle Rocky strainer well

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um

yeah no sir it helps you see the t's on

the doctor's eye chart he's trainer I

thought you said flea trainer no it's a

T-shirt maker no it's

or maybe she maybe she taped straight

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here we go again

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foreign

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don't go anywhere Alvin and the

Chipmunks are next right here on Nick

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foreign

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