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05x03 - The Pig Who Would Be Queen

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

05x03 - The Pig Who Would Be Queen

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

everybody

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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thank you

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oh that looks nice Rose

it's a

Forest

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why are we Whispering well if they don't

want anybody else to know what I'm

drawing oh I don't think

I don't think Bob really beautiful

thanks piggy you're welcome

thank you

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retro funny

Lake look

hey this is fun

what's so funny

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anyway

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yeah

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do you think we'll have it done before

daddy gets here I see I think so what

time

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well ah it's uh it's celebrity 207 and

65 in the third inning minus one if

y'all carry the big hand what

yep

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it didn't sound that late to me

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oh

scooter B thanks piggy uh it's a little

big don't you think Piggy

a piggy

Piggy

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I call it a cabin I don't know how to

make a castle what

supposed to be a queen in a cabin it's

me maybe you should be able to eat it

nanny likes him and he lived in a cabin

Hello Kitty Skeeter we all agreed Nanny

likes stories about kings and queens and

Castle so that's a good story about

StoryBox we're making and you're

supposed

to make okay okay they'll get you Crown

a bit oh look in the book and make a cup

let's see a careful huh

a castle for the queen keep working

everyone

phew I wonder if this is what it's like

to be a real queen

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I guess this is going to be one of those

rags to richest stories until my castles

you ready

I'm just a little kid okay

I'll camp with you so now what am I

supposed to do

you're a queen who just can't wait to

own some real estate you don't want a

hassle you just want a castle that's all

and you don't want to wait

huh what are you supposed to be why I am

wandering Minstrel remember nanny said

old England was full of them kind of

like a singing News man oh well have you

got any news for me

I thought you'd never ask

you must travel afar but we don't have a

car follow me and you'll not be alone

the car

well let me get my things

I guess I don't have anything I

say hey

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could you wander a little slower

excuse me hi

hi

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there is no

sorry you're thinking of The Wizard of

Oz

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mm-hmm

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moving you

I straighten my wings would you

okay

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and you don't have much time left bigger

would be Queen I don't

if you don't get to the castle and blame

your throne before the club strikes

lunch you'll never be Queen well what

are we waiting for relax

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foreign

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that's okay come on

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as sure is weird

what's that I'm not sure hello

yeah stop crying

I can't I am but a humble Squire man

servant to the handsome Knight sir Karma

lot

you are yeah and he's been put under a

spell by a wicked witch

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and we're here you're

here no not really yeah that's him okay

I think he's kind of cute look who's

strong King

you're a queen

and I'm on my way

she's the queen yay I didn't know better

I'd say they were more excited than I am

what's the biggest dog shower well um

the only thing that can break the

witch's evil spell is your kiss from the

queen and we didn't know who she was

yeah now so would you oh okay

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thanks but you're not supposed to kiss

me Your Highness

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oh

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I don't believe this

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thank you

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oh great it turns me into a frog yeah

thanks you like being

let's get going

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and they traveled the road though bumpy

it was between her Knight and that bear

with the

fuzzles wander so much

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yeah

it sure is Big what happens now Minstrel

feeds me I don't have any words for this

part oh great

you've got an idea

there's anybody home I could have done

that oh

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sir come on I'm the Lily Pond and Hazel

at his squire

and Minstrel Road won't you open the

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gatekeeper with no time to wait oh all

right

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don't open the gate I'm sorry ladies

coming in here trying to claim the crown

what

come on

give it to me

reason I looked in the book

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before you have to go on a quest a quest

a quest what's a quest a test

couldn't you guess okay

okay

this royalty stuff sure is getting

complicated

and the royalty stuff for the queen did

get a rough and she moved

but without my loot I can't sing the

lady I know let's take a break

I wonder what's so long

who would be Queen let's say you to this

English for listen up you know like pay

attention okay now what your sorcerer

Merlin what

go ahead and tell her the first test

Mama who's Merlin Skeeter

you are silly oh yeah

now go ahead

um first you must travel to the Laughing

Lake in the whispering Forest

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um

he's not really sure of himself

I think he's new and then uh row a boat

to the stone of silence and retrieve the

singing sword oh

and there's more

then you must wave the singing sword

three times in the face of the

slithering serpent in the swamp of

silliness

that's a mouthful man you can become

Queen are you kidding by then I'll be a

grandmother what's that my lady

wait how am I gonna do all that I've got

a better question look how are you gonna

do all that now hurry don't worry Milady

Square fuzzy and I shall Journey Through

the whispering Forest to the wrapping

Lake and Retreat the singing sword from

the stone of sirens for you

that is a mouthful we shall

come along foxy

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let's just get that singing sword first

okay okay bye

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they wrote off the night into Squire to

find the sword that belonged in a choir

can I stop making horsey noises now

these coconut shells are hurting my paws

oh look shirt thanks

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Jay what strange looking trees or

caramela yeah looks like a little kid

drooling I said look at this Timothy at

night is a frog he gets fuzzy did you

say something and this Squire has been

turned into a bear

oh where will it end

no I didn't say anything Kermit

these ridiculous Sorcerers have gone too

far next thing you know we'll have a cow

for a queen ah she's a pig we met her oh

gosh finally this must be the whispering

Forest really I wonder if that's the

Laughing leg let's take a look okay

hey I thought it was supposed to be

laughing who cares fuzzy just get out of

the boat we gotta find the singing sword

[Laughter]

and Mr laughing like could you tell us

where to find the singing sword

sorry all right you roll Dairy Jeffrey

you look fuzzy the Silent Storm of us

and that must be the singing sword isn't

it supposed to be singing

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gee I wish we could hear it sing

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wow thanks for breaking that spell it's

been years since I felt it Out Of Tune

what do you want to hear next well I'm

actually how about row row row your boat

no you got it

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right down the stream

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Oh Glory

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and while we waited the queen did base

back and forth in a ditch with some dirt

on her face

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nope

hey break time I

I think we're running out of time here

don't be ridiculous

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my queen

he'll be coming round the mountain when

she comes you'll be coming round the

mountain when she comes she'll be coming

around the mountain she'll be coming

around the mountains

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and the queen she did climb though there

wasn't much time and hope that a swamp

called silly she'd find

it yeah

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I'm away

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um I think this might be you

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do we have to do everything come along

Square you're fine

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what

did you find the Slytherin

yes

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we can't hear you after

acid

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[Applause]

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yes my queen

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the monster did Roar and Slither about

as the queen stomped off with mud on her

snout

wow

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hi there shut up and sing

sing what

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can you believe this

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morning

all right

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present her Royal Highness

your majesty

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your majesty thank you your majesty

your majesty it's time for lunch

huh

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hurry near me

oh my goodness what is it it's a story

box Nanny you look inside

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here it's so pretty what are all of

these beautiful places this is the

whispering forest and the Laughing Lake

nanny

and Sir Camelot

squat mommy swamp do you like it

Nanny why kids this is better than going

to the movies thank you I hope you like

your lunch as much what did you miss a

special surprise finger sandwiches

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sandwiches

whose fingers did you use Nanny oh fuzzy

you're so funny I cut all my fingers you

don't make finger sandwiches yeah

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are you sure

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hey

thank you

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