05x06 - Muppet Baby Boom

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happy babies

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everybody

is everything all right in here

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is your father baby

says I have to make sure it's just the

right temperature

oh gee maybe it's broken wow

hey she thinks I'm funny listen to this

baby knock knock

you've heard that one huh okay watch

this baby

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maybe she's hungry

how about a cream pie baby

hey

pretty funny huh how about this one

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oh

and die baby

this is pretty funny

hey I know how to stop your crying

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I took out her batteries I'd make a

great father I'm piggy little babies

don't have batteries silly they don't no

if you don't play right I'm not I'm not

going to let you play anymore oh boy

thanks Piggy

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oh mind baby

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hey Kermit can I play with you guys sure

come on fuzzy

where are you guys going to the North

Pole fonsi gosh what's at the North Pole

walruses big tasks and big ferocious

polar bears with giant Claws and Claws

and Smiling Teeth

laughs

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maybe I better go play house with piggy

come on fuzzy it's not that bad well I

uh yeah nothing's as bad as playing

house with piggy come on

all right animal mush

okay

why certainly Mrs Mitchell oh I'm sure

the kids will love taking care of your

baby this week

I'll bring him over this afternoon at

three o'clock a real baby

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baby whoops sorry Daddy

no animals

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remind me to have his brakes fixed what

must be the Lord

Mustang what's the matter piggy tired of

playing dolls no I'm not Skeeter but I

have a very important announcement how

about a haircut first haircut trim your

mustache mustache

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on piggy we're trying to play North Pole

there's no

to that we're going to have a baby we

are did she say baby who said that piggy

we're going to take care of Mrs

Mitchell's baby for a whole week no way

Penny babies can't take care of babies

yes they can now

nanny so yeah I got the batteries never

I thought I'd be great

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and k*ll the baby is no sweat sweat once

you know what you're doing

the first thing you need is space

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the second thing you need is

the real secret to getting a baby is

having

away

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foreign

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what a big one

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time to come home now

sorry Mama

this time for sure

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this is ridiculous

yeah we don't need to get up baby Mrs

Mitchell is bringing us hers yeah we

need to know what to do with him when he

gets here relax

relax

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wow

now diaper changing is very simple

ready Dr Gonzo

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um

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I'm going to

of course

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we'll have to explain everything

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here

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that's my baby daddy

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that was the weirdest baby I've ever

seen that was the weirdest doctor I've

ever seen you don't get a baby by

fishing in outer space

you get them from a Cabbage Patch not

right Skeeter yeah

everybody knows baby those baby parts

are made in Japan and they're put

together in factories in Detroit

maybe that's why it takes so long to get

one sheesh that's not right I know where

they come from you know uh-huh you want

me to tell you not me I don't no way

okay they come from the stork exchange

really oh boy I was afraid of this what

he's gonna explain storks fly in from

all over the world betrayed all towels

for babies and then oh they carry the

babies they're they fry them to their

mommies stock 727 requesting permission

to land yeah

foreign

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I'm beat could you take these

destination cards up to the control

tower so the storks know where to go

sure

oh boy

and whatever you do keep them in order

okay sure thing

yeah

you guys got my cards hurry up we're

late here yes sir

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here you go

Mr Stark hey pipe down kid we gotta get

these babies out of here it's been late

okay stock number two Paris Harris you

sure

he doesn't lie okay

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dokey

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Mabel look the babies arrived

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oh brother

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look Ralph there go the last of the

babies yeah

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never have one of those days when muffin

goes right oh well come along children

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Timmy Penny the stork left you a new

brother

he's even creepier than you Timmy I know

let's take a family picture

this is stupid

I'm fuzzy you really think that babies

are dropped from the sky by storks and

I'm Gonna Catch Mrs Mitchell's baby with

my neck

they take you away with a net Fozzy this

is Mitchell's baby isn't coming by stork

he's coming by car really I'm gonna need

a bigger net

Mommy

the babies are much too delicate to be

judged from the sky you have to be very

gentle with them

real babies like to jump and play jump

on clothes jump and slow

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ly held in your arms and gently rocked

babies love to rock all right hit that

animal s

I don't know

we're joking about that they decide to

be treated

don't you understand anything

you

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get yourself

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in the whole world

he's a skeeter who says

oh

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this is Kermit McKee your announcer for

today and here in the booth with me

scooter burnt Burger recently at baby

himself

what do you think about today's contest

oh geez I don't know what do you think

curve I uh well

um I think you're about to begin a

person is how to feed a baby let's start

with piggy wow look at that she's using

a giant beard

you can never be too careful you know

what I mean oh too bad that's a No-No

baby

let's see how Skeeter's doing

it

you must always use

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yummy

did you see that it was gross yeah bro

and it worked the next event baby

burping

where's me

it was amazing and disgusting that could

be a tough burp to beat a scooter

I'll say but if anyone can do it piggy

can let's move in Forever

most like he does

okay baby

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quite remarkable when you say scooter

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remarkable

I think it's about time for our put baby

down for a nap contest right scooter

piggy goes first in this tiebreaker

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it looks like Piggy is trying to sing

her baby to speak

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and it looks like Skeeter is going to

try to tire her baby out Earth

Quake a Piggy's baby seems to be trying

to tire piggy out

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are you tired yet animal s

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wow what a match the girls are working

very hard but so far the babies haven't

yawned once right Square scooter

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here's an unexpected development

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the youngsters

are still Wide Awake babies

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thank you

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come on you guys wake up

oh great and we still don't know how to

take care of a baby yeah maybe the

secret is to think like a baby how are

we gonna yeah

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gosh

where are we well it looks kind of

familiar but I'm not sure

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gosh

this must be the mystery the way animal

remembers it is a little tiny baby

uh-huh remember gosh everything looks so

different

wow now that's what I call big screen TV

hey I think you said my name in Baby

Talk

me

I think he wants us to go with him

animal here we go

come on everybody

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this is silly Kermit why do we have to

crawl because the animal is trying to

show us what it's like to be a little

baby right animal yeah

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it looks like a mountain blush

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look how big the stars look

far out

hi kid I've got a surprise for you right

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oh my okay Nanny we're ready why kids

what's all it is we're ready

yeah give them to us

you

it's a kid

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a kid little baby this is Mrs Mitchell's

Baby Piggy that's the kitten's name baby

I could still give him a haircut

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well I was

kind of cute huh

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foreign

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oh baby

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