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05x09 - Elm Street Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

05x09 - Elm Street Babies

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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this is

there's no mistake about it these tracks

belong to the wrong speaker

butterfly

how do you know because all the other

butterflies around here wear boots

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come on you guys

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sure I don't see it anywhere maybe it's

time to try the butterfly call okay

peanut butter butterfly huh not that way

Fozzy

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I don't think he sees us

skater why do I have to be the dumb

butterfly how should I know I'm asleep

silly oh yeah besides sneaker-footed

butterflies are very smart they are oh

what a I don't know I didn't

agreement yes you did this is your dream

s

nice and easy don't let it think you're

scared

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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I didn't dream

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uh-huh Monster Friends

thank you sorry

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foreign

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are you all right skier I am now boy

what a weird dream

my dreams are pretty weird too yeah

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I heard something you did it sounds like

scooter swallowed a motorcycle

runs out of gas soon

my kids are not going to be able to

sleep why don't you tell us

all right sure go ahead permit well I

was having a pretty weird dream it all

started when wait a minute

if you're gonna

you're gonna know me like

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um

um

another dimension a dimensioner

um

eyeglasses you in photographs

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Satan sound and um nighttime things

hey nice touch

Dream Zone next up the Dream Zone

no thanks

yeah well uh it all started in this

weird western town yeah

I've seen it

should have seen the town I wonder what

Scooter's dreaming about let's wake him

up and ask him me I guess that wouldn't

be very smart huh

um as I was saying the place was really

kind of weird

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well only you're not reading but at

least everyone was happy

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the little girl who ran the place was as

sweet as chocolate sauce running down a

sugar cube is everything okay

piggy you best bird game in town well

why don't you expect she's got the only

board game in town don't get technical

Skeeter Yes siree everything was going

really great until

oh no it's silly the kid

are you ready to Come Away With Me Now

my little Prairie Peach Blossom it is

not even for a year Supply a pretty

pollen pastry pops then you'll leave me

no choice piggy well it looked like it

was about time for me to show up

yeah

um drop that Rose little buddy

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perfectly put Miss Piggy

piggy really but this dream isn't big

enough for the both of us

oh yeah

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no but be careful it's loaded

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my phone

six pieces

I thought it was supposed to be 10 paces

oh

please please be careful I don't want

you to get hurt piggy it's only water it

is oh okay

foreign

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Sheriff hop along

Sandman sounds like he's dreaming about

all the stuff we've been talking about

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Speed Ahead

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what the sheriff hop along to hmm where

am I now

huh where is everybody

oh oh there's somebody I'll ask him hi

you who Am I who am I

are you kidding listen pal wait a minute

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please

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[Applause]

you'll break down

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we are Susan I keep cruising

land why don't you give me in my hands

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clivia

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question well not really what some of my

magic said no thanks

yes oh it's a dream boat oh yeah

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don't push that button

oh yeah

oh nothing Boy Scooter must be having

some dream probably not as weird as mine

yeah then let me sprinkle some sand on

you and Gonzo okay okay tell us about

your dream world well um okay my dream

had a lot to do with the moon and a high

school sock hop

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yeah you know dance they had a high

school dance on the moon

no fuzzy you see

it was just another dance nothing

unusual some of the guys were showing

off their best girls while the other

girls were waiting to dance

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huh

all the dogs are listening to hear The

Groovy way

oh no not again I'm so cool

no use I knew it was gonna happen again

there was nothing I could do

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I knew it I was changing from a great

looking dog into a weird boy it happened

every time there was a full moon

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get away

I had to find a place to hide in quick

here somewhere

I looked everywhere but there was

nowhere to hide

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I thought things couldn't get any worse

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thank you I did I was trapped like a rat

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oh scooter Gonzo is that you never mind

that get it

and hurry it up in there

um it's a little small sorry

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we just disappeared

oh this is great now what do I do what

do you mean pal well if I don't get back

into my dream I might wake up and not be

there

huh no problem we'll just clunk you down

into somebody else's dream wonk me

uh-huh yeah we should be getting the one

of animal streams right now check it out

loud

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I hope he doesn't think we're something

to eat

oh submarine yummy oh no

do something

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let's see he's gaining on us

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it sure is dark in here

relax press the yuck button

oh

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sorry about that can't you take me to a

safe dream

we'll drop you off the best dream of all

mine mine

yeah piece of cake you fit right in

presenting the leave it to weirdo show

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well I wonder where the weirdo is

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Lord is that a dog on the table I think

so June huh what do you suppose it's

doing here I don't know maybe it's

hungry I bet it belongs to the weirdo

you know how he's always leaving his

junk around the house

[Applause]

there's nothing wrong with your TV set

this house is black and white because

it's boring weirdo is this your dog let

me check

no I don't think so hey what's your name

fella roof no boy I didn't say speak I

said what's your name wolf wolf

can you do his name is Wolf off the

Wally what flavor yogurt would you like

the plane or the extra plane well as

long as I have a choice I think I'll

have

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good morning everybody you're all

looking very weird today

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kermy Haskell yeah what a jerk why thank

you kermy won't you join us for

breakfast

what oh Mom I know thank you Mrs weirdo

I just finished dining at my own

personal house

Jay who's

name is Wolfie Wolfie see I should have

stayed in my own dream so what's going

on

yes what's wrong weirdo

this

wow

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see I don't know if I can

word go on it's fun being weird

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you're right it is fun being weird

Mr bark bark get me out of here

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well that's when I woke up

my weirdest dreams

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oh boy let me tell my dream now so uh

sure fuzzy what's yours about

I forgot hmm well then who wants to tell

next

ah wait a minute I just remembered here

goes

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I am my neighborhood a beautiful day in

my neighbor

my neighbors welcome to Mr Fuzzy's

neighborhood today okay

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let's see uh what did I do next oh fuzzy

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that's it sit down

today yeah whoops

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wow as I was saying today we're going to

have a lot of fun

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excuse me Neighbors

wait look boys and girls I think today

Mr house plant is thirsty can you say

thirsty mercy good you know flowers need

water just like you and I do

see what I mean and something else we

all need is good food can you say food

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look a banana can you say no it's not no

it's not huh

what what it's a dream boat

ew no it's a banana

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see it is a banana huh oh sorry Gonzo I

guess I got a little carried away with

my dreams

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gee this was fun

me either

I'm too excited to go back to sleep I

can fix that piggy I still got some sand

left don't even think about it Gonzo oh

well no sense letting good sand go to

waste

Sandman

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uh oh Nanny's coming time

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I could have sworn I heard a submarine

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thank you

well whose dream should we go to now

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huh

no

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fireballs

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