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05x10 - Plan 8 from Outer Space

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

05x10 - Plan 8 from Outer Space

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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and so we bid farewell to the Canadian

goose thank you for joining us and now

stay tuned for the six o'clock news

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a special report from Buckingham Palace

what after weeks of searching Princess

Diana still cannot find a nanny to take

care of her two little boys

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informed sources say it's getting harder

and harder to find a good nanny these

days yes

it is

don't seem to be many good nannies

around I guess we're pretty lucky we've

got the best nanny in the whole world

maybe we could give the princess our

nanny

we do that

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yeah yeah if only there was a way we

could help the princess find you any and

still keep our own

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understand

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oh yes the baby people the Royal

Highness has been expecting you follow

me

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yes wait here the Royal Highness will be

right with you

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wow yay this place is pretty wild yeah

it even reminds me of a joke what time

is it when's your lunch a lot looked at

his belly button it was the middle of

the night get it middle of the night

belly button very funny fuzzy you really

mean it gee maybe I could tell it to the

princess do you think she'll like it

who's this old guy

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Rocky

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highness

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foreign

I have dozens of them why

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yeah

I mean die it's a small price to pay if

you can really solve the nanny problem

please have a seat and tell me what you

have in mind Ram yes crackers please a

bike I love graham crackers

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okay

I thought I might open my own School

excuse me sorry it would be cold

I mean nannies

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this is

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bunnies

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I need you

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soon

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[Applause]

thank you

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any questions

that's very nice piggy but I'm afraid it

won't solve this particular Nanny

problem

no it won't what I'm about to tell you

is top secret

wow yes we have reason to believe that

this isn't just your usual Nanny

shortage

no something strange has been happening

to our nannies they've been disappearing

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yes and I want you to find out what's

happening to them oh wow

this is terrible what are we gonna do I

know we can do what they do on TV

investigate

hi this is your roving reporter herofo

Rivera and I'm here at greeningdale's

department store

where a rumor has it that more than one

nanny has gotten lost

we can find them

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we're moving down a hallway now to the

nanny lost and found

excuse me sir

yes have you had any nannies turned in

here lately well um now that you mention

it we did have one in here about a week

ago uh-huh so she's found but I um I

don't see where she went so she's lost

no somebody must have claimed her so

she's found no she's just been claimed I

see well where do nannies usually go

when they're claimed Lola beats me of

course you might check the lunchroom

Nanny's gonna eat you know let's check

that lunch room

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Radio City Music Hall nannies like shows

maybe we'll have better luck here let's

see any nannies here nope no Nanny's

here I wonder where those nannies can be

please welcome

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welcome well there you have it folks The

Mystery of the missing nannies has been

solved they just couldn't resist the

lure of the Footlights they've all

become dancing girls this is herofo

Rivera

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yes

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and I haven't heard me Witness

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meet Barney Smith his Nanny disappeared

yesterday

did you notice anything strange about

her lately can't say that I did cause I

didn't

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sound any Wings can't say that she did

cause she didn't did you ever see her do

anything like this

can't say that I did

nowhere okay okay let's check a room

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listen Mr doctor injector Sherlock

crying about it's just as I suspended

and what's just as you suspected

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or at least

is what she

well what happened good question

nice work animal thank you

boy what makes tracks like this

good question

the tracks just disappear

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Ed

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I don't believe it got any better ideas

oh let's go back to the nursery what

would a bunch of alien life forms what

was Earth nannies anyway maybe their

planet is all messy and they need the

nannies to clean it up

gosh what if Gringo's right there ought

to be some way to find out I could use

my computer to try and track any alien

spaceships

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nothing weird already

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looks like we're gonna have to go rescue

those nannies guys scooter see if you

can get a fix on that spaceship right

away Captain Ozzy I want you to make an

alien deflector Shield right

ah Kermit what is an alien deflector

Shield huh oh

um it's something to scare away the

aliens ow okay and piggy you come up

with something to keep the aliens busy

while we sneak their nannies away from

them right

Skeeter will need a communication system

in case we have to split up all right

Captain hermit

Angel you'll figure out how to follow

him and Rolf you invent a detector so we

can tell if they're following us

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mission accomplished got it there's the

radio

okay everybody let's go

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not that kind of shortcut get in the

chairs

wait

everybody

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I don't think this is gonna work

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that was some Shortcut Gonzo you should

try one of my shampoos

over there guys

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that must be the mothership really

where's the fathership

hey it looks like that Manny's are

prisoners

come on we've gotta go rescue him but

how are we gonna get on board without

them seeing us

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not me Gonzo's right put on the socks

then we can sneak on with the other

nannies

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boy Nanny sure has big feet shh hurry up

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chicken soup

yeah

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hey Kermit look I thought two heads were

supposed to be better than one well this

nincompoop lost cultures as a chip

you're supposed to be counting to you

screen blocked

you never mind I know a nursery where we

can find one more Nanny and she's a good

one too maybe the best that

ugly lizard's gonna get our nanny in

there

hey what was that

I didn't say anything well don't look at

me yeah well I guess it was nothing now

you two go prepare the lawn and don't

goof up this time we must leave tonight

yes

I guess they're gonna fix his lunch

you guys

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right we'll have to split up a skier

animal and fuzzy come with me Gonzo I'm

putting you in charge of the nanny

Rescue Mission you are you will regret

it Captain but

we need you here Piggy

but I don't like secrets

I'll do it for near me piggy

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are you sure this is gonna work I saw it

in a movie Once trust me okay

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the diamonds come first apart but we

will meet again

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come on let's go right

he kicked me

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I'm trying

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do I monsters

let me go let me go come on fuzzy it's

just us we've gotta get out of here

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[Applause]

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next time I'm gonna use one of those

non-stick pots

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you stay with Nanny and don't let her

out of your sight

gear animal come with me we've got to

keep a lookout in the nursery

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I'm wondering how gandu and the others

are doing

foreign

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no problem the minute an alien gets

close it'll start ticking faster and

faster

it looks like we'll have plenty of time

to test it come on piggy I'm working as

fast as I can I've never shut off an

alien spaceship computer before and no

more foul laps but I'll have your heads

all of them now get out of here yes your

lizard ship

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soon I will have 2 000 nannies and twice

as many of these which should be more

than enough

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why

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uh-oh alien approaching oh no

what are we gonna do

don't hurt us Mister

hey this thing does work I always said

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is everything

I don't think so Skeeter thanks last

contact with Gonzo

Hood I win now what's your name

where are you from

only one question per game

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oh this stuff is good do you like it

it's called

unique I made it myself

I win now it's my question why are you

taking away all the nannies and we don't

need the nannies we need the Sharks

their socks yes we use striped socks as

fuel on our planet and we need them to

power our spaceship so we can go home

are you kidding

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that'll be

52.90 ah do you take Bank of Jupiter

traveler checks as long as you got ID

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what is it animals

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Yes dear

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what's all the commotion about kids

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well that's good because it's time for

bed

take all the nannies we did yay and the

aliens went home they did

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they wonder what they want

shoes

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near me would you mind sleeping in here

with us tonight what yeah

a little scared to be alone all right

I'll just make myself a bed right here

on the couch

yes Gonzo keep an eye on your shoes Okay

Okay

Gonzo I will

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