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05x11 - Junkyard Muppets

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

05x11 - Junkyard Muppets

Post by bunniefuu »

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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and so Alibaba entered the Hiding Place

full of treasure and stuff taken by the

feet

I said Alibaba entered the hiding place

fuzzy that's your cue it is but I'm not

Alibaba I'm fuzzy Baba and I'm baby baba

baba you're not a lamb you're a teddy

bear get it

sheesh so fuzzy Baba and his faithful

sidekick baby baba

um right enter the room and looked at

all the neat stuff guys

have a nice trip waka waka wow

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wow look at this now look at this

must be a zillion carrots

here's the carrots

come on you guys we gotta get on with

the story really how come

um it's not how come fuzzy it's who come

see

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let's get out of here Teddy Teddy wait a

minute I want a souvenir come on Teddy

hey wow

and so the two Babas in bathrobes ran

from the 40 feet

okay

but yeah Nanny gave us this stuff

remember sheesh

how'd you like it if we called you a

crook hold it here you'll be the

Storyteller roll now be a thief or

whatever

okay

so uh where are we the Baba Brothers

you're running away remember huh oh come

on Teddy right they're running away

but the 40 I mean poor thieves are

gaining on them

too fuzzy and baby Bubba ran as fast as

they could right to the entrance of

their secret cave

thank you

which was closed though they quickly

said the magic words that would open the

door magic words oh yeah

um how did that go again

um I open poppy seed

open therapy

open says me open Sesame Street and try

this Fozzy what is it an automatic door

opener just press the button oh okay oh

boy

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okay

what a mess

oh my goodness what happened in here

someone threw my secret cave with Chuck

Nanny they did and when I opened the

door it all fell out didn't any of you

help make this mess

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really then whose is this piggy

small mommy or any of us it was

the classic trolls

really Gonzo closet trolls

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my goodness well maybe you kids will run

into them while you're cleaning up this

mess then you can ask them to help you

oh yeah oh gee

do we have to uh-huh and if you get to

work right away I'm sure you'll have all

of this cleaned up in time for lunch see

you later

wow right oh no

you will never clean up this mess in

time

Market Skeeter

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okay everybody let's

go

Skeeter's right the sooner we get

started the sooner we'll be finished

John foreign

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ERS come with me hey fuzzy Wanna Give me

a hand I don't think so Kermit I need

both my hands okay

okay

oh a customer welcome to piggy spine

Collectibles selling a fine previously

owned items I was just looking for used

stuff

can't help you now that's okay

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oh no

okay fuzzy what have you got ah God I

got a million of them wanna hear one

okay what did one card say to the other

what in your hand body all right that's

right who told you that one

this is your last warning understand

Keep Your Hands to Yourself listen hands

now you behave yourselves we don't want

to get in trouble with piggy okay it's

all right okay

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but but I didn't find what I was looking

for just exactly what are you looking

for anyway I'm looking for my teddy I

lost him when the junk fell out of the

closet

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thanks piggy worms

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hi Gonzo

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did I make the team coach

howdy partner welcome to Cowboy Kermit's

open air swap meet we've got all the

junk you could never need

huh what exactly are you looking for

Gonzo uh let's see I'll need a backpack

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s

64 batteries

four pairs and goggles

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I need yo-yo

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got it gee Gonzo what's all this stuff

for anyways

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have gone before and bring them back to

clean up this mess

are you starting to worry about him

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exactly what I'm doing thank you

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it's most of the time anything else you

need Gonzo

ah well I can always use a good set of

picked up sticks okay

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hey what happened to all the Pickup

Sticks

the trolls strike again they do sure not

only do trolls mess up closets but

they're always stealing pieces of your

favorite games and puzzles

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gosh

don't worry scooters I'll find those

missing TVs

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sometimes I think Ganzo is missing a few

pieces himself

Teddy Yoo-hoo are you in here

no I just can't find my teddy bear

anywhere ah sorry fuzzy but I bet the

trolls got it oh no not them not them

you know

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oh no what do I do come with me fuzzy

we'll find those trolls

think we do

gosh you mean Kenny is down there

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maybe I'll just meet you later Gonzo

[Applause]

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okay Teddy I'll do it for you here I go

yeah

where are you

doing

huh this is now time to take a nap on so

we gotta find Teddy

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I wonder where we should look

first hey look a pair of nose glasses

huh

pinching my nose who won he did oh

please search the daughter and my friend

he didn't know what he was doing come to

think of it he never knows what he's

doing do you flazzy nope never honest

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all the time never happens back I think

oh

this they did to you ever

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sometimes even this do they do

I'm doing fuzzy me not no you kemosabe

oh that guy

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smells to me I likewise I'm sure

oh I'm wrong I am showing you friend of

mine oh what a thing I mean are you I am

thinking am I to you and you

[Applause]

sorry just a Donald Clark uh me is get

it Clark chicken

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never seen it before in my life

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Teddy Bear did you speak

you're about to be too bad how come

liking you I am

I'm sorry for your friend I feel I'm

telling you I am the teddy bears are to

the Past trolls taken collecting he does

like bugs like bugs

poor Teddy to save him got to have we

must think me huh what am I saying it's

me in the troll mine right now chances

are he is

shipped to the boss trolls cancer he

will be

no what do you thinking nuts

too dangerous it is uh

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huh okay ain't they oh yeah Mr Majin bye

bye you know where we're going so are

you kidding I haven't got a clue

welcome to Cowboy Kermit's open air swap

meetings

we don't know man but why don't you just

Mosey on down the scooters table and see

if he has it no ma'am

see piggy welcome to Uncle scooty's

bargain table I got stuff like you've

never seen before oh yeah

well that sort of depends on how

you look at it huh sure for instance to

some people this is just an old paper

towel roll but if you look at it this

way oh it's beautiful

but not what I'm looking for I'm looking

forward how about this man I know you're

in there

come up with your hands up

would you guys please

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yeah I do

here maybe this game of undercover spy

can help glitter idea scooter these

disguises are just what we need don't

you think piggy great that's great

are you sure this is the right way to

the troll mine Gonzo

well there was the time you don't answer

that

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gee it's kind of creepy in here

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thank you

um did you sneeze granzo didn't you

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hear me out of here

my

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My Touch thanks I kind of like you too

but it tickles my nose

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he's been bare napped

by the closet trolls and the big boss

collects teddies like bugs

there's no such thing as closet trolls

dude no I didn't

Escape

you better come look at this piggy

look

see I told you I didn't make it up hurry

up

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wow we never ever know foreign

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yours

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[Applause]

elves

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we gotta save caddy

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um

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okay

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honey hey come back okay

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hey guys what's going on dogs

what's the big idea well uh Geo just

putting some of these old toys away in

boxes and we were helping

yeah rush I'm sorry fuzzy we didn't know

you were looking for him did we guys no

sorry

that's okay using a teddy

with red jewels on it bro sorry piggy I

didn't see any bracelets oh

hey guys it's almost lunchtime Nanny

will be here any minute I know

we'll ever get this price cleaned up in

time

it's Mommy my goodness just look at this

place we're in for it now

it's beautiful

uh-huh you kids did a wonderful job wow

we were having so much fun playing we

didn't even know we were done yanny yeah

you kids did such a great job I'm gonna

fix you each your favorite sandwich for

lunch

soy sauce easy boy lunch would sure

taste better if I found my bracelets gee

I know how you feel piggy you want a

whole Teddy for a while

nice fuzzy but you

put music on my wrist oh yeah hey and

maybe you can wear them as a necklace

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or I didn't find it Teddy did so maybe

Teddy should get the kiss really uh-huh

well okay

yes thanks

come on kids lunch time

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what are you doing I mean oh what doing

you are losing me marbles

let's just keep this power little secret

okay

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thank you

foreign

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