05x12 - The Air Conditioner at the End of the Galaxy

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Barbie babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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Captain's Log stardate two

we have taken the static Klingons

prisoner aboard their second crime Mr

weirdo has set our coordinates for the

nearest Starbase where the Klingons will

stand trials

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keep it Mr weirdo I'm sure we'll get

there soon enough

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dangerous

well I'm no not exactly but whatever you

have to say can be said in front of the

whole crew very well how about we ditch

these guys grab some lunar pizza maybe

taking a movie at the local Galaxy six

against Federation rules

for your Vulcan Dreamboat here and uh

you got yourself a date what

morning you weirdo don't come any closer

or

on YouTube whatever shock me my little

Klingon cauliflower

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real

I can't see whoa what's happening Dr dog

bones well Captain Kirkman I'd say Mr

weirdo there has a bad case of

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static cling huh you know like socks in

the dryer everything clings to him hey

you starkly guys really stick together

yes sir Commander sir ma'am hey Sam

and as for you Mr Vulcan Dreamboat set

course for the planet Klingon and make

it snappy anything you say my Klingon

cutie pie yeah I mean your clinginess

whoops hey what's your feet

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oh boy

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for me

um

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don't you think this is a little sudden

Commander

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yes I had a picture and space People

magazine

it's me Excuse me yes is anybody else in

here hot yeah I'll say look

wow I never knew Klingon was such a joke

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oh it's not working

the spaceship is melting

what are we gonna do I know we could rub

cheese all over ourselves and pretend

we're a tuna mouth

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automatic shrinkling systems it kicks in

at 2 000 degrees

thanks animals welcome

if we're not in the spaceship anymore

then how come it's still so hot yeah

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and we're about to crash into the sun

don't be ridiculous yeah we'll burn up

and disintegrate before we ever get that

far

well there's one sure way to find

open the door this is silly

hurry open the door huh why me because

you're brave and strong and you're my

hero but uh okay

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wow Nanny you really surprised us I

didn't mean to Rob I just wanted to tell

you that we're having a heat wave and

wouldn't you know it the air conditioner

broke down

you mean we're not

no of course not piggy whatever gave you

that idea

well

well

now you can't

you can't be until the air conditioner

is fixed I'll make some lemonade for you

later okay okay

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nanny said to take it easy so let's play

checkers okay but what if we get bored

get it checkers board waka waka

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and what are you doing scooter I'm

playing Charlie Charlie uh-huh

it reminded me of a movie I watched once

with nanny called The African Queen

there was this guy in it named Charlie

see did you say movie about a queen you

couldn't have a movie about a queen

without more could you well look come to

think of it there was a lady in the

picture too

I'll be right back

I'm ready who are you supposed to be the

African queen of course

um Piggy and I'll be waiting on

I might be bonus but Katie and they'll

keep me nice and cool

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Oh no you're not yes I am

wait a minute you both got it wrong it's

Tarzan king of the jungle it is

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freaking queen and the African queen is

a bow a what a boat well then piggy will

be just perfect

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hey

excuse me student but I must have heard

you wrong did you say bike yeah

see and I'm the captain ah this boat

sure doesn't look much like a queen well

I don't look much like a captain either

good point listen piggy the queen and I

are going down the river we're gonna

find a cool spot to wait out this heat

now you can come or you can stay it's up

to you oh well since you asked so nicely

I suppose it beats walking

we're swimming around like a monkey

but not by much

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wow

sorry Miss no brother

what's that noise

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you might tear the hole

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that stop the noise and we're moving

faster already tear the hole

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oh

no

there goes the engine

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we've just been having fun

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why I can't remember the last time I had

so much fun can you Charlie

I even like standing on a slant like

this don't you speak up Charlie cat got

your turn

oh Charlie sometimes

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nice try Charlie

I guess it's up to me tell you what you

fix the engine and I'll take care of Mr

Crocodile okay Miss yeah

you know I

another man who gets into his work gosh

this motor isn't anything like my

computer maybe I should go help Piggy on

second thought maybe not oh boy good boy

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wow how'd you teach him to fetch simple

he was bored I was bored

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yeah it looks okay to me piggy but our

fuels all wet and we've got a flat

scooter a boat can't get up flat well

this one did oh well now what are we

going to do

I've got an idea

you surprise me sometimes thanks biggie

well I miss

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what's this

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guess what we're looking for

your move Kermit

I'm thinking you are yep gotta plan my

moves very carefully oh okay

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yeah and thanks animal welcome

excuse me mister have you got any coal

here yep can you uh fix a flat yep can

you say anything besides yep yep yeah

now it comes you beat me again

I mean Mr raw fast and this here's my

cousin curves he doesn't talk much cause

he's thinking really well if you're

through with your little game we could

use some help help why didn't you say so

in the first place instead Asking All

Them dumb questions

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finish

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did you say you wanted some coal oh

we'll take whatever you've got

thank you

that should be enough

ride with us on the African queen nope

don't ever get tired of playing checkers

nope

I just love the green silent type we

gotta get going miss you if we want to

find that cool place oh

okay so nothing

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oh Charlie I never knew the jungle could

be so be your people

are so noisy what are those weird sounds

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did she say cool off Charlie let's go

find that secret Grotto your wish is my

command Miss what

wow

oh brother

we're running into some thick fog Miss

yeah

be around here somewhere let's cut the

engine so we don't scare the little guy

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do you see anything yet Charlie no not

yet wait I think I see

thing

oh hi piggy hi scooter you sounded like

a howler monkey Gonzo me yes you silly

is this how you cool off with steam

I think I turned on the hot water by

mistake anyways

sounds good to me oh I don't know

scooter are we gonna listen to a guy

that howls like a monkey

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what's that

that's the cool place we're going to

okay so show Charlie how to get there ah

let's see ya we're here

okay take a right up here Charlie okay I

hope you know what you're doing

problem my exotic jumbo Blossom this

this is foolproof

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oh yeah

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I've had just about enough of this

yourself

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yeah we're ready you can say that again

Sam

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oh

wow this place has decorated an early

Dog House correction dog house cool

oh

lemonade coming right up four lemonades

great cakes

wow this place is really neat neat that

rhymes with heat that spills cool who

knows my man pull up a stool

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yes

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I'm stuck just my soup

s

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my eyes

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you're cool

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yeah

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sorry hey animal can I have some more of

Nanny's lemonade

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well I guess it's time to close this

place yeah

so what do we do now I know why don't

you all come on board the African queen

with Charlie I mean scooter and me and

we'll look for another cool spot yeah

it's a great idea piggy where are we

gonna look say no more

as a matter of fact it's the coolest

spot in the whole jungle see it's right

here

I'm in here another map I

oh

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all right

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foreign

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left

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I don't feel any cool spots

oh don't look at me guys

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excuse

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me

oh boy

if we can just have some cool air okay

little buddy if it's cold air you want

it's cold air again

what it's coming from behind the chair

this is great

now this is what I call cool

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what's all the excitement about kids

ganza led us to a great cool spot Nanny

he did yeah

scooter do you think you can find your

way back to the nursery it's cool down

there now too yeah sure of course we can

oh I must be crazy crazy with love right

don't push it Gonzo come on ganjo let's

go okay guys wait a minute

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I think Charlie and the Miss get married

really uh-huh

well if you uh don't mind do you think

we could just be friends instead sure

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foreign

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