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06x07 - Faster Than a Speeding Weirdo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x07 - Faster Than a Speeding Weirdo

Post by bunniefuu »

thank you

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anyway

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Southwest at 500 plus miles per hour

good evening

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quarter mile has been taught at the

unheard of speed of 227 miles per hour

it is

foreign

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thank you

something's working for the real world

Railroad

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don't worry about it

really give them what they want

us again

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but this is the nursery Limited

caring Glory

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okay

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hi you guys

um yeah

okay yeah

but I didn't turn thanks a lot g*ns oh

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you guys bye I think Kermit wants to be

alone

fast enough for us anyway

weirdo Central sheesh

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hmm what are you guys doing out here

I thought you'd be interested

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are you sure you won't mess up my truck

no way just throw in the Big Daddy Gonzo

Speed Shop Speed Shop g*ns oh this is

the closet

okay buddy now relax

strip it

oh no oh look I know what you're

thinking but you're wrong

now what

about

this

now fun begins

they know what they're doing sure you're

following my plan

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when it's ready

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sure

that's my truck

remember

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what a mess

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oh great sorry wrong all right listen

Gonzo do you think you could take it a

little easier

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and be a little more careful you could

get hurt

no way

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they just don't understand speed that

song

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well she's almost done guys soon I'll be

the fastest wow

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yeah oh so it's me open up would you

okay okay

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um you haven't seen the back wheels to

the tricycle area well what

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has anyone seen the steering wheel to

the fire truck

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Eva yep you go check the ramp animals

from sitting on me when you're ready

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wow now huh

blah blah blah blah

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what are you doing

proud

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guys Joe

World Rockford come on animal

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s

oh my Godzilla are you all right

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speed record in my hallway well you're

lucky you didn't break your neck I know

what you're gonna say Manny oh you do do

you I was breaking the house rules and

you're right I shouldn't have done it

and I'll never do it again

well that might be all right for you

Gonzo but I'm afraid it's a little too

late for Camilla huh

right here Gonzo under the vacuum

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oh no oh

oh my

what are we gonna do nanny I don't know

Gonzo she looks pretty bad

orange are you all right Gonzo yeah but

Camilla's not see oh yeah you see kids

this is what can happen when someone

thinks safety rules are just for other

people Gonzo you knew this wasn't a safe

thing to do didn't you

then why'd you do it Gonzo

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I've ever seen

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I was just trying to make him feel

better

it's okay fuzzy I don't deserve

on

Nanny well done though carelessness does

have a price unfortunately yours seems

to have cost you Camilla huh

what do you mean nanny

well I don't know kids it'll be a

miracle if I can sew her back together

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oh boy sorry guys oh in the meantime why

don't you kids help Gonzo clean up that

mess and see if you can't teach him why

it's always better to be safe than sorry

oh that's okay you guys

uh I'll clean it up

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wouldn't this be easier to lift if two

of us did it or three

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are you gonna help me you're silly just

because you're loud and weird and you

act crazy and your driver's all back

it doesn't mean we can't love you

but Nanny's right you need to go to um

some kind of safety School

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welcome to officer Kermit School of

safety where even you can learn to be

safe insane

hey it's worth a try isn't it

may I have your attention class oh

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now the first thing we're teaching today

is um

that's because that's the right wheel

for that toy

style

and even dangerous

thank you officer Fozzie uh officer

Piggy

borrowing things

application and putting them back let's

practice okay ganjo come here now ask

Peter if you may borrow her skateboard

wheels really

I please follow your skateboard wheels

okay but you gotta put them back on when

you're done

she said okay right and now since you're

done with them put them back on

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having a little trouble then you

shouldn't have taken them out

sweet and piggy what is this borrowing

stuff have to do with safety

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oh

God

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Hey where's scooter and Skeeter

what are they doing with Camilla I

wonder how she is doing

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please be okay

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ah excuse me I'm here to visit Camilla

Camilla hmm oh she's in the injured

chicken wing down that way you can't

miss it

chicken wings

went out of nowhere this little chicken

hawk walks up and says he's gonna have

me for supper

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oh yeah if you ask me a puddy cat was

driving that truck Queenie

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may I help you well

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umzo I'm sorry but it's it's still too

early I just can't tell oh now why don't

you go back to the nursery and I'll come

and get you as soon as I know what's

what okay nanny

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please

If I Could Make A Wish and have that

wish come true

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everyone

is

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coming from my heart

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I really truly do oh

my remember

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understand

memories

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hi kids

thanks for cleaning up the hallways

we've almost got the rest of these toys

put back together too nannies

I guess this one isn't quite done yet I

see where's Godzilla gosh we thought he

was with you Danny oh no he left me a

long time ago

hey wait a minute nanny

Harvey a little while ago me too you did

where is gone so fuzzy well I'm I'm

still he's not in the toy box and um

well he's not under the Rock and um he's

not in the fuzzy what's the matter

Gonzo made me promise not to tell Kermit

oh that is serious Fozzy I wouldn't want

you to break a promise that's good Manny

because if I told you he's in the closet

he'd be real mad

rid

I'm getting married

thank you

is that you Kermit uh-huh where are you

on Mars Mars but this isn't

when a weirdo says Mars he means Mars

what are you doing Gonzo

I'm wishing real hard for a miracle so

Camilla will be okay on Mars

to come here a lot isn't it beautiful

well

um yeah I guess so

um a gunzo Manny's waiting for you back

in the nursery

hey how do we get back from here anyway

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since are you argonzo I was wishing for

that Miracle you said Camilla needed

Nanny really uh-huh well why did you

tell me all about it in the sewing room

you can all come kids

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I hope you still like me yet

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I

missed you so much

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oh my take it easy kids

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at this kind of stuff huh well to be

honest with your kids Camilla is the

first stuffed baby chicken I ever sewed

back together hush that is a miracle

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looks like we got two miracles in one

day I'll say Kermit why don't you mind

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blah blah blah

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thank you

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so animals are you ready for a nice safe

Timeless Game lyrics

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oh boy

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