06x15 - Babes in Troyland

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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no I just got this icky feeling oh yeah

well you're gonna fill up oh what is

now stick out your arms

you icky sticky are you sure this is

gonna work Gonzo rear goes on oh great

pink tablecloth pink dishes pink cake

pink tea

oh a secret to a great tea party is

getting everything too bad don't you

agree Dolly

we are about to make aviation history

okay

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thank you

I don't know about this

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you know you know I like best about you

darling you're such a good listener

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piece the sound of Robin singing a

gentle breeze in the trees

and the bees buzzing in the flowers

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thank you

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oh I've heard of party crashers

your life

hey that's it ridiculous are you kids

all right Carla was teaching us how to

fly Nanny

but I caught a crash if you ask me

feathers all fell off just like that guy

Jacobus Nanny Mickey h* I think scooter

means Icarus that's it that's why I got

that icky feeling Skeeter scooter and I

watched a videotape about Greek myths

the other night when he couldn't sleep

um yeah karissa's Dad was named

dreadlocks and he was this big adventure

see that's deadlift scooter

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and then King Nino's put him and his son

Icarus in prison but deadliest figured

out a way for them to escape by making

wings from rocks and real feathers

uh-huh

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one thousand feet

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not to go too close to the sun because

his wings would melt

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oh now they k*ll me

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maybe I should meet the Federalist guy

Manny does he live around here

oh God though devil this is a character

in a myth a myth a very old story Kermit

some of the most famous myths are from

ancient Greece well and tell us some

more Miss Nanny yeah

sorry kids

too much to do

to still have that tape scooter and I

watch

did you watch this for a while

I'll check in on you later okay

hello my name is pan

hey Scooter this guy kind of looks like

you you think so and I'm going to be

your guide through the world of Greek

myths and starting with the story of

Pandora's Box oh I know this one a guy

named Preposterous

protagonist and no Prometheus that's it

had an argument with the gods it's a

Gods uh-huh they're these big guys and

ladies that hung out on Mount Olympus

and made a lot of trouble for everybody

thank you

scooter pan are you

okay yeah just having a little trouble

getting used to these gold legs that's

all

well these bad dresses are no picnic

either you know

now where was I oh yeah so Prometheus

stole fire from the gods and brought it

down to earth to keep the humans warm

huh excuse me this is a kid show we

can't have a fire and then this is the

story of Prometheus the yellow first is

a fireman yeah that's it

that's a lot better uh so anyway the

gods decided to send Prometheus away

the most beautiful intelligent lovely

wonderful witty Pretty Woman around

her boy

actually I think that's Pandora

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hi

you want to get married not really I'm

kind of busy this year

right so pick Dora married uh

prometheus's brother fazia is dead

hello Lois oh brother that's me

whoa hey

sorry

that's the way it is piggy honest

Pandora was supposed to marry Prometheus

but she married his brother Epimetheus

instead see

that's what I said

but the gods gave them a beautiful box

as a wedding present

well um actually you're not allowed to

open it

it's full of bad stuff you're just

saying that listen big Dora if scooter

pan says you're not supposed to open it

and you're not supposed to open it

that's if

foreign

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do you hear me

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um

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foreign

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Pandora's Box contained all the disease

and problems in the world in the gift of

Hope yeah yeah go well I hear

which one did let's see this is the

Minotaur half man half full one of the

most monstrous beasts ever to walk the

earth

he belonged to King Minos who kept him

hidden in a complicated maze flourish I

better be hard to find the Minotaur in

that place

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I had to ask

the camera masks

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are you sure you want to do this Gonzo

hey I'm clearing my blood and I'm here

to give it to him speaking of weird you

know you don't have bad yourself thanks

according to my book this Minotaur guy

can be very cranky cranky

please

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that's Medusa she's got laser eyes one

look will turn you to Stone

you know you and

you and could come in very handy why

don't you come with us I was afraid

you'd say that

oh oh

maybe we ought to just ask somebody good

idea

can I help you well mom well

ah hi there

haven't seen them sorry oh well then can

I take your picture

well

oh

boy that's right wow

monsters

everybody hit the door do we have to yep

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oh no I ain't seen him uh I'll keep an

eye out for you though huh

sorry can't help you

I want to say that

excuse me but did you know where I might

find the Minotaur

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oh yeah

you're so great

this must be where all Snakehead lives

don't knock look what she did to the

pizza man she'll turn

a stone ah

come on

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oh boy

my Maya you won't make calmer you please

no

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whoa I love what you've done with your

hairs

wow she turned herself to Stone

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oh I think it's the Minotaur uh I think

it's time to go home now see ya see ya

'll I get this picture

huh I don't know Gonzo he looks a little

grouchy to me probably missed his mask

don't worry about a thing hit it fellas

come on Susan

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come on

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this lonely night my eye catches someone

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oh no

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thank you

no thank you

roadblocks

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what are you two doing ah the Minotaur

oh I see

oh

I'm scared of monsters are there any

myths about beautiful princesses well as

a matter of fact piggy there is a story

of Helen of Troy it begins with a

contest between three goddesses like a

beauty contest daddy well kind of like a

beauty contest the first goddess was

Hera the queen of the gods you don't say

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the second goddess was Athena the

goddess of wisdom and the third goddess

was Aphrodite the Goddess of love oh no

I'm not gonna play a girl's part again I

want to be the host

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perfect

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why

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we're competing with a chicken

this is ridiculous so there you have our

contestants folks who will be the

fairest goddess on Olympus I can see

that our judge is having trouble making

up his mind

oh brother wait wait I think we have a

decision

yes and the winner is come on baby

okay

but I'm afraid that's the way it did

happen piggy dear Prince Parish chose

Aphrodite not hair or Athena oh I'd

better get those things out of the dryer

before they wrinkle I'll be right back

yes

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thank you

so finally the Greeks built a giant

wooden horse filled it with soldiers and

the Curious Trojans brought the horse

inside

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okay

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special delivery for Gonzo of Troy could

be a trick

this is incredible

here on here

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um need some help

happy this thing weighs a ton I'll get

him for that

you guys want to stay awhile inside go

fishing

whoa no but I do oh you think we better

be going now bye

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I just call him like I see them nothing

personal you know oh yes

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well you skipped the part about Helen of

Troy the most beautiful woman piggy in

the world I did she had all these

handsome princes fighting over her why

didn't you mention this before

I tried but you wouldn't listen to me

wow sounds like a part that was meant

for you to play piggy you can say that

I think I'm gonna be sick

kid kids where are you we're right here

Daddy

now where was I I believe you were just

getting to the one about piggy of Troy I

was okay Helen of Troy was the most

beautiful woman in all the world

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oh I'm gonna take a nap

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that bodacious bad cat is bizarre pledge

are coming up next that's right Garfield

and Friends so stay tuned to Kid TV

dudes

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thank you

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