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07x01 - Muppet Babies: The Next Generation

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

07x01 - Muppet Babies: The Next Generation

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Barbie babies

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thank you

prepare to make the rebel versus Empire

scum

that's gonzola fellow earthlings

all right let's get out of here Gonzo I

who

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a

yeah foreign

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whoa

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gee I don't see any dogs all I see are

those two big trees

oh

wow

look at the plan what happened

hi nanny well no matter today's bad day

for you anyway Rolf

it is

uh-huh

what's wrong well I don't know we were

kind of working a movie near me and I

think Ross wants to see how it ends yeah

well okay but right after the movie Into

the tub okay

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yeah okay

ah this corny movie isn't how the

future's gonna be

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it's curious

musical aliens

oh

don't be ridiculous Gonzo the future

will be just like just like just more

unfutureally like that TV show

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thank you

read those messages

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hey this isn't right stop the music

I'm supposed to be the brother Bean

didn't you hear the singers

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see but Skeeter said Skeeter that's

right scooter being a much better driver

than you so he gets to be the brother

but that's not fair one little accident

sorry

Heaven

they say bean bag yes we did

they're dead

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I hate when this happens

again

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that's better here kermy take out the

trash oh this

yep okay

done and don't forget to walk the dog

sorry

a rock a rock where can you say I don't

know he's your dog let's go let's go

okay

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thank you

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what

this is Rush rating Express

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charades

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copy the tuba

foreign

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would you mind calling this piece of

space junk out of my room

bye bye

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Hey where's rolfo

here boy

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hey look a note real rambly right I

don't want to rake a wrath or I'm

running away Ralph ralpho huh what does

it mean

thank you

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[Applause]

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okay

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we're missing skill would you

thank you

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what are you doing animal me dog catcher

real wild thing

um

he just disappeared

I see well his back can wait but not too

long

oh

I better get that

gosh I wonder where he went

wow

don't you gone

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wow look at all that neat stuff hanging

over our heads

I think we crashed upside down we did

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what

a mess

oh no the walls are moving

huh

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[Applause]

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gee thanks ruffle

huh what remember Ryan come on let's get

out of here

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remember kids never put

no cushion in your flight simulator

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hello anybody Here skater 3PO huh

you even squeak cute Archer Bean tubes

thanks

need a second Skeeter you can't be Bean

boys based in and r2beam 2 says who

look out

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oh boy

[Applause]

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greetings from

waka waka from Fast Walker

oh whoa whoa whoa

what did he say uh we were kind of

hoping you could tell us boy I don't

think anybody could understand that dog

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except

who

set the plate was one in the swamp Yogi

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who is Yodi anyway don't ask me I'm just

a bunny in this scene

right

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rubber chicken

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yep oh rather right Roadie I'm ruffle

red I read a railroad I will never make

a wrap ready class

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can you understand what he's saying yody

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oh well

well yody says ruffle has to take a bath

that's great that's right well I could

have told you that

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since the day we got it

okay everyone time

hey where'd he go

where is he

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all right

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oh my God

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incoming be me clear the deck

all right

beg your pardon

no not your brother I'm your grandson

Lieutenant wolf of the Starship booby

prize what

and the first thing we've got to do is

get rid of this stupid collar

oh wow thanks man this week has been a

real bummer

I know I've been watching you see you

see you were in trouble back there in

the past so I beamed you up into the

future with me Grandpa radical but I

thought roleful the dog was the future

negative that was the cartoon future

this is the future future cool

well only because people like you took

such good care of the past what do you

mean

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wow

tomorrow

depends on today

keep it safe so kids can play a little

help goes a long long way the future is

counting on you I get it no more smoke

from big machines with a little care the

air will be clean plant some trees make

tomorrow green the future is counting on

you

we're calling out across the centuries

remember please the water you drink the

food you eat came from the earth

underneath your feet

treated kindly I repeat the future is

counting on you

that goes for all the animals too the

future is counting on you

so Wolfie if this is the Starship booby

prize where's Captain Kirkman and Mr

weirdo oh those guys are from the last

generation Granddad this is the next

Generation but I can beam anybody up

from any time or any place with this

transporter what

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oh boy I've hit a long distance but this

is ridiculous Captain Kirkman look out

behind you huh

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oh

Joy buzzer

stay right there

first officer

we're gone ship's second prize at your

command sir write Starship wrong

Generation Mr weirdo what

I I think we're in the wrong movie Mr

weirdo huh wait a sec

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oh you're right

this is theater number five humble

Vision theater number six

come on let's go to the snack bar

whatever you say g*n or whoever you are

it's time exactly

we'll bring you back something huh

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oh no the transporter's shorting out

no what are you huh

why are you

yeah

now what

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are you sure this isn't the Twilight

Zone

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shut up

I hate this song

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well hello there

and who are you

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I will see you princess

has anyone seen a princess around here

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um not really I like chocolate donuts

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yes it is

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you know A Moment Like This could affect

some bunnies permanently

foreign

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well if you can't beat them

you've got to see me froggy one Kenobi

pretty unbelievable huh

I say

herbs

thank you

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my goodness this place is quite a mess

isn't it well

um I'll tell you what kids you clean up

the nursery while I clean up Ralph in

the bathtub

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bye you guys banana I'm not really rough

really ah I'm his grandson woof I come

from the future is that so yeah and we

don't even have dirt in the future Nanny

honest you don't hey

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foreign

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nothing like a little space walk in the

future watching foreign