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07x03 - Sing a Song of Superheroes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

07x03 - Sing a Song of Superheroes

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[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

do you see there mistress

no no

ah

all right Captain Kermit and a scurvy

lot of lads and lashes they'd be good

sheesh

a

call me

call me again you miserable land lovers

land lovers what are you talking about

Ganzo I was stuff you know

how

you have a cannonball

[Music]

s

it looks boss

Captain Kermit truck hoe

I believe the expression is land h*

semen fazi what

you know sometimes being Captain isn't

always cracked up to be

see

gosh a delivery truck

and that must be the delivery man come

on let's go see

it's my inflatable comedian

s

they're my frog record

I'm afraid you're all wrong kids this

package is for me

yes

uh-huh it's a videotape I sent for

Roblox only for onions nope

the greatest moments in the history of

Opera

boring

kids

Opera Heroes with the great superheroes

of their day

superheroes really gosh

I think you dropped the directions to

Europa what

oh my

the water in our neighborhood's been

shut off till I fix the water main

well it means that I can't do laundry or

the dishes or anything else that needs

water

and I'll have time to look at my new

Opera tape wanna join me

[Music]

we got a lot of praying to do in the

nursery

okay I'll be in the TV room

[Music]

the water's off weird

I'll say

welcome to the wide world of water

sports I'm scooter in today's first

report comes from Niagara Falls where

daring svenwoman and my twin sister

skater is about to go over the falls in

a metal Barrel

[Music]

he's real brainy she's athletic

we're so different

feels pathetic

she just dance and I a sister

he's my brother only tell me she's my

sister

oh there's not much stuff about us

that's the same I just want to run gotta

be the best me wanna think gonna have a

brain I'm trying to start by Carter

voter please gotta make a plan to wanna

make a mess gotta wear a suit

gonna make it

sorry

well here goes nothing

oh

[Applause]

what happened it looks like the water

stop says well that's dumb

that'd be my best friend ever

[Music]

we are pirates we sail the Seas nine dot

Captain they do what I please always

working we're on the job looking for a

treasure ship to rhyme we work all day

to build that gym if lunch is messy you

can wear a bib resale all night and swab

that deck and use our flashlight to

avoid

it a wreck we don't like wrecks

rushing them to The Yardbirds mate

Grizzle the landlords men wow

oh boy

gee maybe the ocean forgot to pay its

water bill

sheesh

I heard of hard water before but this is

ridiculous oh

yeah

it's just like saw the ground shoving

this boat around look it's your make

some rocket I can see

[Applause]

no you

[Music]

okay so I don't

[Applause]

know

yeah I know just how you feel

oh yippie Skippy water

Hey where's the one with the water oh

yeah the water's not just stop it's gone

huh

[Music]

that was close you turned me

oh no

[Music]

oh great

[Music]

oh how what made it go away

can't do the dishes and there's no

fishes

well they live in the water too

we go

what huh we do how

to work we'll split up see

[Music]

it's so hot I can't think I could sure

use a drink

huh what you're kidding

even the lizards look hot and my mouth

tastes like socks

oh I know that

it's gone on much too long make the

orchestra stop take a break

[Music]

there's water water

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

hey Skeeter I think

that's a mirage

gee what's a mirage scooter something

you think you see in the heat but it

isn't really there fuzzy oh boy can I do

one huh

look a dump truck full of dinosaurs

eating zucchini what

ridiculous

a dump truck full of dinosaurs

zucchini right

now

maybe it's a herd of cap dancing water

buffaloes

or who is it

[Music]

and one thing more more because my feet

don't reach the floor

gravity

yes that's right day or night

[Music]

[Music]

sideways into the nose of a woman

hey you're not that man

Batman are you nuts

Brothers Wanted 2 million bucks for a

three second film clip

all right I wonder what they pay Bugs

Bunny

so who are you then that boy no charge

well at least the Price Is Right look at

this stupid car

Sid I'll have

your

dust all the water

who stole the water

Papa

okay get out

Gene do you think we'll find the water

here

it sits right

for battle scope that the water is

the street

stupid

yeah

it's right this door

sure hey I'm fat boy remember

[Music]

that's the girl

leave this to me

open

foreign

[Music]

if you ask me

something tells me we're gonna need more

than one superhero now listen everybody

there's some kind of evil to fight

this way

[Music]

I knew that yeah

oh I don't see any water anywhere sis

let's go home maybe we should use our

superpowers do we have to yep scooter

twins

I hate when we do this

come on

thanks

form of red shoes

red shoes white red shoes hello I just

always wanted to say that

oh

again hormone

a spinner

oh no

oh now let's go find that water Scotty

no

yeah wow yes

[Applause]

this is gonna be easier than I thought

you don't say yep watch

[Music]

[Music]

yep you better stay here open that

bubble

bath

[Laughter]

come on

[Music]

bubble

maybe if I

must be here come on

did you see that sis uh-huh come on

let's get inside quick okay

one last button

[Music]

it's him

[Music]

oh come on

[Music]

what are you doing down here I'm the

Rope remember yeah but then who's

holding the End of the Roll

[Music]

s

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

laughs

what's up

gosh

is that you

I'm prone to the starter I've come for

the water you really are give it back

[Music]

yeah

you can run

you can't hide

[Music]

the water

all right Mr Phantom we've got you

surrounded yeah

we want our water back yeah

[Music]

wow he placed the doorbell too

[Music]

man don't believe

water's back on sorry about the trouble

[Applause]

[Music]

right behind the door

[Music]

come on

yes

[Music]

ninjas and scooter twins

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Bravo oh that was beautiful kids and I

thought you didn't like Opera gee I

guess we do now Nanny yeah but not as

much

all right cool wow maybe next week

they'll shut the air off and we can

learn to like brussels sprouts

sheesh

what

[Music]

Hey look huh

[Music]