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07x05 - Kermit Pan

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

07x05 - Kermit Pan

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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huh well excuse you

sorry

forever

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[Applause]

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I hope Nanny brings us something to eat

soon

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now get going

how does she do that

um can you hear me why hello Kermit

guess what

um worse it says here in the newspaper

that Peter Pan Is Coming to Town here

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Guess who's coming

oh

wow

Peter Pan

I knew that would shut him up

it said to in the paper all right

boy if he doesn't want any fruit who is

Peter Pan anyway

oh he's this really neat boy who flies

around in green tights but basketball he

has the cutest little pixie girlfriend

named piggyback

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sounds like a mosquito

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for sure the flying didn't look this

hard in the movie that's because Peter

Pan didn't do the brush

that's because Peter Pan wasn't a frog

Dearest

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let's stop at that house down there

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instructions

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looks like a mosquito

that's piggy bill you better let her in

oh

[Applause]

wow how did she do that pixie dust Sean

piggy Bell

for you for around

oh boy

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very little for you

prank feel anything different well one

time I sat in some lasagna

it's different

brother

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thank you

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wow this flying stuff is noodle okay

come on everybody let's go to Never

Never Land

no thanks we're gonna play Pirates

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boy you really are good at this year

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we'll see about that

huh what about me

oh sorry

damn

oh that's better

think

oh here I come home

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oh hey where is everybody

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I guess they went this way

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not yet Captain Robo hook

will be here trust me

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um

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okay

[Applause]

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swim all day

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[Applause]

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wow signing off the stubborn plow sir

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check the screen Captain the incoming

bogey

yes looking at you kid we're being

attacked

that's the Late Show sir this screen oh

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I'm doing that

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hi there who are you huh Peter Pan here

you haven't seen my sister's flopsy and

mopsy around have you

I am yeah you're not Peter Pan dodo

you're Peter Cottontail oh well then who

are you

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no you got me gum

don't you want to know why they call me

robo hook

nope well I'm gonna show you anyway yeah

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I mean

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me I have a flashlight that's a

screwdriver see

ready sir

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people are here

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looks heavy come on kid give me a break

okay great

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thank you

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huh can I go now

excuse me

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thank you

what it was you're not going anyplace

kid I'm not

Mr spoo the cage please

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uh flopsy

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thank you

well here we are never never land far

out yeah and five down two and that's

Pirate's car right

and Skeeter whatever you do watch out

for captain robohook Oh yeah I remember

him he could never catch me me me

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hello

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wow

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look at him go Stan

's friendly

surprise surprise

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you're not Peter Pan and you're not

talking so what's the big deal

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well how come they call you that

I thought you'd never ask

oh no shall I drop anchor sir oh sure

sure I know little lady witness the

greatest invention of the last trillion

years the robot Magic

foreign

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

thank you

Alex

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huh oh

the answer

there's gotta be an easier way to make a

living

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oh brother

is that you

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thank you

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Peter Pan down here

Muppet Babies over here

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gosh I wonder what happened to Skeeter

and Pokeball

piggy bill yeah her toe look huh

could you go back one

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there I am

Peter panute

for you

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[Applause]

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for these girls

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her glory

gee now what do we do well first of all

we need a plan come on

okay

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now what now we wait for Peter Pan to

give himself up that's what incoming

bulky Captain starboard skow oh

good idea

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I believe that your robomatic attachment

of the month sir

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use me girls

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excuse me

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foreign

check yeah

it won't be long now

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we'll see about that

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hi there handsome yeah

some Sailors wait a whole lifetime For a

Moment Like This sea

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look

We're Gonna Get You Out

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hey that was neat

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do you think you can make a birdhouse

no problem

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foreign

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wait a second

come on party let's go good job

good job thanks

bye bye

what's going on

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now what

so yes

because I have Peter Cottontail

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oh look

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see your Moxie neither this is my new

brother topsy-turvy

Showtime on some binoculars

come on

me

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look at him go

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is everything all right in here yes

well okay

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[Applause]

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thank you

I lost him I knew this thing would come

and hear me someday