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07x08 - In Search of the Bronzed Beetle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

07x08 - In Search of the Bronzed Beetle

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

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oh yeah that's what you think

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oh so you want to play sneaky huh Kermie

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Pikachu

Piggy

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what's that

not sure

what that thing where it come from

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oh

sure big

snow honey wonder what he tastes like

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what

look funny pictures

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thank you

why hello Kermit

I see you kids found Uncle Stadler and

waldorf's old steamer trunk yeah Revere

uh what is a streamer clunk anyway Nanny

that steamer drunk Bean kind of like a

big suitcase people used to take them on

long trips to keep all their stuff in

nice what are all these pictures Nanny

oh these are travel stickers they show

pictures of exotic places and things

people used to stick one on for each

place they visited like Bora Bora

Shanghai Tonga

Craig

I wonder how long it takes to get to

Tonga yeah

well years ago when they were traveling

they put my address on everything in

case it got lost years ago gosh this

whole thing must have been lost forever

or longer I'm gonna go call your uncle

you kids Check It Out

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Boy these guys went everywhere

what's up

whoa

oh Polly want a cr*cker fat no 50 years

and all I ever hear is

in and I don't want a cr*cker I want a

piece of gum

brother a bird with an attitude oh wow

this mountain has a cave oh fuzzy that's

not a king there's a hole in the trunk

really well you better not tell him that

huh

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say this trunk is locked isn't it fuzzy

I think so

oh

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I hate when this happens don't you

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something tells me I'm gonna need a

bigger whip

foreign

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did you talk to Uncle Statler uh-huh he

and Uncle Waldorf said they lost this

trunk 40 years ago in the Far East

they'll be over in a little while to

have a look what's inside Nanny costumes

sheet music and lots of old souvenirs

from all over

wow now you can't stand back will I push

it out of the way

oh

this thing is

here

how are we doing skater wow

we are looking very good

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oh yes very very good

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oh my goodness suddenly we are looking

not so good

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as a matter of fact we are looking very

bad

oh kids watch out forever

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thank you animal

welcome Mommy

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well I guess the nursery's as good a

place for this thing as any

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fear that's better I'll be back in a few

minutes kids

bye bye

why don't we look inside cause it's

locked silly remember not anymore huh

let me see

open it all right take it easy everybody

we're not sure what's in there it could

be something bad or scary or neat weird

for me tasty cute

hello

oh boy

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now let's see if you're wondering

at the same time

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come here look animal I saw something

very weird inside this hole and now it's

gone see

oh

come on if we find out where it was

maybe we can find out where it went

okay

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you're here animals

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did you see it it was

it was a huge

guys lots of legs weird well whatever it

was it isn't here anymore I was afraid

of that was it one of these huh

waka waka yeah

far is he coming out

actually I think it was a great big one

of these

weren't you scared scooter they're kind

of interesting yeah they're

ugly look at them oh

gosh there's a hole in the side of the

Box oh

if there's a double Hole In The Box

kermy as long as there isn't a bug

missing

you see me

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well don't you stand here kermy go find

it

all right

come on scooter huh why me cause you're

the bird expert silly oh yeah but I'm

only good with ones that don't move

okay okay I'm going

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come on Doctor scooter we've got a giant

bug to find

gee what a weird looking car

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at least we're not flying contacts

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wow

you

forever

really can anybody play what do you mean

I mean

my first can I be your hero forever

and all of that implies

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as soon as I find my way out of here

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nice to see you again

yeah you probably need my help

together

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stupid bushes

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sick

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bro we're on our way now

we've been searching for once the Wizard

game we're at least a couple of minutes

anyhow still no saying that missing back

but we were sure collecting a lot of

stickers

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thank you

what I need

well

well what's the good news there's only

one place left that bug can be great

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we don't have enough gas to get there

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my Xbox

search and let me heal to Jakarta to a

joint called The Casbah

and a mysterious man named Tango Pango

what was it Susan suddenly I noticed

that things didn't look quite right in

the Casbah it was a little too bright

too cheery

too much like a circus

wanted to make a change

that's better

hey who turned out the lights

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brother

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did you run ketchup for those fries

mister

no no thanks I wondered if this could be

my man

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Gesundheit huh well I decided

inside another try okay

well I think you better stick to the

stuff on the menu mister

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what's she been having it's me

is it right in here or what

yeah

obviously not my man

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yes she was the pig of my dreams hello

on the piano did you say on the piano

yep oh brother

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oh sure

you think a bunny could be this cute and

play the piano did you

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ah okay

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thanks no problem

listen do you suppose near the piano

would be acceptable yeah we could do

that

thanks

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passion for a distant show no way pack

my bags I'm ready to go down

in Mandalay

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Romance

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shopping center

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we won't be vacationing together

whatever

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why don't you come up and have a glass

of milk with me sometimes

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what's so

aring very soon

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hello there

well maybe not that soon

a big help she's been who is that it's

me

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where'd she go who

she disappeared

you guys sound like a owl

no who

come on we gotta find her who

I can do a chicken

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County

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I see you got our trunk uh open

remember when we lost this thing no but

if you have a few bars

well looks like everything's here well

almost everything yeah except for that

big bug

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huge and Skeeter scooters

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maybe the bug Carter

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told you I could help

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well what do you know and this old bug

Branch for bonjour's birthday here

gee Nanny always gets us a cake how come

you never gave the bug to me because we

lost the trunk remember no but if you

hung a few bars

here happy birthday old codger well heck

the kids here spend so much time looking

for it I think they ought to have it

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here happy birthday Kermit frogs like

bugs don't they well

um

here Gonzo

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you haven't done much in this episode

swill don't even think about it sorry

not me no worries I'm allergic I know

why don't you pretend you're Beetlejuice

and eat the bug that's gross

thank you

thank you

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it's not breathing so hard animal it

hurts me why

come on

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