08x04 - Remote Control Cornballs

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

look deep into my eyes

huh

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meow meow

it's TV time

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come on Kermit let's go

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under my power guess again

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I love these guys too stupid huh

need a burrito 10 minutes to left off

and all systems are

it's the Sadie Hawkins show

s

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um no huh but this is welcome to hook

line and sinker

yeah today the secrets of swamp fishing

no way

you know Vern speaking of learning

there's one thing I learned oh man

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my vampire queen now that's

Entertainment

poor boy

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I have the solution to this problem

oh

presenting my latest invention fellow

preschoolers the macro tektronic

television transductor enabling all of

you to watch their favorite shows at the

same time

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oh no this device is just a controller

Beaker has the transductor

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well I see you found everyone okay huh

Bunsen

who's this Mrs Nanny and here we won't

be needing your remote control anymore

really

well okay have fun

okay everyone give me your channel

numbers

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activate the transductor

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neat what's his favorite show

hmm

it's working

hey my show in today's story Sadie traps

little curly and drags into the big barn

dance

it is a little curly

I sure hope not

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well

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well

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okay now scooter the first rule of good

fishing is you gotta find a spot that's

peaceful and quiet I see

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what

huh how did she get here

rule number two a good fisherman never

willingly goes to a dance with a pig huh

come on

hey what kind of fish do you catch if

you use bubble gum for bait

no I don't know fuzzy what kind

a blowfish get it bubble gum Blowfish

this isn't correct father doesn't belong

in the fishing program what was your

first clue

Cyrus tournament listen to the

experiencing some technical difficulties

yeah

hmm

but try it now Peter

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oh that's a lot better hey

hey

Lori wow

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oh there

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there no it is

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give me that stupid controller

I believe it's time to depress the

button

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foreign

it's very puzzling the machine seems to

be mixing up the programs having trouble

finding peace and quiet Kern is that

what's bugging you well then no I mean

yes

um

here

now that's peace and quiet hey kerm well

I um nothing gets in nothing gets out

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six five

four three

two one

I believe I've almost got this problem

completely figured out Kermit she

Esh brother

Muppet Babies will return after these

any luck Bunsen now Sister connect the

red to the right proceed

perfect

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business

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huh well isn't this special

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Alex

oh boy

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I said

I said with me to introduce myself

no thanks

what a creepy place my name is

not even if it would save the Dolphins

she wants to play hard to get we

vampires love that

accrediting

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no 109. once you find that special spot

nature hook and plank it into the water

yeah then what then you just wait huh

gosh not very long what do you think we

caught her

Mania can't finish drinking for a

crowded

or a rubber chicken what kind of bait

are we using I need a stone

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we found a school of fish I'll say a

Nursery School uh you right here

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animal what are you doing me swamp

monster look funny fish want to try

again no animal fisherman don't want to

catch toys they're not no they want to

catch things that live in the Swarm

swamp monster living

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language snagged

things out of picked up now oh boy yeah

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foreign

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I said you guys want to hear a joke oh

you're kidding right listen what do you

get when you cross a mud hen with a

Vampire I don't know what ring around

the collar get it vampire neck mud

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wow

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now you come on out you cute little

monster oh

that's me

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do something

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all right

I spoke too soon

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[Applause]

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you have a bad dream but you're really

awake

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into each life so Rain Must Fall

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sure

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piggy it isn't operational yet it's

close enough

something bugging you Pearl not even

I didn't even pull it I'll get you for

this function I come in peace

hey this isn't the moon no kidding

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in a situation like this

and what

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I'm supposed

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can you not read this

list you know what you need bro a p*stol

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s

um

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ah wait a second

what

yeah Mom what are you doing here

I know the feeling let's just find a cab

okay okay

is that what's bugging you Pearl

you I love that

have you tried the door

no

where did that come from Sears right

there you go then

honestly because allowing piggy May to

depart with her invention were a very

unscientific of you

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I wonder what he is

I believe I hear her approaching

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my goodness that was close

there's piggy May and here's the

controller sensor Piggy

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look okay

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me and my big mouth

is this was bucking you

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the ball isn't it

rocket

oh she is wrecked didn't do much with my

house either twitch may I offer a

suggestion now

thorough no problem

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you can be sure that nothing and I mean

nothing will disturb you right huh

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thank you

isn't he cute

gee he looks just like my brother that

is your brother Shelly

Kurt is the other one

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thought I was kidding about the taxi

didn't you it's perfect

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huh

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Chase count

what do you think you're doing

the vampire dance of love my little

hey who are you

the Flight of the Moon I hope he you fly

too

oh my kind of woman

this card has just been filled

so why you fly huh yeah

I'll get over it

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the dance with me well

um because I don't know how to dance

piggy may I only know how to fish

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okay I'll go then

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hey what do you get when you cross a

vampire with a jar of peanut butter I'm

clueless a bat that sticks to the roof

of your mouth

get it vampire bat waka waka

how you doing Pearl

could you excuse me

I'm sure I believe I've got this figured

out now everyone

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is staying with good for something

kids

Bunsen came and told me he was having a

lot of trouble with his remote control

so I gave him our real one

you did uh-huh have fun now hello

everyone

hmm ready

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be sure to tune in next week when Sadie

teaches little curly how to make a party

dress

don't worry

hello this is Garfield don't you just

hate it when someone talks over the

music at the end of the show yeah they

wanted me to plug my friend Grimmy who

shows on next and remind you that I'm on

later but hey I have way too much

respect for you to do that

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just one more adjustments

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