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08x05 - Nice to Have Gnome You

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

08x05 - Nice to Have Gnome You

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baby baby

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I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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there must be a million books in here

yeah or 12 at least

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yes may I help you uh well I'd like to

look at that book about caterpillars oh

supposed to help me find it Sis like the

real Library lady come on

oh okay I think it's in the bug section

over there by the ant farm

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thanks

thank you

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Papa very funny animals

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um I can't seem to find my Alice in

Wonderland book really well why don't

you try the old-fashioned section way

back in the corner oh

thanks and you better hurry library

closes real soon but Nanny gets here

I want land of the Gnomes it happens

it's my favorite you these are weird

yeah I know that's what I like weird

who's weird I think I'm kind of weird

shut up shut up sorry there you go it's

due back in a week oh you hear that

Villas another whole week yay a whole

week uh what is a week anyway be quiet

sorry gosh this public library is huge

I feel as Tiny as a mouse in here

my imaginations run wild around books

but this is ridiculous

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oh boy

wanna hear one Ralph nah I'm trying

to find Frosty the Snowman okay here

goes

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when it's a playing card get it Jack

playing card waka waka wow

guess this must be the vegetable section

brother

hopeless huh

hmm I wonder what's in here

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oh now my book in time Goblin's probably

took it

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huh

don't hit troll around here all the

gothams know me goblins

yes what's she talking about I think

she's kind of cute shut up okay

what's this about your book well

well he last week but now I could be in

there

what is that public Labyrinth public

what Labyrinth kind of like a maze

Goblin stick books there they do well

how do I get in with this what is it

Labyrinth card

I can't believe he said that can you

very close

don't have much time gosh

I think

hey

welcome quiet over there sorry public

Labyrinth

hello is anybody

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this is ridiculous I'll never find my

book maybe you don't know where to look

scooter

doing I'm a caterpillar I can see that

and secondly I'm helping you Library

close

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scooter my book is due today but this

dumb

pad seem to go anywhere

well things aren't always what they

appear to be piggy I mean do I look like

I could ever become a butterfly

no right use your labyrinth card and the

wall will become a door really uh-huh

like this

yep good luck

wow

oh great now which way do I go

huh boy this is weird

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oh

might have been helpful

oh gee things in this Labyrinth I know

what they've seen

what

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we give up what huh howdy hi what

happened to you guys

win is this a riddle he loves riddles

yeah wanna do a knock knock could you

guys tell me which way to go who pass no

way we don't know anything we could tell

you a lot of jokes though why did that

knock it

knock it there

no what do

give up which one I don't think she

knows it's not fair to ask griddles if

you don't know the answers

oh question that's different in that

case we don't know we only know jokes

and riddles right

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wouldn't go that way yeah nobody goes

that way

so long see ya

think we should have caught her nobody

goes that way either yeah she didn't ask

where am I huh

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so are you you want some cheese

what a mouse here take a look

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that's what I said

what happened I don't want to be a mouse

I think you uh sort of fell into my

imagination sorry

you believe this

yeah I'm sure you don't want some keys

are we anyway

I'm in the library meet her the library

really let's go look for my book okay

hey don't wait for me uh uh there and uh

and uh did you find your book scooter

huh oh yeah see wow a caterpillar come

on

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wouldn't it be neat to really be

caterpillars

except for the birds birds they eat

caterpillars

yucky yucky

eggs

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foreign

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I guess imaginations go kind of crazy

around all these books honestly you

should have seen animals huge listen

we're going

wanna come oh I'd probably get stepped

on what okay see ya

where are you scooter a man or a mouse

very funny sis

I always wanted to say that

hey who are all these people well the

library is open to everybody I guess

this is them

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watch it mister

gee looks like your book really is lost

we're looking for Piggy's bark I know

isn't that clever

well not when you consider the Goblins

eat mice

um you guys going ahead and I think I

hear Nanny Glory hurry now what now

we're gonna find that missing book of

yours come on

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oh not this place again look you want to

find that book

okay okay wait for me

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it's coming from over there

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Let's help him

they always work

out

huh wow

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come on let's get out of here

let me get you down

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oh okay come on

come on

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another

was waiting for you

the government

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you're watching it happen it's like it's

on a big stage the words are jumping

right off the page

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is

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o hey

read this book a hundred times for

nothing I always know right where I'm

going huh you don't say wow

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then where Mr head troll would we be now

craytown

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movie of course well isn't that special

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this is hopeless

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go to my last book well I'm glad

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have you hugged your book today Piggy

boy for a librarian she sure gets around

come on

come on be here somewhere

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huh I did hey what did I tell you touch

could a mouse have done this how do we

get in

now that's the real secret getting here

was tricky but dead men

a different matter entirely

what this way thank you

oh

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well where's my book relax it's right

here

up here

what's that order for here to go

of home I guess I'm gonna have to tell

Nanny I lost my book come on

relax

could it be

I better practice this

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Nanny

um what would happen I mean what would

the library do if someone actually lost

their book

my first one chapter really

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really

miss you

boy these Library people are serious

let's get out of get out of here

I'm in 20 minutes you have a delicious

Bella rough monolith turn of puree

gracious fellas is everything all right

I think so Piggy and animal playing

that's all phew oh I see when you tell

piggy I want to see her okay it's

important

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gets here

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what's going on

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huh what

gosh however do is it and what are we

gonna do maybe we could give them one of

our own books or make them a new one huh

I know I knew I was in Wonderland

yeah we can all draw our favorite parts

I'll get the paper I'll get the cream

I'll leave the door Mouse

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cat caterpillar

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here

okay but Nanny wants to see you piggy no

not me

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foreign

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I see you got the books already I

uh here's Alice in Wonderland Nanny what

why piggy this can't be Alice huh

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here's the caterpillar

whoa kids take it easy what I meant was

I have the Alice book from the library

piggy you left it in my room remember

um I did well then you'll be needing

this demo thing oh no

why I wouldn't part with this Alice book

for the world kids huh

you all made it because you love piggy

yeah and because we did a lot the

library to chop off her head what

kids libraries don't hurt people

but it is a good idea to return the

books you borrow so other people can

read them

three the bookmobile's here let's hide

before all the good books are gone come

on

oh I don't need to hurry piggy it's

gonna take me a long time to get through

my new Alice book

huh boy you must be a slow reader Nanny

our book doesn't even have work Oh Gonzo

hey I'm gonna lose my book next week can

you guys draw fly swatters and rubber

bands

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thank you

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hey hey

star butterby

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