08x07 - Hats!, Hats!, Hats!

[bunniefuu]

thank you

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wish that you were there

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I like Adventure

I love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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babies

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foreign

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Kermie thanks

Siri good job wanna thanks kemosabe

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animal are you okay

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what's in here anyway

sheesh we've been collecting these hats

for years from all over the world that's

right we've got hats from Borneo Bahamas

Timbuktu Tierra del Fuego and Toledo

why each and every one of these hats has

a story in it that would curl your hair

of course we don't have much hair

anymore and we can't remember half the

stories but you kids will discover them

as soon as you try them on really

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Gene that's a funny hat fuzzy you mean

it'll make me funny don't be serious

you're made me feel and act different

really hey that reminds me of a joke

what did King Kong say to the beautiful

lady huh

oh

boy

that's called a bowler

now huh

hey

guys

oh lucky

oh gosh I wonder what stories inside

this neat old hat star

days I kind of wish animal would just

disappear hmm

well I see you found the Magic Hat

Kermit

huh

yeah that hat belonged to the world's

greatest magician Houdini

Deanie yeah not Houdini Houdini

Subway no Houdini the power in that hat

made him a star did you say star yep but

it can do some pretty weird things too

did somebody say weird sure did why one

time I saw that magic hat turn an

elephant into a giant oatmeal cookie

is weird

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Curtis me hungry we're ready

yes sir that's one powerful hat oh let

me see it leave it alone

I told him it was powerful think we

caused enough trouble here today

absolutely Nanny would be proud let's go

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huh

who's under there

silly maybe he turned into a cookie

ah he's gone

animal

that hat really is powerful this is

ridiculous

gosh I wished he would disappear and he

did it's all my fault we gotta find him

I'll help you Amigo huh

out of the door

I'm a hero known as

oh

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that doesn't look right either what's

wrong oh well I'm supposed to be Zorro

but I can't make a very good Z see it

looks kind of like a two or a snake no

huh that's a question mark no way it's a

piece of macaroon

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sounds like Zorro forgot to finish first

grade

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animal

um

I don't know animal no no no no these

things must be done properly

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wrong animal sheesh

maybe animals in here

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thank you

now this hat is gonna make me a shark

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okay

come on

Graham where do I sign

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Ed what round did I go down in oh quit

fooling around Ganzo without that hair

I'll never get animal back all right

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doing this

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thank you

let's go hurry

come back here with my hat

Muppet Babies will return after these

men

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where are you

come on girl we gotta get out of here

right come on

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are you sure this is the way out

kid

you bother me

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okay what are you looking at

well at least it's not Piggy

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take off the hand with you

okay

oh nice touch Kermit thanks come on

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trying to find a hat that can make me

funny

oh this isn't it huh well um

boy I wonder if I could make me

disappear too

you help people right

Zorro and yes well how would you like to

help me no problema help is my middle

name senorita really how unusual what

you doing scooter

um I'm testing what Uncle Stantler said

about hats making you feel different oh

wanna help oh okay all right take your

average normal kid

loves to take chances

afraid of nothing

but take that same kit and put on a

frilly Bonnet and she changes huh

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relax I'm just proving a point Skeeter

hey what's the

beer okay it's your turn Mr scientists

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so much for your experiment Dr scooter

gee this shirt didn't make me very

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huh

there's gotta be a really funny hat in

here somewhere

I think Kermit was wearing a piggy oh

they

Toro huh Toro but where's that frog

bye now what are we do Kermit well um

maybe I should try the Hat I made him

disappear

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wow oh boy interesting head Kermit look

it's camo the magician huh grandma oh do

please camo let's see some magic do the

rabbit

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I can't do magic

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try the rabbit deal gosh if I can pour

out a rabbit maybe I can pull out an

animal too

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did I say rabbit I meant cabbage try

again Kermit

carrots

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all right

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time to go Kermit

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come on

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hey Gonzo look a rabbit nice timing

caramel oh boy and now animals

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I think it's a dog food commercial

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up

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mother babies

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hey you think you could find me a new

hat

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for the modern hero

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there is a real heroes hack now let's

get back to the important stuff my stuff

right

we see there goes your hat now miss huh

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okay

okay

she's not kiddies

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Jojo If piggy takes that hat I'll never

find the animal

you have a plan no

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no

get out of my way

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hi trade you

you dirty no good scoundrel

hey no fair scooty

oh my God that was weird scooter

laughs

wow

she I guess you lost your hat grenzo oh

that's okay

oh this hat looks great

hush where are we here in dog boom

territory

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I'm the sheriff and I'm looking for a

cow poke named Kerman

I haven't seen him have you oh Me No

Kermit Kermit

never mind whoa

oh howdy you fear in a draft sorry

Kermit but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to

take in

bad boy

think of something oh

okay everybody stand back let's start

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hey what's wrong with this stupid hat

maybe the batteries are dead batteries

ah A Chorus Line

opportunity

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huh come with me

let's go

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you stand there

hmm things aren't looking too good are

they

excuse me

I don't know Ganzo there's something

awfully funny about that hat did you say

funny Ah that's just the Hat I've been

looking for you're not that kind of

funny fuzzy oh boy hey

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hey come back

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picking up Tomatoes I made a cherry pie

I mix it in a Whopper to see if it could

fly

there it is

foreign

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[Applause]

thank you

thank you wow what a great hat it made

me a star me too hey it wasn't the Hat

you guys it was your wishes that did it

it was

yeah

well okay

um

um I really really really wish animal

would come back hello huh animals

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that's right kids sit down and I'll show

you my very best trick it's his only

trick that's why it's the best

Abracadabra and Kalamazoo hi kids I

brought cookies for you

oh boy is Uncle Stanley gonna turn Nanny

into an elephant made out of oatmeal now

what oh fuzzy

and now

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kids if you had a grandfather like gunny

Davis would you let them fix breakfast

for you if gunny lived in your house

would you bring friends home after

school when it comes to Comedy Davis

rules Wednesday on CBS

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foreign

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I wonder if that hat really did make

animal disappeared no

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no

bye bye