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02x19 - Swoozlepox/Balloon Blues

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x19 - Swoozlepox/Balloon Blues

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Swizzle pox

[Music]

let's go here that goes there

that's not right hi Roy what you doing I

was trying to wrap a present for you but

I wrapped myself instead

monster

thanks big guy I love it

you're welcome it's me

and it looks like someone else likes

your wrapping paper

[Music]

we've got a monster to watch

all right today we're watching Simon

swoozle house here we come

[Music]

here we are Simon's house

[Music]

hi assignment hi Roy hey buddy guess

what Grammy's taking me to a movie

tomorrow it's called mommy's the musical

oh mommy's the musical doesn't have

mommies that sing

no Roy

mommy's the musical these are the

mummies they're covered in bandages and

they dance like this

[Music]

the mummy movie sounds great yep

but that mommy musical sounds good too

[Laughter]

[Music]

playing skydiving

[Laughter]

see you when I land bye so long I love

you Grammy so Simon what should we do

first actually I'm so excited for the

movie tomorrow I think I'll just wait

here until it's time to go

is it almost tomorrow

not yet but while we're waiting how

about we have some lunch

okay I was getting hungry anyways

lunchtime

[Music]

I'm so full I could need another bite

well you did have two meatball

sandwiches

okay you convinced me one more bite

Simon are you okay I'm just really itchy

maybe it's because of that spot on your

arm

for that one or that one or that one

uh oh we better call Grammy

[Music]

hi Grammy sorry to interrupt but we

noticed that Simon has some itchy spots

on his body itchy spots

dear but he must have the swooza box the

Swizzle pox the Swizzle books

it's the swoozle Box Simon will be

pretty itchy so we can't go anywhere

until they've gone away well it's a good

thing you're not planning on going

anywhere Simon Roy I am planning on

going somewhere the mummy movie

oh right oh no don't worry Simi the

swoozle parks go away quickly as long as

you don't scratch them oh gotta fly

[Applause]

so all I have to do is not scratch my

Swizzle parks and they'll go away I can

do that of course you can Simon okay

here I go no scratching

[Music]

um Diamond you're scratching

I am scratching my Suicide pox are just

so itchy

but we play a game to keep you from

scratching that's a great idea

let's pretend to be

in okay first let's be birds flying in

the sky squawks

very itchy bird

okay how about a difference animal I

know let's be elephants

[Music]

[Applause]

elephants use their trunks to eat

[Music]

and scratch so it's

it's me I don't think this game is

working we need another way to keep

Simon from scratching his Swizzle pops

I know

[Music]

thank you

how about we put on a puppet show I love

putting on puppet shows

it's your time

actually I was thinking Simon could do

the puppet show me

uh-huh if you have puppets on your hands

then you won't be able to scratch your

Swizzle pox oh yeah good idea

hi everybody where are the shoes of

singers and we're going to sing you a

song hooray I love songs

where is Simon where is Simon here I am

here I am Simon isn't scratching Simon

isn't scratching yes I am yes I am

yeah

I guess the puppets didn't keep my hands

from scratching my Swizzle pox

don't worry Simon we just need to play

something else to keep you from

scratching

keep those hands busy by juggling

[Music]

I'm doing it I'm juggling

Brown

nothing is working I can't stop

scratching my social pox

look at the bright side at least you

haven't gotten any more spots

oh no

never mind no no I'll never get rid of

my social pops and I'll never be able to

see the mummy movie

[Music]

oh monster meltdown

I know you're upset Simon but I've got

something that'll help

it's the glitter jar

here shake it

when the glitter starts to fall like

snow

deep breath nice and slow

watch as it settles all around

and feel your body calming down

[Music]

there are you feeling any better

a little but I still can't stop

scratching my social pox

I guess I won't be able to go to the

mommy movie tomorrow

don't worry Simon we'll figure something

out

now you stay here and I'll be right back

Roy monster huddle

what can we do with me what do we do I

don't know we've tried everything to

keep Simon from scratching his Swizzle

pox but nothing's worth

that mummy movie it looks great all

those mummies singing and dancing

[Music]

that'll help you stop scratching your

Swizzle pox you do what pretending to be

a mummy if we cover you in bandages then

you won't be able to scratch and if we

play mummies well that's just fun

so what do you say I say let's do it

then get ready guys it's play time

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

ready ready

oh

put your arms out like you're in a

trance Come On Everybody Do The Mummy

dance Hey dance to the left dance to the

right and move those arms with all your

money hey shuffle all around on your

mummy feet listen to the sound of the

Mummy feet

[Music]

it's so much fun to be a mummy like me

like me

it's so much fun to be a mommy like me

it's working Simon's not scratching

let's keep dancing

shovel those feet and move that Tommy

turn around and shake your mommy

it's so much fun to be a mummy

[Music]

it's so much fun to be a mommy like me

thanks Esme thanks Roy

pretending to be a mummy was so much fun

and help me stop scratching

oops

hey man your Swizzle pox are gone

oh you're right no more spots that means

I can go to the mummy movie tomorrow

[Music]

Grammy's back

[Music]

hi Grammy guess what my Swizzle pox are

gone

that's wonderful Simi mummy movie Here

We Come

don't you just love monsters

[Music]

balloon blue

[Music]

come and get it

oh that pie looks delicious Roy

thanks that's me it's called banana

surprise

so how is it it's it's good but I think

finger banana surprise is missing

something it is what the bananas

I forgot the bananas

surprise

he's got a monster to watch

we're watching snugs and Tilly and we're

meeting them at the monster Fair all

right monster fact number 362. no

monster can resist affair

especially this monster then what are we

waiting for let's go

[Music]

thank you

to the monster there

I just love the fair so many things to

see somebody smells the smell

is that a meatball on his stick later

big guy right now we need to find snugs

and Tilly

found him oh hi

hello

[Music]

thanks for watching these two while I

work at the ticket stand I've been

practicing

get your ride in game

game

how'd I do you're great I'd buy tickets

from you thanks have fun kiddos we will

see you later

okay what do you want to do first

didn't want to go on balloon ride

[Music]

oh that looks fun come on snug

[Music]

hey little monsters climb aboard

does anyone it goes so High

um how high does this ride go it go up

to the sky the sky that's way up there

okay everybody get ready for a high

flying treat

it's okay

oh snugs it's okay if you don't want to

go on the balloon ride

I do want to go on the balloon ride I'm

just a little scared hey what if I sat

next to you would that help

I think it would

[Music]

I'm not scared anymore

[Music]

your mind still scared

what if I sit next to you snugs

okay

switch

[Music]

ew okay I think I'm better

[Music]

[Music]

okay feeling good feeling really good

[Music]

still scared

well I guess that didn't work

on the balloon ride

right it goes I get scared

maybe you just need to get used to being

up high that's a great idea come on

snugs your monster sitters are here to

help

[Music]

okay let's start with something easy

why don't you try standing on this park

bench

okay

how do you feel fine thanks for asking

Roy I meant snugs oh right

okay snags now why don't you try

climbing up a little bit higher

okay here I go

I did it I'm still not scared

now let's go even higher what go higher

than stairs me climbing my shoulder

snugs

oh boy

[Music]

now it's not ready to go on balloon ride

with Tilly yep

[Music]

welcome back little monsters

[Music]

ready to ride you got this snugs you can

do it I can do it I can definitely do it

all right

do it

[Music]

I'm sorry Tilly I'm still too scared to

go on the balloon ride it's okay snugs

hey chilly why don't you go on the ride

with Roy

come on

and snugs we can try something else for

a while there's lots of fun stuff to do

at the fair I'm like what how about we

play a game

I love games and I love when I love

things

this game looks fun he's throw the bean

bags and try to knock down the cans

you can do that nope

[Music]

nope nope

having fun snugs

nope

[Applause]

but it sounds like they're having fun

snug balloon way was the best ride ever

what do you think snakes wanna give it

another try

oh it's next hand and I'll hold your

other hand

oh never mind

it's okay I'll try it

[Music]

welcome back little monsters again

snug's gonna ride the balloon ride

and I am all right all right oh I can't

do it

it's no use I want to go on the ride but

I'm just too scared

uh oh monster meltdown

oh snugs I know you're feeling scared

but it'll be okay

[Music]

take a deep breath put your hands on

your tummy feel your belly rise and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth

it's not hard at all

feeling better

a little I still want to ride the

balloon ride but I'm just too scared and

I don't like being scared

it's okay Snooks you stay here with

Tilly and I'll be right back

Roy monster huddle

everybody

well we do is May what we do I don't

know sucks wants to go on the balloon

ride but he's too scared if only there

were a balloon right that didn't go up

so high wait a minute wait a monster

minute that's it

snugs how would you like to go on your

own balloon ride my own balloon ride

uh-huh we can make a ride that doesn't

go off as high that way you can ride

without getting scared I am sad idea

then get ready guys it's playtime

laughs

[Music]

ladies and gentle monsters welcome to

Royce Rip Roar and Sky sworn balloon

ride

that looks amazing ready for your

balloon ride snugs ready okay up you go

whoa don't worry snugs I gotcha

wow it looks different up here

foreign

to the sky a ride of my own now I'm not

afraid to fly flooding past the clouds

high above the bear waving two monsters

and gliding through the air in a ride of

my own soaring through the sky a ride of

my own now I'm not afraid to fly

greeting all the birds and reaching New

Heights watching the world be low taking

a new sights oh there's my house

my own I'm soaring through the sky a

ride of my own

my own now another freeze

[Music]

best ride ever

thanks Esme thanks Roy you're welcome no

problem snugs

eating our own balloon ride let's not

have fun without being scared

can Tilly had turn on balloon right what

do you say Roy I say okay but first I

need to do one thing

[Music]

I am

following his d*ck so good

[Music]