Purl (2019)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-'Sup! Gym tonight?
-(CLICKS TONGUE)

(LAUGHTER)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

-DREW: Welcome to B.R.O. Capital.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Uh, yeah. So, you'll be up on the fourth floor with Investments and, uh...

-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-What? The Tigers are up by 20?

Yes! (SIGHS)

Anyway, it's entry level but your resume was by far the strongest.

I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Thanks! I still think it's unbelievable that I'm really here!

Unbeweaveable.

(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, unbelievable.

Ooh! I'm so excited!

I have a really good feeling about this.

(KEYPAD TAPPING)

(CHUCKLING)

-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
-(TEXT MESSAGE WHOOSHES)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(CELL PHONES CHIME)

(DREW WHISTLING)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Good morning!

Hi there!

Did you see they hired a ball of... Yow.

(SIGHS) Morning, gentlemen.

(LAPTOP TURNS ON)

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

(MEN LAUGHING)

(PURL LAUGHING FORCEFULLY)

Good one.

So, why do spiders weave webs?

'Cause they don't know how to crochet.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Is that like a sport or something?

Like, with the needles and... You know?

(LAUGHS, SIGHS)

(GROANS)

TROY: Hey, guys! Staff meeting!

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(GASPS)

TROY: As you can see, we've got a big, fat failure on our hands.

So, Finance wants answers. Ideas?

Uh, excuse me.

(GRUNTS)

(INDISTINCT DISCUSSION)

PURL: (SIGHS) Hmm.

Mmm.

Ooh! Guys! Let's bring Finance in and knit our strategies together.

What? Nah, you're being too soft!

-We gotta be aggressive!
-Yeah! We got to be aggressive!

(INDISTINCT YELLING)

All right, all right! Okay!

Let's put a pin in it.

Who's down for two-for-one wings at Swifty's?

MAN: Oh, yeah!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey, we got everybody?

Yeah. That's everybody.

All right, first round's on Gronkowski!

-(MEN CACKLING)
-(ELEVATOR CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-GRONKOWSKI: What the...
-Gronkowski.

Purl.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

-Did she always sit there?
-I didn't even recognize her.

So then he says, "I know this suit is expensive, baby, "but at my apartment, it's 100% off!"

(ALL LAUGH)

Whoa! She tells better jokes than you do!

TROY: Hey, guys! Staff meeting.

TROY: Well, these results speak for themselves.

But Finance is still asking for...

I say we go for it, and if Finance doesn't like it, they can kiss our a*s!

(ALL AGREEING AND CHEERING)

PURL: Whoo, whoo, whoo.

Well, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Let's go! Happy hour at Swifty's!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Is that everybody?

Hold up. Not everybody.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-You're gonna love this place, Purl.
-Purl, you're gonna eat so many wings!

-Purl, I love your new look!
-Purl, come over here.

Purl...

(CROWD CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(VOMITS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Oh, thank goodness you're still here.

I had such a time trying to find this place.

(SIGHS) I missed my stop and then I didn't know what floor we were on 'cause...

Excuse me, sir.

'Cause Kyle from HR went home early.

So I went door to door up each flight.

(SCOFFS) Leave the knitting at your nana's house.

-(MEN LAUGHING)
-LACY: What I mean to say is that I can't wait to be part of the team.

Guys?

(LACY SIGHS)

(GRUNTS)

Hey, where you goin'?

Hi. I'm Purl.

I'm Lacy.

-Oh, I'm so glad it's over.
-What are they doing?

-LACY: (CHUCKLES) It was such a fright.
-(PURL CHUCKLES)

Hey, guys. This is Lacy.

Mm... Heh.

-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-PURL: Welcome to B.R.O. Capital.

You'll be up on the fourth floor with Investments.

Thanks! It's still kind of unbelievable that I'm here!

I would say it's unbeweavable.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(INDISTINCT DISCUSSION)

Wow. I have a really good feeling about this.

Well, come on, let me show you around.

Tell us all about yourself!

We do love a good yarn!

Hey, Purl!

You guys coming to Swifty's tonight?

Is a wool sweater scratchy?

-(ALL LAUGH)
-MAN: Yeah, nice one!

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)