Nona (2021)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

-(CLICKING TONGUE)
-(BARKS)

Oh.

-(BARKS)
-Hmm?

-(GRUNTS)
-(BABY WHIMPERS)

-(CHUCKLES) Ah.
-(BABY GROWLS SOFTLY)

(WATER GUSHING)

-(BEEPING)
-(MICROWAVE WHIRRING)

(MICROWAVE BEEPS)

(BOTTLES CLINK)

(BOTTLES CLINK)

ANNOUNCER ON TV: Let's go! The event of the year!

Saturday Smash Down!

This year's line-up is all grudge matches with a main event you'll never see again for the rest of your life!

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

(CROWD CHEERING)

ANNOUNCER: Get ready to get smashed in the face!

Yeah!

(CROWD CHEERING, WHISTLING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Two warriors, one belt.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

ANNOUNCER: Here we go!

-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

-(BARKS)
-Hmm?

(GROANS)

-(GIRL GRUNTS)
-Huh?

Hi! (CHUCKLES)

-Oh.
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

-(SIGHS)
-(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLES, GROANS)

-(GROWLING)
-(RENEE LAUGHING)

-(SIGHS)
-(TV CLICKS)

-(CARTOON MUSIC PLAYING)
-Huh?

No!

ANNOUNCER: ...warriors ready to battle for your pleasure.

The first match is about to begin and Big Money has no love for Small Change ever since, you know, he stole his wife!

Small Change is laughing like he don't care.

-(BELL DINGS)
-ANNOUNCER: Ah.

(GRUNTS)

-ANNOUNCER: Oh!
-Ooh!

Big Money's about give a pound to Small Change!

Oh, no! Wait! What just happened?

What a reversal!

We didn't see that coming, and neither did Big Money! Oh, man!

(CHUCKLES)

-(GRUNTS)
-(BARKS)

-(LAUGHING)
-ANNOUNCER: Let's go!

Electricute is skipping Leg Day and looking to prove a point.

-No one loves Leg Day more than Leg Day!
-Ah.

-(BELL DINGS)
-Ooh.

-(ELECTRICUTE YELLS)
-(CROWD GASPS)

ANNOUNCER: It’s Electricute with a windmill kick!

-(CROWD GASPS)
-Ooh.

-Huh?
-(LAUGHING)

ANNOUNCER: Wow! Look at them go!

-(BELL DINGS)
-(GASPS)

ANNOUNCER: Did you see that?

-Electricute came out of nowhere!
-(SIGHS)

-(GRUNTS)
-(BABY GROWLS SOFTLY)

We just witnessed a new finishing move, and you saw it here first, folks!

Wow! We have our main event that promises to bring down the house!

(CHUCKLES)

(GROANS)

ANNOUNCER: This is it! This is it!

-The brooding challenger Jaz-Mean...
-(CHEERING)

-...versus the colorful champ, Miss-Terry.
-(MISS-TERRY WHOOPING)

-(BELL DINGS)
-Clang-clang! And away they go!

-(JAZ-MEAN YELLING)
-(CROWD GASPING)

Incredible move.

-And there’s no love lost here, folks.
-(CHUCKLES, MEOWS)

Jaz-Mean throws the champion to the ropes, and she’s unrelenting with her attacks on her!

Nice attempt!

-Miss-Terry looks like she's had enough...
-(SIGHS)

...and she pulls the Spin Slam, and Jaz-Mean is stunned!

-Somebody tell her what day it is!
-(CHEERS)

Miss-Terry on the top rope and she's about -to put an end to this match.

-RENEE: Whoo!
-At me! (CHUCKLES)

-(GASPS)

ANNOUNCER: Oh, no! It’s the bone breaker.

(THUDS)

(GASPS)

(SIGHS) Oh.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Oh.

(GASPS)

(SOBBING)

RENEE: Hey!

Meh.

Mmm. (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

ANNOUNCER: Hello, and welcome to the main event!

In the blue corner, Nona the Hammer.

And in the red corner, the challenger, Kitty Stickers.

(MEOWS)

(BARKING)

-(SHRIEKS)
-(BELL DINGS)

Huh? (GRUNTS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

NONA: (GRUNTS) Huh?

(GIGGLES)

(NONA GASPS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS)

-Whoo-hoo!
-(GASPS)

(GIGGLES)

Whoo!

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

-(GRUNTS)
-(GIGGLES)

Yay! (GIGGLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Oh!

-Ha-ha!
-(LAUGHING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(KITTENS MEOWING)

-(RENEE SNORING)
-(SIGHS)

Ah.

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)