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01x06 - Humf Is A Furry Thing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x06 - Humf Is A Furry Thing

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you aand new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

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H everybody

hon Uncle har too my mom mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

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yay everybody

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hump hump is a fury

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thing hump is a furry thing

moo

moo his mama dad are furry things

too cluck cluck cluck but there are lots

of other things to be CL clock mom why

am I a furry thing well because I'm your

mom and I'm a furry thing and I'm your

dad and I'm a furry thing too but why

can't I be something

else like a chicken cl cl cl

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dad took hump to the

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park hump

hump hello

hump hello

Loney hump's friend Lon is a feathery

thing want to see what I can do

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watch wait

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wait look see how high I can fly now I

wish I could fly like a fe thing all we

have to do is flap your wings like me

but I don't have wings

I do I do I do hello Wallace you don't

have wings Wallace you have arms flat

pum flat flat like

me no matter how hard he tried hump

couldn't

fly and neither could

Wallace I've got a

lizard

ra lizards don't say Wallace mine does

hump looked at Wallace's lizard it

wasn't furry and it wasn't feathery it

was a scaly thing blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah dad what do lizards do

lizards well um uh lizards flick their

tongues in and out like

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this and um they live under rocks that's

all I know about

lizards hump went to look for a rock I'm

going to be a scaly thing and live under

a

rock here's a big

rock wow that's a very big rock a very

very big rock a very very very come on

let's pick it up so hump can get under

it hump loon and Wallace tried to pick

up the very big Rock but it was just too

big

hum and then it was time to go

[Music]

home stop dad as hump and his dad were

going home humph had another idea

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where's humph

gone hump's a scaly thing now he lives

under a

box it was quiet under the box and

dark supper

time and there was nothing to eat

[Music]

mom what do scaly things like Liz Liz

eat for supper scaly things scaly things

eat bugs

bugs oh I'm glad I'm not scaly

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thing after supper mom ran a bath and

hump had another

idea maybe I can be a slippery thing

like a fish then I can live in the

[Music]

water hump stayed in the bath a long

time being a slippery

thing mom look at my hands I'm turning

into a wrinkly thing that's what

happened happens when you stay in the

bath so

long fairy things aren't supposed to

live in the water hum it had been a long

day and hump was getting sleepy

[Music]

now I'm glad I'm a

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fur I'm glad you are too and so am I

good night

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M good night

right hump was making a

noise the kind of noise a furry thing

makes when it's fast asleep

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