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01x19 - Uncle Hairy's Band

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x19 - Uncle Hairy's Band

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hey wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

[Music]

hon Uncle har to my mom mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody Uncle Harry's

band one day hump went to visit Uncle

Harry they were just getting ready to go

home again when Uncle Harry remembered

something oh humph I've got you a

present

[Music]

yay hump took his present out of the bag

it was a long thin thing with a big

round hole at the end thank you Uncle

Harry I like my long thing thing it's a

trumpet you blow in it like this to make

music

[Music]

thank you Uncle Harry I like making

music so do

[Music]

I well maybe we should start a band

[Music]

okay oops it's time to go home h

I told your mom you'd be back before

lunch but I want to be in a band we can

still start a band we can start a

marching

[Music]

band so Uncle Harry and hump started a

marching band

[Music]

and they marched all the way home

playing

[Music]

music they were about to go up the

stairs to hump's Flat when lon's door

opened oh I was wondering what all the

noise

was hi

hums you're very noisy I'm being a band

with Uncle Harry we like making

music oh I like making music can Lon be

the band with us Uncle Harry I don't see

why not but I don't have anything to

make music with don't worry I'm sure we

can find you

[Music]

something hello hello hello Wallace oh

Wallace heard all the noise and wanted

to come down and see what was going on

I'm being a band with Uncle Harry and

Lon we're making

music oh wait a minute I want to get

something

[Music]

I thought it must be

you Wallace wanted to bring his kazoo k

k

Kazo great you can be in our band too

Wallace what am I going to

play we've been in a band with Uncle

Harry

[Music]

great very big

what can I play Uncle

Harry you can play drums

Lon but those aren't

drums those are pots and pans not

anymore so Lon played the drums and

everybody was ready to be in a band A 1

2 3 4 they started to make Noisy music

together that's

great

[Music]

yeah bless

it

go

yeah lunch time

[Music]

lunchtime lunch

[Music]

time ah for a bit of peace and

quiet I like making music me too me too

let's be a band again after lunch Uncle

Harry

I'm afraid I have to go home after lunch

but I did make you another little

present H I hope it isn't something

noisy again it's almost always something

noisy hump likes noisy things Uncle

Harry put a CD on the CD player and he

turned it

on that sounds like us it is us now you

can hear our band whenever you want to

thank you Uncle

Harry thank you Uncle Harry thank you

Uncle

[Music]

Harry you're welcome

[Applause]

[Music]