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01x50 - Wallace's Tie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x50 - Wallace's Tie

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[Music]

wish a new day everybody's here to laugh

and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing

so I'm hary to my mom mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

[Music]

yay wellis is

[Music]

toy one day hump was playing trains and

train tracks with

Lon when the doorbell rang

hello it was Wallace and his mom and dad

hello Wallace hello hello but Wallace

was wearing

something why are you wearing that it's

a tie it means I look very smart because

I'm going to a

wedding can I go to a wedding leave your

tie alone

wace but it's

itchy are you sure it's all right to

bring Wallace back to play after the

wedding of course it is I want to take

it off you have to leave it on for the

wedding Wallace don't you want to look

smart see you later goodbye

goodbye do you want to play

weddings okay but how do you

play you just dress up and then you get

married I'm going to to marry my mom

when I grow up don't be silly you can't

marry your mom she's already married to

your

dad but I want to marry my

[Music]

mom you look funny you're supposed to

wear something on your head when you're

getting married

[Music]

no no hump you have to wear a tie like

Wallace but I don't have a tie but we

can't play getting married

[Music]

then I

[Music]

know that's not a tie

maybe your dad has one so hump and Lon

went to find hump's

Dad Dad do you have a tie I can wear a

tie Luna and I are getting

married getting

married did you hear that humps getting

married

lovely but it's only pretend

few oh

dad hump's dad found a tie that hump

could wear to play getting

married now you look very

[Music]

smart I'm going to marry hump when I'm

big you have to marry Wallace too or he

won't have anybody to play with okay I

will

hump and Lon went back to hump's room to

play

[Music]

weddings now you have to hold my hand

and say blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I don't know the real words blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah

blah now we're married is that the end

no now we have a party and

dance so hump and Lon had a party and

made

music happy

day and

[Music]

danced and then they made some more

train track on the

floor but it wasn't easy to play trains

with a t

on it kept getting in the

way I want to take off my tie

now but that means we won't be married

lunchtime and then it was

[Music]

lunchtime oh my you both look very

smart that's because we're married now

but I pretend

[Music]

after lunch Wallace came back hello

hello hello

hi he didn't have his tie on anymore hi

Willies did your tie fall off no I took

it off it was

itchy I'm going to take my tie off

too so hump tried to take his tie off

too but it wasn't easy

hang about young furry

thing there you

go we can be married again another day

Lon if we want

to I'm not going to get married I don't

like wearing a

tie I'm going to marry my

[Music]

mom and my dad too

you let's go and play something

[Music]

so hump and his friends all played

trains and train tracks together and

nobody wore a tie or got married for the

rest of the

[Music]

afternoon you Brand New Day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody sing

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing h

hump and the big

[Music]

boots one day hump found his dad's boots

by the door on the

[Music]

newspaper mom why are dad's boots on the

newspaper he put them there to dry he

was out in the rain and his boots got

all

wet hump looked at his dad's boots they

didn't look wet now

they didn't feel wet now either he

decided to put them

[Music]

on look

Mom I wonder if your old boots still fit

you dad's boot fits

me hump's mom went to look for his old

boots hump liked his old boots but they

didn't look as big as they used to

be he tried to put them on but it wasn't

easy his feet didn't go in all the

way I think you need some new boots hump

but I like my old

boots you've been growing humph your old

boots don't fit you

anymore so Mom took hump to buy some new

boots the man in the shoe shop measured

hump's feet

[Music]

and he found hump some very nice big

boots and hump's feet fitted all the way

[Music]

in shall we put them back in the box now

hump but I like my big

boots so hump wore his big boots all the

way

home and he wore his big boots in the

flat

too they were nearly as big as his dad's

big boots shall we take them off now but

I like wearing my big boots I want to

show them to

Lon so hump's Mom took hump downstairs

to see Lon hello humps hello Lon I've

got big boots they're new oh I've got

boots too come and

see blah blah

[Music]

blah my boots have flowers on

them and I have an umbrella with flowers

on it

too hump and Lon were ready to go out in

the

[Music]

rain they looked out the front window it

was a very sunny

day I wish it was raining then we could

go outside and not get wet and we could

Splash in the puddles too splash splash

splash splash splash splash what are you

two up to I'm pretending I'm jumping in

puddles I'm pretending to jump in

puddles too splash spash splash spash

maybe it will rain later maybe it's

raining in the

[Music]

garden but it wasn't raining in the

garden either it was even sunnier than

it was out the front

window silly son I wish there were

puddles to Splash in Rain Rain I want

rain rain on my head and my tummy rain

that's a good Rain song Thank You rain

rain I Rain Rain on My

Head tummy

tummy hump and Lon sang a rain song but

there was still no clouds in the sky and

it didn't

rain hump didn't mind it was fun to be

in lom's Garden anyway he liked watering

the flowers because it looked like it

was raining on them and then hump had an

idea look Clon it's raining on my

boots make it rain on my boots

[Music]

too my

turn Lon filled up her watering can all

the way to the top

come on humps sit down so I can water

you Lon watered hump and it was just

like it was

raining it's my turn I'm going to water

you

now what are you two up to we're making

it rain but we're not getting wet

because I have my umbrella

and big boots and big

boots splash splash splash splash splash

spash splash splash

splash when lon's mom bought hump home

again hump put his wet boots on the

newspaper to

dry hump's mom was very surprised I

thought it was sunny today not in lon's

Garden it was raining

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H so l

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

H when is quiet

[Music]

game one rainy afternoon hump and Lon

went upstairs to play with Wallace

hello humph hello Lon I want to go to

the

park we were going to go to the park but

it's raining are you going to be all

right looking after all three of them oh

yes they're no

bother I want to go to the park I want

you to go to the park too Wallace but

it's raining you'll have to find

something else to do instead

[Music]

hump and Lon didn't mind they were just

as happy to play with Wallace's toys

okay okay let's play

[Music]

cars quietly

Wallace I'm going to be a racing

car I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a fire

engine vom vom

[Music]

boom don't crash me sorry I have to

drive very

fast V vom boom crash

wace if you want to be a fire engine you

need to go this n no n n no I don't

there isn't any

fire

fire n n n

wace

Wallace this is a very noisy game

Wallace maybe you could play something

quieter

instead okay okay let's play blocks

[Music]

quietly

Wallace hump and loon helped Wallace's

dad put the cars

[Music]

away Wallace helped

too crash crash

[Music]

crash when all the cars had been put

away hump flon and Wallace started to

play with the

blocks hump decided to make a tall tower

but it wasn't

easy and it was even less easy with

Wallace Wallace's favorite game with

blocks was knocking things

[Music]

down

crash

wace crash crash crash

W what

you really need to find something quiet

to

[Music]

play I don't know anything

quiet I

[Music]

do humph and Lon helped Wallace's dad

put the blocks away Wallace helped too

crash crash cck when all the blocks have

been put away Wallace's dad taught

everyone how to to play a game called

sleeping

Lions okay everyone lie in the floor

very quietly and don't move at all the

winner is the lion who stays still the

longest hump hardly moved at

all Lon didn't move much

either and and Wallace tried not to move

as much as he normally

[Music]

did did I see someone

[Music]

moving hump moved even less than

before Lon didn't move much either and

Wallace my line is waking up

now oh maybe we should all read a story

instead a story a

[Music]

[Music]

story hump and Lon sat down and listened

to the

story there once was a whale that lived

in the sea and it was very very cold but

Wallace couldn't sit

still oh my bony Binky by quiet Wallace

humph and Luna listening to the

story and Wallace's dad finished the

story and he blew his spout and he waved

his tail goodbye

goodbye as they sailed

[Music]

away Wallace was very quiet

[Music]

now Wallace has been asleeping lion

[Music]

now hump and Lon didn't mind they

decided to play blocks

again and they made a very very tall

tower

together and nobody knocked it down