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01x52 - Sitting Next To Uncle Hairy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x52 - Sitting Next To Uncle Hairy

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[Music]

you a new day everybody's here to laugh

and

play everybody sing

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H everybody

hon Uncle har too my mom mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

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yay everybody sing

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hump hump's

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friends one day hump was playing in his

bedroom hello Mr Puppy did you brush

your teeth today no my teeth are very

very

dirty I didn't even brush them after tea

oh no get the toothbrush chrisy cake

head sometimes hump liked to play on his

own and sometimes hump liked to play

with his

friends hump had lots of friends his

friend Wallace lived

upstairs and his friend Lon lived

downstairs

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hump's dad was looking at the

newspaper hello humph hello

Dad what's up I want a friend to play

with can I play volish today please okay

let's go see if he's

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in so dad took hump up the stairs to

find

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Wallace hump rang the

bell and he

listened but he didn't hear

Wallace can I ring the bell again of

course I don't think Wallace is at home

today hump what I want a friend to play

with can I play with Lon today of course

you

can so Dad took hump down the stairs to

find

Lon hump rang the

bell and he

listened but he didn't hear

Lon dad

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I don't think Lon is home today either

hump maybe my friends went to the park

maybe they

did if we go to the park to we might

find them that's

true so dad took hump to the park and

hump ran off to play and Dad sat down to

look at his newspaper some more hump

swung on the

swings and he climbed on the lining

frame and he played in the sand

pit and he slid down the

slide but sometimes hump liked to play

on his own in the

park and sometimes hump lik to play with

his

friends I going to look for my friends

okay hump but stay where I can see you I

will hump looked all around the park for

his friends he looked behind the

tree under the

bushes and in the place with the big

rocks but Wallace and Lon weren't

anywhere hello humph hello Dad what's up

they're not in the Park oh I guess

they're not

I don't have any friends to play with

really what about

me silly dad you're not a friend you're

a dad but I like to play with you too

okay come and play with me

then so hump's Dad swung on the swings

with

hump and he climbed on the climbing

frame with hump

and he played in the sand pit with

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hump but hump's Dad was too big to slide

down the slide I'm

stuck silly

dad so hump and his dad went back to

play in the sand pit again and hump's

Dad made the best sand castle ever and

hump helped him make it even

better

yay hello hello and then hump heard some

voices he

knew it was Wallace and Lon they did

come to the park after all we went to

the library my mom took us I've got a

book about

dinosaurs my dad made a best sound

castle ever I helped him

look I like s castles they're my

favorite thing my dad played with me and

got stuck on

slide do you want to play with my dad

too I do I do can I make a great big S

Castle

too of course you

can I can make sank CA

too now hump has lots of friends to play

with Wallace and Lon and hump and hump's

Dad all made sand castles together and

lon's Mom sat down to look at the

[Music]

newspaper wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump and the

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balloons I'm a train I'm a train wooo

woooo one day hump was playing with his

friends Wallace and Lon I a train too

can I ride on your train

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hump hello hi hi it's Uncle

Harry hello hump hump loved Uncle

Harry sometimes Uncle Harry brought hump

a present what's that it's a

balloon hump liked

balloons Uncle Harry blew up the

[Music]

balloon and let all the air out again

the

tickles balloons can be very

tickly do it to me do it to

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me Uncle Harry blew up the balloon again

but this time he tied a knot in it to

keep the air

in balloons can be very

floaty be careful everyone

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be careful humph be careful

humph Uncle Harry rubbed the balloon on

hump's head and stuck it on the

wall balloons can be very sticky

balloon

balloon Wallace tried to stick the

balloon to the wall just like Uncle

Harry did but it wasn't

easy let me

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try and then Uncle Harry tried to stick

Wallace to the

wall really Uncle Harry what is isn't a

balloon look at the

balloon humph liked balloons a

lot be careful humph you don't want to

pop

it oh balloons can be very loud and a

little bit scary too where's the

balloon it's broken look

don't worry I have another

one I don't want another

balloon I'm sorry hump I didn't mean to

frighten you blow up another

one poor hump didn't think he liked

balloons anymore Lon came to see him and

try to make him feel better Wallace came

to see him too come on hump balloons

can't hurt you they just very loud but

hump stayed behind the

[Music]

sofa then hump heard a very funny

noise so did

L come on

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humps it was a very squeaky noise noise

hump wondered what it

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was it was Uncle Harry and he was

holding a

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balloon hello hump I'm glad you've come

back humph didn't know that balloons

could be squeaky

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and he didn't know that balloons could

be very fast where did it go there it

is again

again hump thought maybe he did like

balloons after all

he just didn't like it when they

pop hump tried to blow up the balloon

just like Uncle Harry did but it wasn't

[Music]

easy here let me

[Music]

[Music]

try oh dear

oh well balloons do pop sometimes shall

I blow up another one yes yes

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yes okay but be careful Uncle

Harry okay hump I will

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play

[Music]

everying everybody saying h

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

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yay everybody sing

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H sitting next to Uncle Harry looking

this way and that which was the way out

and suddenly he saw a door one day Uncle

Harry was telling hump a story about a

purple furry things and he climbed on a

horse and bounced his way through the

forest bouncy bouncy

bouncy hump liked it when Uncle Harry

made up stories and then the purple

furry thing jumped in a boat and rode

across the ocean roll roll

roll Uncle Harry's stories were very

silly and then the doorbell

[Applause]

rang hello hello hello hi and then the

purple furry thing jumped out of the

rowing boat and onto the shore hello

where he met a green hairy thing and a

pink feathery thing and they all lived

happily ever after in the castle made of

ice

cream the end hi hump do you want play

elephants elephants but I wanted to play

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dinosaurs so hump and his friends played

dinosaurs

together and Uncle Harry was the biggest

dinosaur of

all lunchtime

dinosaurs and then it was time to have

lunch woo

can I sit next to Uncle Harry I want to

sit next to Uncle Harry too and I want

sit next to Uncle

Harry you can't all sit next to Uncle

Harry he only has two sides but I can

wace that's my

chair why don't you sit opposite me

humph that way I can see

you so Lon sat at 1 one side of Uncle

Harry and Wallace sat at the other

side and hump sat opposite Uncle Harry

and they all had lunch

together and then the doorbell rang

again I wonder who that

is I think I

know hello

hello

Flora it was Uncle Harry's girlfriend

Flora hello hump my second favorite

furry

thing after lunch Uncle Harry and Flora

took hump and his friends to the park

let's play dinosaurs in the park can I

hold your hand Uncle Harry I Want to

Hold Your Hand too I want to hold Uncle

Harry's

hand you can't all hold my hand I only

have

two oh doesn't anyone want to hold my

hand I do me

too I think Uncle Harry wants to hold

your hand because he's your boy

friend

oh I know I'll hold lon's wing and LOM

can hold Flora's other hand and then we

can do this

me I want to do that me too me too me

too okay okay but wait until we get into

the park then everyone can have a

turn so hump held Flora's other

hand and Wallace held Uncle Harry's

other

hand and Lon stayed in the middle wee

until they got to the park and then hump

and Wallace each had a turn

yay haha I'm going to do a

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trip and then Uncle Harry swung hump

around like an

airlane and Flora swung Wallace around

like an

airlane and Lon flapped her wings and

flew like an airplane too

it was fun going to the park with flora

and Uncle

Harry humph and Wallace and Lon went to

play in the

playground and Uncle Harry and Flora sat

next to each other on the bench and they

held

hands and they all held hands when Uncle

Harry and Flora brought everyone home

again look at this trip look at

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this can you make up another store story

now Uncle Harry Another Story Another

Story please Uncle

Harry all right then I'll make up

another

[Music]

story can I sit on your lap I want to

sit on Uncle Harry's lap too I do too

please so Uncle Harry made up another

story a purple furry airplane said that

they should go Norm North but the pink

Fey airplane thought they should go

south and it was a very silly story too

in circles pink feathery circles and

purple furry

circles it seemed like they were going

to be there forever