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01x63 - Humf Goes Swimming

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x63 - Humf Goes Swimming

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[Music]

wish a new day everybody's here to laugh

and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

singon Uncle hary too myom mom and my

dad are all there with me

and

[Music]

[Music]

yay Flora comes to

[Music]

babysit one night hump's Mom and Dad

were getting ready to go out Uncle Harry

was coming to

babysit and he was bringing his

girlfriend Flora

too he's here he's

here hump liked Uncle Harry a lot hello

hi hello hump hi hump liked Uncle

Harry's girlfriend Flora too but where's

Uncle Harry he'll be here soon humph

he's coming straight from

work

okay hump's Mom and Dad talked with

Flora in the kitchen blah blah blah blah

and hump played driving his tractor over

the

sofa and waiting for Uncle

Harry and then the phone rang hello and

hump's dad answered it blah blah blah

blah blah

[Music]

blah we're going to go out now

hump but where's Uncle Harry he's

supposed to babysit me uncle Harry just

phoned he's running late but he should

be here soon and in the meantime Auntie

Flora can look after you oh hump liked

Flora too but he had never heard her

called Auntie Flora before I'm sure you

and Flora will have a lovely

time but I want Uncle Harry to worry my

bedtime story with the silly voices oh

don't worry hump Harry will be here in

plenty of time to read your bedtime

story so hump's Mom and Dad went out but

there was still no Uncle

Harry shall we have some supper hump

your mom tells me that pasta is your

favorite plus Uncle Harry always makes

me peanut butter sandwiches does he well

guess what I know how to make peanut

butter sandwich SES too

really yes um but I don't know where the

bread is it's over there hump told Flora

where to find the

bread and where to find the peanut

butter but Flora found the plates all by

herself and she made hump a peanut

butter sandwich

T can you cut it up like Uncle Harry

does I'll

[Music]

try but Uncle Harry Cuts them the other

way oh Oh you mean in

triangles okay I can cut it into

triangles and Flora cut hump sandwich

into lots of teeny tiny peanut butter

sandwiches and they were all

triangles hump had never had that many

peanut butter sandwiches

before but there was still no Uncle

Harry so after supper Flora ran hump a

bath and hump played in the bubbles and

Flora played too oo can the cow come in

the bath

[Music]

too hump and Flora played swimming

airplanes and pigs likeed to Splash

[Music]

ooh and then it was time to come

out that's not my

towel that's Dad's

towel and that's my mom's tow my towel

is lellow oh silly

[Music]

me soon hump was all ready for bed but

there was still no uncle

Harry where's Uncle Harry Flora I don't

know but I'm sure he'll be here soon but

I want Uncle Harry to read my bedtime

story well guess what I know how to read

bedtime stories too but Uncle Harry

makes silly voices and I know how to

make silly

voices so hump got a book to read and he

climbed into

bed and Flora started to read the story

and made some very silly voices the pig

was very happy and he put on his best

hat good morning Mr kitten or should I

call you

cat and then the doorbell rang I wonder

who that can be Uncle Harry he's here

he's

[Music]

here hello humph how's my favorite

little furry

come and listen Uncle Harry Flora is

reading me a story and she's making

silly voices

Oh does flora know how to make silly

voices too yes I

do so Uncle Harry and hump listened

together to Flora reading the rest of

the story and the dog and the kitten the

Pig and the cow finished their song and

they took a deep bow

good night

humph good

night hump liked Uncle Harry a lot and

he liked Auntie Flora a lot

[Music]

tooy you a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody s h

hump puts it in the

bin one day hump's mom bought hump a new

bucket at the

supermarket it was a special bucket for

making sand castles and it looked just

like an upside down

Castle on the way home hump's mom took

him to the park so he could try it

out Lon was in the park with her mom too

hi hump hello Lon I've got got a new

bucket for making sand castles

oh hump and Lon went to the sand pit to

make a sand castle using hump's new

bucket

[Music]

ready

oh but it wasn't easy

there's something on the bottom of my

new

bucket that's a sticker from the

shop you can take it off if you want

to humph tried to take the sticker off

the bucket but it wasn't

easy it's a very good sticker

then stick it on something

else

[Music]

[Laughter]

okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

look mom I've got a

sticker

lovely what does it

say it says you cost 49

hump and Lon went back to make another

sand

castle somebody might buy you hump like

in a

shop but humph didn't think he wanted

somebody to buy him so he decided to

take the sticker off

again oh but it wasn't

easy hum that's

litter that's not slitter that's my

sticker If if it's on the ground it

makes it

litter you have to put it in the bin

okay hump picked up the sticker

again and put it in the

[Music]

bin and Lon found a paper cup this is

litter

to is that newspaper

litter yes that's litter

I'm going to put it in the

bin HS liked putting things in the

bin can a banana skimy litter yes but

it's very yucky

humph don't pick that up it's

dirty but it's little I want to put it

in the bin I'll do it humph hump's mom

used the tissue to pick up the yucky

banana skin and put it in the

bin it's very good to put litter in the

bin but you can't pick up everything you

find in the Park oh I think maybe it's

time to go home now I think it's time to

go home

too so they all started to go home

together

oh and then hump remembered about got

his new bucket shaped like a castle and

he ran back to the sand pit to get

it later at home hump found a newspaper

on the floor newspapers on the floor

were litter too and it wasn't

yucky so hump put it in the

bin hump liked to put things in the bin

lunchtime hump lunchtime dad

[Music]

after lunch hump helped his mom clear

up by putting the crumbs in the bin

[Music]

too and he put the milk bottle in the

recycling thank you humph and then hump

went to play with his

toys but his dad was looking for

something have you seen my newspaper I

thought I left it on on the sofa I know

where it is I put it in the

bin but I was still reading

that hump's dad looked in the bin but

the bin was empty there's nothing in the

bin I was just about to take the rubbish

out hump's mom opened the bag of rubbish

and hump's dad found his newspaper again

but it looked a little yucky now

o well at least the page I want is still

clean what about the other pit you can

put that bit in the bin if you like hump

actually hump newspaper should go in the

[Music]

recycling hump's dad liked to write the

letters in the little boxes in the

newspaper and hump liked putting things

in the bin and in the recycle

[Applause]

[Music]

cycling hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H won

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

H hump goes

[Music]

swimming one day Lon came to play with

hump hello Lon do you want to play play

Farms with me no I want to go to the

park oh we can't go to the park today

Lon it's

raining it was raining yesterday too and

the day before that it's always

raining maybe it will rain forever and

ever if it did rain forever there would

be very big puddles very very very big

puddles

so hump and Lon played inside things

they made a

puzzle and they made a bridge for the

cars and trucks with a

book and they played under the table is

our

castle and then they looked out of the

window again and it wasn't raining yay

we can go to the park now yay

and then it started raining

[Music]

again hump and Lon were very

disappointed we'll go to the park

another day

humph they were tired of playing inside

things oo why don't we go to the

swimming pool instead yay pump wasn't so

sure about going to the swimming

pool but I don't like putting my face in

the water water putting your face in the

water it's easy you just shut your eyes

and shut your

beat don't worry hump you don't have to

put your face in the water if you don't

want to you can play on the elephant

slide okay so hump and Lon and their

moms went to find their swimming

things and then they all went out in the

rain but they didn't get wet because

they had their rain things

on the swimming pool was a very big

[Music]

building it was echoey

inside and it had a kind of tickly

smell and there were puddles on the

floor hump and Lon and their moms hung

their rain things up in the locker and

Lon put on her inflatable ring and humph

put on his

armbands my armbands look like

cows and then they went to play in the

water and got wet this is what it would

be like if it was raining

forever we should put our raining on

again so we can keep dry

look how I put my face in the

water it's easy you just shut your eyes

and shut your

Peak but hump didn't want to put his

face in the

water so they played splashing in the

big

puddle and being

crocodiles and jumping in from the side

too so they climbed up the back back of

the elephant slide and slid down his

trunk I can slide down faster than that

and LOM slid down very

fast I can do that

too and hump slid down very fast

too but his face went in the

water there there hump you're all right

you're not supposed to drink the

pool that's why I don't like putting my

face in the water you just shut your

eyes and shut your beak it's easy but

hump didn't think it was

easy and he didn't want to play on the

elephant slide

anymore so hump and LOM played with the

floaty

things and they played being boats

[Music]

and flying fishes

too and then hump slipped hump and his

face went in the water again but this

time hump wasn't coughing he was

smiling I did it I did it and I shut my

eyes shut and I shut my beak well done

hump I told you it was easy do it

again so hump bent down near the water

again and he shut his eyes and he shut

his mouth and he put his face in very

quickly and took it out

again

[Music]

yay and then it was time to go home so

they all came out and got

dry and went out in the rain again

but they didn't get wet because they had

all their rain things

on the next time I go swimming I'm going

to put my face in the water again I told

you it was easy but hump still didn't

think it was easy