03x02 - Everyone Into the Pool

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okay this water test perfectly our new

pool is now open for business

hey hey hey not so fast you can't go in

a pool right after you eat you know that

makes sense how long do I have to wait

judging by what you had for lunch I'd

say two days come on the rule is you

have to wait an hour you still have a

few minutes to go and horsing around

there's a pool I don't want anybody

slipping and getting hurt and third and

most important never go swimming alone

always have a buddy with you in case of

emergency Nicky right buddy wrong robot

Ricky you can't go in the pool it's okay

I haven't eaten in three weeks

thank you you can't swim so no pool well

sure but she get waterlogged

who knows what that'd do to her circuits

maybe she'd rust oh you don't think so

honey why not you won't rest come on

John I built the pool for everybody why

don't you go ahead because I spent $95

for this new swimsuit for that much

money I don't want to get it wet

I will go swimming with you as soon as

we get back from the market and first of

all when I blow up this pools life

here Vicki blow this up plug this up

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thank you

oh it's a beautiful day you know we have

our own swimming pool we should feel

blessed

she said blessed not cursed never get

hearing it out of our yard with this

pull here the loved ones you could have

knocked me over with a feather oh you

got a feather

Teddy's such a sweet thing for you to

get us a new pool to frolic in boy

that's funny Brandon I just can't

remember inviting you over to frolic

apology accepted

you're here you can take us home if you

lie

Thank You mrs. Lawson said myself you

mean if I go in the pool you won't be

able to come near me uh-huh

dad can I live in the pool

and I got a great idea let's have a pool

party

what's a pool party firstly the swimming

pool we've got that and in some fun

people that's us buton drink and we'll

have that as soon as your folks get back

from the market Brandon Teddy could you

stand a little to one side you're

blocking the Sun thank you would you go

to the cupboard and get the tablecloth

and set the table for lunch place yeah

we'll be back

later Jamie

well time for a swim uh Jamie before you

go in would you give me a favor please

I want to get a can carry it you don't

need front an oil for a can I have to do

is push your freckles together the Sun

is making me thirsty

you got anything cold to drink Jamie

sure mr. brindle I've got something in

the refrigerator

oh and maybe a little something to

nibble on till your folks get back just

a little cup of water

Harry we're guests don't be pushy

this is a terrific pull Vicki you can't

go swimming without it buddy

I'm not going swimming I'm just dangling

it's okay she can go without a buddy

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I think the safest thing for you to do

is stay away from the pool you're right

come back in 20 years

I'll be here in the morning I have to

pay Vicky back for saving me

hello you really don't have to dole like

I agree with her I think she's right she

should pay Vicky back right daddy

hi old Vicky my life I live only to

serve you Vicky I'll never leave your

side I'll be with you morning noon and

night

great I'll do anything you want Vicky

polish your nails brush your teeth do

the laundry good idea

you can throw in my shirts wanna do for

you first Vicky come back in 20 years

mom you gotta do something about Harriet

she's got a little too far helping Vicki

with her chores what'd she do now she

vacuumed my room while I was in bed

what's wrong with that she sucked all

the buttons off my pajamas Jamie look

I'm sure Harry will forget all about

this debt she owes to Vicki by tomorrow

she also helped Vicki do our laundry

well good

she lost your favorite golf shirt tell

me she didn't shrink it she didn't

shrink it that's a relief Oh swell Jimmy

huh there's a boogie board with a collar

on it now you got to boogie boards

justed Vicki's nails Vicki

I'm going to do our toenails next do

them like then she'll be able to climb

trees honey I think you've repaid your

debt to Vicky in full oh come on Vicky

maybe I'll give you a permanent I'd like

to give Harriet a permanent on her head

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rains it pours and there's the first

drift

why are we standing around let's put on

our swimsuits grab some munchies and hit

that dull Brandon we we'd like to talk

to you about Harriet oh my little angel

the apple of my eye

we'd like you to keep her home do I have

to necessary for Harry to wait on Vicki

hands and foot

we brindle's always repay our debts

sometimes responsibility for a little

child you know I never looked at it that

way you're right I've been I've been

thoughtless and inconsiderate no

argument here it's too much

responsibility for Harriet it's a

parent's job and I will do it from now

on I am your humble servant wish is my

command I will cook clean I'll bring you

your pipe and slippers like a faithful

dog honey who what I think you better

spread some newspapers on the floor

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is still a little loose I think yeah I'm

gonna hold this together and you screw

it in screw it in

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that's right that should hold it head

tip Brandon is impossible would you

please tell him that he doesn't have to

repay us for Vicky pulling Harriet out

of the pool though every time I turn

around he's in my hair like dandruff

what's he done now he defrosted the

refrigerator what's wrong with that

he threw a bucket of boiling water in

the freezer again Oh terrific

oh and that's not the worst part you

mean it gets worse

he's in there ironing your golf slacks I

couldn't stop him

which slacks the ones with the outline

of the iron burned on the front

okay that did it no more mr. nice guy

I'm gonna go up to that yo-yo and tell

him off point-blank I'm gonna say

Brandon I want to get this off my chest

right now I understand I understand

get this off your chest right now

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I'm so glad I didn't say give him a

piece of my mind Oh any good he won't

leave until he feels that he's even the

score

oh yeah wait a minute

Vicki saved Harriet's life so we'd be

even if Brandon saved my life got an

idea I'm finished in the house master

anything I can do for you out here yeah

Brandon as a matter of fact there is uh

I was gonna go swimming here and we have

a rule around here that nobody goes

swimming alone you have to have a buddy

to watch you watch you oh I can do that

with my eyes closed

you also can't go swimming until an hour

after you've eaten and you just ate you

could get a cramp and drowned yo yo come

on Vicky that rule is just for kids not

for adults I'll be fine just fine oh

that's nice oh the water is just the

right temperature Oh Brandon you should

come in here I mean this would really

suit your varicose veins Oh beat it

Vicky was right you should have waited

an hour

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you're gonna save my life

it's spite of himself save my life so

last thing I do

Vicki come here help me

okay Vicky wake them up what happened

where am I Brandon you ready just saved

my life all buddy I did

you're sure dead Brandon your debt has

been repaid you don't have to be our

servant anymore it's funny I can't I

can't remember saving you how do I do it

well with with no regard to your own

personal safety it you just jumped in

and pulled me out whoa did I give you a

monster mouth resuscitation yes you did

it mouth-to-mouth don't tell my wife

she'll want me to do it to her

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see once you get used to the water

there's nothing to be afraid of we're

now your folks gonna get back from the

market I am hungry come on inside mr.

brindle there's a freezer full of soggy

food you can squeeze out will and drop

would you please help me out help you

out

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give it to me come on

I can't hear her breathing gotta get

some air into her lungs

I'm sure she'll be okay mr. brindle I

mean she's only a rope I mean she could

be too late hurry just stay here and

tell the Lawson's what happened okay

daddy

really mr. brindle we should wait I if I

let something happen to Vickie and Jamie

your father will k*ll me that'll make

two of us

I hate hospitals I feel faint oh I can't

stand the sight of blood hit my head

I'll be in the waiting room I don't

understand this her heartbeat is most

peculiar almost almost like a clock tick

tock well that's my sister takes a

lickin and keeps on tickin I'll take her

blood pressure yeah of course I can I'm

a doctor because of religious reasons Oh

what religion is that it's a real new

one their first commandment is thou

shalt not take blood pressure I've never

seen anything like this our pulse is

strong a skin tone is good our

temperature is normal but she must seems

to be in some kind of shock

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she's just a little rusty

I mean waterlogged fusable girls x-ray

oh good I'm very anxious to see what's

going on inside of her

that's her insides that's not the inside

of a little girl it's the inside of a

computer they sure don't make kids like

they used to

hi there doctor we're Vicki's parents is

that her x-ray well yes if you can if

you can believe it I think somebody's

playing a little joke on you

those obviously aren't little girls

inside last week one of the interns

replaced all the blood samples in my lab

with raspberry syrup listen why don't

you go chase down the real x-ray and

I'll keep an eye on Vicki you will you

okay maybe I can get started up again

what I'll take you to our party

what are you gonna do with her yeah

stand her up in the middle of the yard

and user as a fountain

listen

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just as I thought

their circuits are flooded with water

I'm gonna have to draw her out oh good

you got here I was Vicki

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you know honey maybe maybe if I can get

Vicky to heat herself internally she can

evaporate the water okay stand back

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okay that should do it let's get her out

of here doctor she seems fine now she

does Vicki say hello to the nice doctor

just an amazing recovery yeah it

certainly is a doctor I don't know how

you did it you know

no neither do i oh this is too traumatic

I I am going back to dermatology a

pimple is simple

better I guess what happened well for

some reason you fainted tell you what I

thought I saw well it doesn't matter

brand I'm the important thing is is that

Vicki's okay thank you

done well I guess that makes this just

about even in the old life-saving

Department huh I'm not quite what do you

mean well Vicky saves Harriet but then I

saved Ted and then I say Vicki so I'm

one up on you

yeah I'll expect you to the house early

in the morning little cooking little

cleaning now will be your command until

you save my life

save it yeah save it all right I will

never save your life again that's the

last time our lips will meet

mom yeah let's do that

well let's just be careful from now on

and what we do with Vicki and user as a

button

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