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03x05 - It's Okay to Say No

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Small Wonder". Aired: September 7, 1985 – May 20, 1989.*
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Chronicles the family of a robotics engineer who secretly creates a robot modeled after a human girl, then tries to pass it off as their adopted daughter, Vicki.

03x05 - It's Okay to Say No

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wait'll they see this this is really

gonna make their jaws drop

okay one more test before we go in for

breakfast okay Vicky drink drink

okay did that go down okay

[Laughter]

Yeah right I better fix that okay

answer me again did that go down all

right it went down all right okay good

now let's try eating something solid

Vicki you're supposed to eat it with a

fork eat it with the fork

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glad I didn't use the good silver

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breakfast is ready

why don't you ask Vicky just sit down

and have breakfast too because robots

don't eat Oh No Vicky here sit down and

eat breakfast

yeah she can she can even pick out John

Vicky's pig out

okay slow it down Vicki well I installed

a flash dehydrator in a poly nucleotide

processor in her or you see in layman's

terms that sort of like a trash

compactor that separates the solids and

the food from the water you see the

water is used to cool door internal

systems and the solids are used to

create energy and byproducts and of

course you know what that means what

well Vicki can use the bathroom now

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Oh No living with a real sister wants to

take a number to get into the bathroom

that's incredible she's getting more

human everyday honey I mean now when you

take her to school with you when you

substitute each and the kids won't get

suspicious because she never eats right

yeah excuses I was down to telling

everyone she's fast and for the Jewish

holiday

vegans Scooby better hurry up and finish

that or we'll be late I've got an early

faculty meeting you can stop eating now

Vic

[Laughter]

well I think we just heard the world's

first electronic birth

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there's Jessica she beautiful

she smells so good she make Dean come

out of my ears

Dean come out of my ears

baby you go over there and eat your

lunch I have to talk to Jessica

oh I got you a low-calorie salad because

I know you like to watch your figure

okay I don't mind watching it myself

when you go to the school dance with me

next week

Jamie of course I'd like to go with you

you're one rainy but four other boys

invited me and I'd like to go with them

too

Oh

it can be cursed being so popular

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popular anymore

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Jimmy you do get me anything to drink

I suddenly feel desert oh well I'm

afraid my wallet may be a little empty

ish okay okay sport you can pay me back

all right I do kid I can go to the

bathroom now

yeah well uh before you do that tell me

something you uh you ever get high

Dotson said fix the television antenna

on the roof

put me on huh I like you kid I like you

and I uh I think I got something here

you're gonna dig

you know what these babies are what are

those babies speed or you been hunt get

real take these and you'll fly I'm

talking spaced out why don't you try it

out you like it try it I like it so how

much money you got I ain't got any money

oh okay okay that's cool first batch is

on me a freebie next batch is gonna cost

you some cash why do I get some cash

your father's got a wallet right your

mother's got a purse right right right

so when they're not looking

you just reach in and grab some cash got

it got it here these will get you

buzzing like a bee now put him in a safe

place if you want more next Tuesday

after school for twenty dollars in this

qualifies in that pot yeah I don't take

the money and leave the pills understand

understand safe place right hey and

don't tell anybody I'll see you kid you

can uh go to the bathroom now

I have to drinkin number

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I wanted to walk home with the guys it

was Jessica home from school

put a sock in it Vicki there's nothing

to be embarrassed about honey she's a

very pretty girl I don't kiss up to any

woman when it comes to women I'm smooth

sure you are Oh Vicki would you help me

here

what are these plans and I'm gonna go

and put the casserole in the oven for

dinner

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place

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thank you try it you'll like it

the character

what happened here

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no drugs

Jaime's into drugs

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how are you devastated

boy the power of my kiss

we've got a drug problem don't worry

honey I'll get you in a Betty Ford

Center

not me yet he's hidden in the flowerpot

in a yard what I can't believe it our

son into drugs well I can't believe it

either did you ask him about it

Oh George wait you got home he's getting

the money to pay for these things

hey come on honey I've got a wallet

right you've got a purse right right you

stay out of this have you noticed any

money missing from your wallet not that

I know of

kids just can't seem to understand how

deadly drugs are these ever done any

permanent damage to us well if they

haven't I will

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yeah I'll bet you are

what's that supposed to mean don't give

me that wide-eyed Bambi look Jamie what

do you know about these drugs Danny you

and a drug

don't get cute with me Jamie your mother

found these outside in the flowerpot and

don't try to tell me the Tooth Fairy

over there

Jamie how could you do this to yourself

they could k*ll you you're not stupid

Jamie don't lie to me where did you get

this junk drawers why are you thinking

kid real

[Laughter]

on drugs

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[Applause]

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Vicki stop that

Vicky did you take any of these yeah

well obviously she's mimicking someone

where'd you get these Vicky I got those

babies from the boy who came to the

schoolyard well did you see him no I

wasn't there at the time you left Vicky

alone important to do he was kissing up

to Jessica

well I'm gonna get that pusher to last

thing I do and Jamie if this guy ever

comes near you you tell him to get lost

that's right and any other kid who tries

to pressure you into using drugs if I

want to get high all I have to do is if

Jessica call your school principal and

let him know what's going on he doesn't

already know tell them the first batch

is a freebie

the second batch of costumes in cash

[Music]

hi Jessica it's Deanie the man of your

dreams

Jamie Lawson

from school yeah that's the one then I

was just wondering if you made up your

mind about going to the school dance

with me yet a lot of other girls want me

to take them but I'm holding out for you

I shouldn't hold out

that's okay I'll wait for you to make up

your mind by Jessica I get it Jamie

it's probably your school principal

good evening mr. Loffler mr. Brian come

on it's good to be again thank you this

is officer Davis ah she's a specialist

on drug problems at the Elementary in

the high school level after fallin told

me what happened with Vicki today I

thought it was best that we contact the

police oh good idea

please sit down

mr. mr. Bryant filled me in about Vicky

it can be hard for kids to say no to a

pusher or to a friend who gives them

drugs yeah peer pressure can be real

strong we're offering a program in the

schools to teach kids that it's okay to

say no and to keep saying it like a

broken record like a broken record

that's right Vicky well do we have a

program like that in our school mr.

Bryant I am embarrassed to say that we

don't I didn't think our school had a

drug problem that's not unusual but

almost all schools whose the problem to

some degree like arrest the guys icky

Vicky the drugs yes but we'd have to

catch him in the act of selling it

unfortunately we need an undercover

officer who looks 12 years old

oh no that could be dangerous yeah we'd

never suggest using a child that way

mrs. Lawson well how about if a child's

parent suggested it

and um Tony can I talk to you for a

minute excuse us please

excuse me honey there'll be no real

danger

Vicky you'll be with him and I can

program her to protect him remember she

has the strength of 20 men no honey I

think this is important enough to let

him do it

I mean if parents don't help with this

problem we may never let this thing

you're absolutely right okay officer

Davis we want Jamie to do it Vicky to go

along also

that's fantastic I can assure you we'll

give the kids every protection we'll

have police all over the area folks

you'll be doing a school of great

service what exactly do you want them to

do well since Vicki knows the pusher

will use her to buy the drugs Jamie

could act as a new customer she brought

along that way you can also be a witness

later in court calls you while we work

out the details

Thank You Vicki would you get started

please no no it's okay to say no it's

okay to say no it's okay

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are you sure you'll recognize the pusher

when you see him Vikki I'll recognize

him by foot 9 146 and three-quarter

pounds size 8 and they have shoe like

complexion brown eyes and brown hair

that looks like it was cut with a power

saw

to myself if I were Don Johnson and

Miami Vice would I be nervous

no you'd be taller

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we hear you Jamie we're watching you're

gonna be just fine

can you hear us okay loud and clear

Jamie speak up clearly so we'll be sure

to hear everything and you and Vicky are

sure about what to say right right it

asks do we buy the drugs then the cops

bust them right right

you two are big heroes Jamie no Jamie

get rid of your friend as quickly as

possible okay as long as you're here

I've been thinking about the dance I

just please yeah

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you gotta go well if that's the way you

want it I was just going to tell you

that I decided to go the dance with you

but now you can just forget it

take away your the women

man gonna be a hero can't get a date

we see him Jamie look at him he can't be

more than 16 or 17 years old probably

started on drugs but he was Jamie's age

now he has to sell them to other kids to

support his own habit to be back for

more hey don't kid I'm buzzing like a

bee where'd it go who's your friend this

is my brother he wants some drugs - your

brother huh got any money kid what are

you hard of hearing

hey hey what's that in your ear that's a

hearing aid sure you're not high already

- I just want to hear you good so you

sell the kids every day

you want some drugs you want a jobs in

accounting I don't have time to fool

around so if you want to buy something

get out your money

you mean to buy

no to buy Twinkies you buy something or

I'm blowing you'll take the Twinkies oh

my god is $20 that's ok kids see this

week we got a special introductory offer

how about you kid you ready for a refill

no I'll do we buy the drugs then the

cops bust you what actually buy the

drugs there's a cop's past you

it's good outfit Oh movie amen

due to her plans this is setup hey what

are you doing

do

Oh

I don't believe what I'm seeing boy it's

amazing what kids can do when the OL

adrenaline gets flowing you know

hey pal from now on that's as high as

you're gonna get

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[Applause]

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