03x08 - The Lawsonville Horror

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great horror movie H mom I can't believe

I let you and your father talk me into

watching don't go into the basement part

five I can't believe you missed the

first

four watch this part Mom this is where

the ghost sneaks up behind the school

teacher he creeps across the RO room he

stops it he smiles

evily he grabs her by the

throat mom you're such a

chicken Jamie you're such a

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chicken oh no we're going to miss the

best part of the movie Vicki go check

the circuit breaker in the kitchen will

you check the circuit breaker in the

kitchen I'll get the flashlight I'll get

the candles I'll get the

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popcorn I need some MK I need some

batteries I need some

butter Jimmy would you get that be out

of a Night Like

This maybe a

monster hi jamy I was close I saw your

lights go out and I figured this would

be a perfect opportunity for a

candlelight dinner I've got the candles

if you've got the

dinner haret I've already had dinner

then how about light

leftovers oh

great oh harage you can stay and watch a

movie with us if you'd like thanks Mrs

Lawson that is if you won't be scared by

a ghost story oh no nothing scares me

since I saw my mom in a

bikini what's the problem

Vicki

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there what

I said there's a temporary surge of

voltage are you okay I'm okay you're

okay hi Mr Lawson oh hi Harry what was

the matter honey well apparently it was

just a sudden power cgle

h t did you see that what was the

picture behind you it turned upside down

honey I think the movie's getting to you

Vicky must have done that this morning

when she was dusting Vicki go sit down

have some

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popcorn why' you change the channels mom

yeah who wants to watch drooling for

dollars I didn't change it it you did it

by

itself that's

better it changed channels again I

didn't change it again

something strange is happening

here something strange is sitting

here it's kind of creepy Mr Lawson haret

there's nothing wrong okay have some

more popcorn Vicki

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this house is haunted I'm getting out of

here

oh Harriet's right something strange is

happening here yeah Dad maybe our house

is haunted don't be ridiculous well then

how do you explain what happened to

Harriet's hair a bad perm I don't know

honey maybe it was a static electricity

from the storm anyway our house is not

haunted can we can we watch the movie

please oh Vicki would you close the door

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please

Dad there're

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here I didn't sleep a wink last night me

neither I stayed up to see the goh

oh no Ted

Ted matter H look at our living

room looks like Jam's

room what's that noise it came from the

kitchen all right nobody panic there is

nothing to be afraid of shouldn't

someone check out the kitchen right let

us know what you find

Jamie it's a joke

you just wait here all

right it's only

Vicki thank

goodness

see come on in sit down we'll have some

breakfast and talk about it all

right good morning breakfast is ready

Vicky what happened to the living room I

cleaned it did did you turn the

furniture upside down no it did that by

itself by itself are you sure positive

it made it easier to vacuum underneath

the couch they really are here now let's

not jump to conclusions all right can we

discuss this

logically thank you Vicky would you like

to make Tony thank you dear

wait a

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minute wait for me

was there something I

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cooked this is terrific Vicki I'll be

the only kid in the neighborhood with my

own ghost what's a ghost a ghost is a

strange looking thing from another world

hi guys hi

ghost I just came by to see if there was

any more ghostly activity last night

but this time I'm prepared no ghost will

bother me as long as I wear this what is

that it's to keep evil spirit's way it's

a string of

anchovies

anchovies harod is supposed to be garlic

that does that garlic darn it I spent a

whole hour picking these off of

pizza well it's not a total loss it'll

keep me

away well Jamie I really oh no

Vicky Vicki what are you doing

hovering well do it a little closer to

the ground you know you're not supposed

to do that in front of people come

down I can't I have no control oh

boy mom dad you better come here

quick oh

no what's matter Jamie what what

look Vicky what are you doing get down

from

there get down I don't even know how I

got

up she says she has no control over

herself D can't you do something I

better she stays like that her radiother

thonic generator will rupture her

polynucleotide processor what does that

mean I'll throw up

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K I'm worried the house is a disaster

area we can't get any sleep and Vicki's

hanging off the wall like a

bat I guess she's off the

wall we just have to figure out what's

causing all of these things that's easy

ghosts I never thought I'd say this but

Jamie might be right I feel like I'm

living in a horror movie yeah the

lawsonville

horror I just fell off the wall on my

head did you put a dent in it no but

there's one in the

Floor come here Vicki let me see honey

we have to look at all these happenings

objectively rationally but I really

think I really think I've just lost a

Sideburn better make a phone call who

you going to call Dad

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Ghostbusters oh this is terrific we got

a ghost in the house not necessarily

Jamie there could be other explanations

for all this phenomena but if it's not a

ghost then why did you call the

University to send over those

parapsychologists I didn't say a ghost

wasn't a possibility I called the

parapsychologist to to investigate

it it must be there uh Vicki would you

go in the kitchen and get the tray of

Refreshments please the tray of

Refreshments help her

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Jamie did you see that the door opened

and closed by

itself some other reasons

huh maybe it's a BL ghost dis open doors

for

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ladies oh Ted did you see that the

doorbell just RAR by itself there's

nobody

there just a little Spirit humor there

are you Mrs lawsen it's left of well I'm

Dr Fenster from the University and I'm

Dr

Dickens hi hi I'm uh I'm Ted Lawson nice

to meet you how do you do sir listen I

uh I feel a little foolish calling you I

mean I mean I'm a scientist myself

cybernetic engineering but there are

some strange things happening here that

I just can't explain no reason to feel

foolish Mr Lawson some very reliable

people have encounters with psychic

phenomena and some real ding-dongs

too oh oh these are our children Jamie

and Vicky this is Dr Dickens and Dr

fster no no I'm I'm Dickens he's Fenster

now why don't you start by giving us a

little more background on the events

around here oh pictures have uh been

turning themselves upside down and and

Furniture has been all rearranged and

and doors they've just been opening by

themselves and the ghost threw a butcher

knife at dad and tried to turn him into

shishabar well the trick is to determine

if all those happenings are imaginary or

for real

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I I vote for

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real now this is a motion detector over

here we have infrared sensors and this

oh don't touch this it's a high-speed

video camera and this is a spill camera

for time-lapse photography and this is a

tone modulation recorder for measuring

Sonic movement now if our instruments

register the presence of a spectral

entity or what you would call a ghost

then we can go about getting rid of it

how do we do that well show it reruns of

Gilligan's

Island not funny Dickens I'm Fenster

you're

Dickens we are now entering the Winer

sanctum of the Haunted Lawson house for

an extra 50 cents you can take a picture

of yourself with a

ghost har

it what do you think you're doing making

a Fast Buck they're paying me a dollar

each to see your haunted house but I

make my big money on the anchoi

necklaces Harriet you Suk to a new low

how could you be that greedy I'll split

the profits with you 5050

right this way kids and be sure not to

step in the

ectoplasm this is the haunted living

room that's the haunted sofa down that

Hall is the haunted

toilet that's my haunted dad and that's

my haunted Mom this is the haunted chest

this is the haunted door and I bid you

all a very haunted

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goodbye what was that all about making a

Fast buck

but Mr Lawson there's a spectral

presence in the room look at these

readings I've never seen ectoplasmic

potential this straw now this will make

history we'll win the Nobel Prize I'll

get my car

fixed then what happen well in every

case of paranormal occurrence there's a

center of activity a particular place or

thing in the house that the ghost

chooses to inhabit turn on the dish now

this will help us pinpoint exactly where

the center of activity is now everybody

please stand over there

Vicky come over

here it's

moving it's following the girl Vicki go

sit on the

sofa you're right it's the girl the

ghost has control of her no Joanie

Vicki's been the problem Vicki's the

ghost what I got to get her out of here

oh listen uh guys listen I uh I better

let Vicki rest you know the strain of

all this is uh tremendous I'm sure you

understand it's her first haunting Mr

Lawson thanks

ghost Ted what do you mean that Vicki's

the ghost well how could she make the

knife and all those other things move

last night when she came in to fix the

circuit breaker there was that power

surge she must have gotten Zapped and it

Disturbed her electromagnetic field and

that of course would affect objects with

metal in them near to her sure that's it

look at that her RTG Corp fused with her

thermicon could we speak to you for a

moment it's quite urgent sure in the

other room

please

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okay now we didn't want to alarm your

wife and children but your daughter is

in great Danger from the ghost uh yeah

listen guys I really don't worry don't

wor we're going to help you we have a

way to get rid of ghosts right we'll hit

it with everything we've got and we'll

scare it away you're kidding you mean

you're going to Spook a

spook we're serious Mr Lawson

oh now scaring a ghost is a proven

technique with parapsychologists now

strange as it sounds it works and don't

worry we're not leaving this house until

it's gone now doesn't that make you feel

better fella

huh yeah that's uh it's great guys I'll

uh I'll get the family the uh good

news what they want Ted well they've got

a plan to get rid of The Ghost and

they're not leaving till it's gone but

they're liable to find out Vicki's a

robot there's no ghost to get rid of

well maybe we can help them

huh maybe we can supply them with the

ghost

after all Vicki got us into this maybe

Vicky can get us out of this W honey

yeah how

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honey you can get Vicki in here

now Vicky come in

here now we're ready for any sign of

Paranormal Activity Mr Lawson we've got

a special tape recording to help us

scare the ghost away it's under control

right when the ghost shows up we'll rise

to the

occasion I think we can start

now get out of there

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Vicki look it's got possession of Vicki

Vicki are you all right Vicky does Don't

Live Here

Anymore turn on the

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tape louder turn up the

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noise stop that noise it scares me

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look it's the

ghost I'm going back to the graveyard

where it's quiet that noise could wake

the

dead it's gone they did it

congratulations folks you now have what

we Pary call

zsd what's zsd zero spook

density in other words the ghost is

clear just kidding just kidding you did

a great job gentleman thanks to you we

can go back to Leading a normal life

yeah you okay

Vicki I'm perfectly fine it's back

just kidding just

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kidding she's a small small

Wonder Lady and with soft curls she's a

small

Wonder a girl I like

girl's A Mir and I gr you she'll enchant

you at her sight A

Small

Wonder as you make your heart take

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