04x04 - Rashomon

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okay here we are everybody Jamie

couldn't you carry your own luggage this

place is really lovely sure nice your

boss mr. Jenny's to invite us up to this

health resort for the weekend yeah and I

can't wait to tell Brandon Brendel he's

gonna be sick with jealousy because he

wasn't invited

why start trouble Brandon still your

supervisor at the office but he's such a

sleazeball

and he always takes credit for my ideas

you know I bet it gets cold up here in

the mountains at night oh thank you Miss

if there's any extra blanket at the top

shove that closet extra blankets

what you say Vicky what's wrong Vicky

your eye I think she's trying to tell us

something

I hide wastebasket your wastebasket I

cannot copy we knew that

come here Vicky I guess I better check

you out

open up yeah when she stretched her neck

her voice synthesizer module must have

disengaged from her pseudo laryngeal

servo mechanism yeah what does that mean

mean she can't talk okay that should do

it

okay don't let her stretch her neck all

right okay close your mouth all better

Vicky mr. Jennings don't you look fit

never felt better Todd it's Ted bad boys

and it's because I exercise it any man

that wants to get ahead of my company

should do the same thing right dad

that's right and it's Ted that's Aris

somebody makes a sound mind makes a

sound worker that's why I invited all my

key employees up here for the weekend

oh it was very generous of you mr.

Jennings yes it was wasn't it

I'm afraid in my extreme generosity I

seem to have done brother a dumb thing

no you get out of town it advertently I

seem to have invited too many people in

there aren't enough rooms to go around

so I wonder if you would mind sharing

your condo with someone oh not at all no

not Brandon brindle got it all worked

out Teddy I'll take the master suite and

you could all share the bunk beds

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I can't believe it five miles of

bicycling if I make it home alive I'm

gonna burn my bike don't complain I do

we have to do this Jews make me feel

funny you know kind of self-conscious

Tony come on don't be silly and then

look around it's just a bunch of

out-of-shape executives wait around till

I work up a good sweat you know let's

let you already did

hello there

our new instructor pants honker foot but

you can call me Tom

that's it we're out of here a champion

and all I have to watch every move I

make it means hey junior high can be a

jungle but dangerous is what I live for

mine holding is for me this way let me

show you how to use this wait you just

put your hand underneath mine like this

and we live let me show you my other

ways working out with a dumbbell great

why don't you go and I take your workout

okay come on big I'll do a little work

on the old pectorals headset please

[Laughter]

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hit me with another protein shake Joe

make it a double

Bella make it a triple I just came down

to watch your sweat you know what they

say no pain no gain in your case make

that big pain no brain my brandy you

haven't done any exercise did you been

here yeah but you can't take off your

shirt without attracting flies brindle I

see you're really pumping that old iron

yes sir that's why they call me Brendan

the body brindle I was just bench

pressing a hundred pounds really well

I'd like to see that what a good idea

mr. Jennings come on Brandon why don't

you press a hundred pounds right now yes

that'd be wonderful well I don't like to

show my Brandon mr. Jennings insists

I'll get you for this

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that's impressive Brendel well keep up

the good work men well does it really

hurt yes I guess you have hurt your back

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you're so strong oh it's a burglar

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small wonder we'll return after these

messages don't worry everyone's just

fine hostage and spreads our lives we

almost got k*lled all right honey

Oh Vicky lost her voice again it must

have been during the burglary Jenny's

seems the burglar got away but at least

he left his loot behind well good

this is officer fielding of the resort

security office the thief hid several of

the condoms before somebody here stopped

him we'll do everything we can to catch

him well certainly looks like someone is

a hero here and that person deserves a

reward did somebody call me don't like

the bronze ooh let me tell you what

happened

I'll tell him now one at a time please

Jaime why don't you begin okay like I

said before we brought mr. brindle back

from the gym after yours

Oh what does it look like squirt all

right everybody stay cool and the little

girl won't get hurt

I'm warning you mister if you harm one

hair on my sister's head where are those

other heads that don't count you see I

he also has black shoes socks and pants

but no black underwear

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his brats is also a deadly weapon come

and get me if you think you're man

enough I don't think he'll be bothering

us anymore

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exactly the way it happened mr. Jennings

there showed unbelievable courage Jamie

I noticed the table put itself back

together he was worth a shot that even

the way it happened at all I was the

hero well what's your version Harriet

well the Frog daddy back from the gym

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what are you doing here collecting for

the Red Cross nobody move

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all right mr. karate you're coming with

me

you're my pass out of here don't take my

true love mine what a courageous child

and what grace under pressure just

another extremely beautiful little girl

you're breaking my heart

please I've never known a woman so

self-sacrificing take back your things

I'll go there are other more deserving

people to rob

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if daddy's in too late happen mr.

Jenny's may lightning strike me it's

quite a story quite Harriet I think your

brain just fell out of your nose are you

going to believe the prattle of

mere babes let me tell you what really

happened as soon as I saw that we were

faced by a desperate criminal despite

the pain in my back I sprang into

immediate action crime is my business

all right nobody move

where the little girl gets it I'll give

him nothing well say your prayers you

have crossed paths with Touche brindle

not the touchet brindle the same so we

meet at last I too is trained in

swordsmanship at Savile school of

vicious criminals oh yeah vicious

criminal hmm I think it only fair to

warn you I have seen every Errol Flynn

movie twice good focus with you sir

little comfort all comes to his Dino

mode does it not you would have chosen

the wrong man to prefer with I love only

to feed my wife and eight starving

children if you let me live I promise to

turn myself in no much fun there is no

man so Richard as not to deserve a

second chance

go and be free but vow to start life on

you thank you thank you what a guy

and that's exactly the way it happened

mr. Jennings so as you can see I'm the

one who deserves the reward that's the

most noble deed I have ever heard

brindle I could cry I could throw up

we'll split the reward but it's a fairy

club I guess that settles it you're the

hero of the days I wonder if you and

your daughter would like to join me at

the juice bar for a toast to your

heroism we'd be honored

join us folks know will love we'll be

down in a minute sir only Vickie could

talk she tell us what really happened

wait a minute maybe she can show us what

happened how dad everything that Vicki

season hears is filed away in her bubble

memory the visual images are stored

electronically as a series of video

screens so if I wire her memory bank to

the television set we might be able to

get a playback of exactly what she saw

okay we're all set you're all wired up

Vicki now if this works everything we

see will be through Vicki's eyes exactly

the way she saw and heard it honey

that's fantastic

we'll also be hearing her central

processing unit evaluate the information

sort of like hearing her thoughts that's

great dad

okay let's see what we got here okay

Vicki play back what happened during the

burglary just a few more steps mr.

brindle how Jamie you're so strong no

Harriet is making her 5,100 and

pastor Jamie qualifies for the Guinness

Book of Records it's a burglar okay

nobody move a muscle

I program to be nice to get over here

this particular guest is pushing his

luck please don't hurt us you you can

have anything anything the lawsuit zone

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my only reason for living

it's him are you kid I'll miss you Jamie

stop him I can immobilize him I can

knock him out and I can bend him into a

pretzel or I can do a mix and match just

scary-looking guy hey hey don't get

brave with me little girl you're gonna

stick your neck out for this bunch of

losers

wait a minute Vicki go back to that last

part before the burglar ran out stop

right there on that frame okay okay now

assume into the belt buckle where have I

seen that before

officer fieldy's that's right I'll call

security and have them check his room if

we're right they should find the loop

from the other burglaries they're

elementary my dear Lawson

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