04x09 - My Favorite Martian

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here comes apart with these flying

saucers top-line bombs on earth

watch what happens thanks I needed that

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you know my god stuff like this could

really happen

your dad's there's a lot of dumb stuff

my dad not about flying saucers

he says aliens clamp any day and he's an

expert on the subject I know it makes

them a nut but what makes him an expert

I better be going minds about strange

aliens visiting I am open-minded Harriet

and thanks for visiting bye guys the

popcorn goes in your mouth to have the

spring sit well I got something really

exciting to show you guys where's your

mom Oh Vicki would you ask her to come

in here please

Thanks

don't mention it

Jamie I have been working on this for

months and I finally got it perfected I

think what is it this a hologram

generator Wow a hologram generator Wow

generator

what's a hologram generator that's a put

it simply allows Vicky to split her

optic laser beam recording information

at a specific point from two different

sources causing the seemingly real image

that isn't there at all that's putting

it simply in other words Vicky could

project a three-dimensional image and

you don't have to wear funny glasses

here I'll show you Vicky what do you see

on this page I see the Louie the 15th

chair mom said you were too cheap to buy

I am NOT cheap that is a very expensive

chair for that price it should come with

Louie the 15th okay Vicky make a

projection of that over there

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Jerell I wanted it wonderful

extravagantly I don't know it

we're gonna have a little fun with your

new hologram generator can you make

anything up here anything I've seen

every time over no Harriet I'll be right

there

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can you make a hologram of the Flying

Saucer beast on TV last night

yes love Alan when I did this a signal

like this want you to make it up clear

over the yard

it makes it sound - we're gonna play a

trick on Harriet yeah I cuddle buddy I

hear it I'm glad you're here why why

we're neighbors and neighbors should be

friendly

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a little green man eating down from the

little saucer into the bushes okay you

consider it off

boy I sure burn their buns on that one

all right I'm gonna present my hologram

generator to the Board of Directors

tomorrow

no any not with Vickie I've got another

projection system you should really wow

them maybe even get me a promotion but

the best part is Brandon Brenda won't be

able to steal my idea this time see I

built this thing right under his nose at

the office and he doesn't suspect a

thing

are you sure what do you mean you must

be snooping around trying to find out

about my generator are you sure it

wasn't the Johnsons dogs yeah two

creatures from outer space TV saw the

flying saucer that little green man

Jaime that's right metric poop I'm not

as crazy as I look now what do you think

I think I smell a little teenager at the

bottom of this

Jamie what do you know about a flying

saucer and a little green man nothing

yet

mm-hmm how about you Vicki if you mean

the little flying saucer with the

flashing lights in the little windows I

didn't see it all right Jamie let's hear

all about it well let's hope they can

make a flying saucer using our hologram

things played trick on Harriet by

accident that's a brindle sight to Jamie

do you know what you've done now Brandon

thinks there's a little green man

running around here and he's going to

keep on Snoopy yeah we just tell mr.

brindle Barry's a little bit of a man

he's already seen the flying saucer yeah

and now we're gonna have to arrange for

him to see the little green man - are

you I sure AM and as soon as he sees it

we'll have it zoom off into space

forever

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small wonder we'll return after these

messages Brandon and told him the little

green man and the Flying Saucer were

back his scream almost broke my ears

look do you really think he's gonna buy

this when you sure bought it when Vicki

did her hologram trick and made the

flying saucer appear the first time and

if you think the little green man's gone

forever then maybe we'll stop snooping

around here Danny won't accidentally

discover my project okay Vicki make the

flying saucer appear up there okay Vicki

now the little green man over there

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Brandon is an alien Geronimo well the

important thing is that you know you

made contact with an alien Z device hi

I've actually had a close encounter of

the Third Kind and I'm having a close

encounter of the Teddy hi

there's somebody I want you to meet this

is Colonel Karl Kramer United States Air

Force Air Force anything nice to meet

you please come in I'd like you to meet

my wife

Joan this is my daughter Vicki and this

is my son Jamie

boobers hello flyboy so what can we do

for you colonel well on certain Craver

is here that my invitation to

investigate my UFO sighting oh well

that's I I don't know what there is to

investigate colonel I mean that UFO is

gone

well we halfway to the Milky Way by now

we've the little green man well while

the supposedly green man was here did

anyone talk to him window bed oh how did

you say he said no you rhythm we saw

some weed smoke on sight

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well Colonel gee I'm awfully sorry you

had to come all this way for nothing but

I want you to know it was really nice to

meet you

Lawson your company does top-secret work

for the government I have no choice but

to investigate doesn't come back they

never do these sightings are usually

hoaxes reported by some poof when

someone like Brenda Layton

supposedly respected cybernetics

engineer an upstanding citizen the peach

of a guy yeah and someone like that

report said well it cast a different

light on it we won't bother you will

just bivouac in your backyard for the

next couple of days

couple of days will you help me set up

the equipment sure I'll even broke down

with you we can scan the heavens

together two heads are better than one

you should know great there's no way to

get rid of them well only if Brandon

tells the colonel that the whole thing's

a hoax and that he's a kook I'm sure the

colonel already thinks that Brandon's a

coup but he would never k*ll her with a

hope he would have a certain someone

asked him to the little green man

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you know Colonel I finally figured out

why the Martians keep coming back to our

planet you want to know why I'm sure

you're gonna tell me they come here for

fish oil fish fried fish fish on a stick

you name it why they come here to fish

no because there's no water on Mars

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didn't you ever suppose that the reason

they come is to take showers

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you know what to do I don't see any

little gray man he was standing right

right there my heart did he have these

fishing pole you have to believe me

Rendell stop imagining things so good

you're not gonna knock out punch Jamie

give us a few seconds to get back inside

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engineer and standing and maybe I'll

peach

be branded brindle figure no I miss

knows our plan you let's keep this a

secret from everyone your majesty boots

and he'll go away you know it me jewel

also seen by my subjects memories I

wiped clean

they will not remember anything that has

happened in the past 24 hours you little

green guys everything will be turned to

Brandon mom and pastor Danny Danny

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Brandon what are you doing here no no

but after party once dad saw a pink

elephant something cold outside for you

the Flying Saucer little green man all

that I made it all out

it's hope you mean I'm out there

freezing off my brass buttons for all

hopes of a cook that's them

don't heat the coop alright no real

fruit cake this is micron but there's

nobody home

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well you could be arrested for this the

next time you want to see a creature

from outer space I have a suggestion for

you was look in the mirror now I have a

job to do

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morning grace when did it arrive early

this morning

no more sore behind let's try it out I

really burned your buns on that one

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