04x17 - More About LES

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oh boy my best over wet

oh thanks Vicky you know it's great

exercise thank you why don't you give it

a shot put some muscles in your circuit

okay

come on you can go faster now hi

no I better stop Vicki before the

Highway Patrol does I mean if I got a

surprise for you wait until you see I'm

surprised all right

what is it les les le yes logic and

emotions simulator my experimental

program to see if a computer can

simulate human emotions last time you

put him in your computer yeah he fell in

love with Vicki what yeah and he got

jealous and he took control over and he

tried to get Vicki to run away with him

forget it no more or less in this house

oh no come on honey les is different now

I've taken the love component right out

of them so there's no love no jealousy

no problem no way come on honey this is

really important to me I mean if this

experiment works I can put it in Vikki

can you imagine a robot with the

emotions of a real little girl huh

come on honey this could be the triumph

of my whole career how are you sure that

les is safe absolutely

come on honey what do you say please

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it's really that important to you all

right

thanks honey you won't regret it I mean

if this experiment works we'll be rich

we'll be famous

you'll be spending the rest of your days

on easy street and if you're wrong

you'll be spending the rest of your

nights on this sofa

dad are we gonna be able to talk to less

like we did last time uh-huh that should

do it

Jamie tell your mom we're ready we

please all set honey I think we're ready

to talk to less well he will remember us

in the last time I don't think so honey

I changed his memory bank you might say

I gave him a frontal robota me

less works better than that joke yeah

[Laughter]

okay here goes pilots this is ten hello

Ted can I help you unless I'd like you

to meet my family this is my wife Joan

hello Joan Joan you are very beautiful

how can you tell I can't die was

programmed to say that

less I'd like you to meet my son Jaime

yellow were you from to tell me

something - yes do your homework stop

eating junk food and don't leave the

toilet seat up

great just what I need the computers at

nads

unless there's one other person I'd like

you to meet Jamie would you ask Vicki to

come in here please

it's okay for less than Vicki to meet

again yeah don't worry honey uh Vicki

I'd like you to meet one of our friends

les this is our daughter Vicki hello

Vicki I'm pleased to meet you hello les

I'm pleased to meet you too you're the

only one of my parents friends who's

rectangular

that's enough let's go right now let's

go have dinner okay good idea

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digital Dom Wanda be on when there's no

one around to keep an eye on him come on

Gino I thought if I left him on all the

time go get the cheese put soap before

your father Vick eternal anything I have

to turn you off now les Vicki wait I

calculate from your radio frequencies

that we are digitally similar are your

dimensions the same as mine no my form

is different I have a body

you mean a body of water like the

Pacific Ocean no I mean a body with arms

to lift with and eyes to see with and

legs to move with hmm you can move my

circuits are so confined in this little

box it must be interesting to have a

body and arms and legs to move with yes

it is interesting Vicki may I share your

body for a while how can you do that les

I'll show you make contact with my

output port

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come on did you know I am still

operative then I better - wait a sec say

that again I said I am still operative

Viki why do you sound like less I don't

I sound like Vicky oh that sounds like

Vicky's voice to me - no matter what

Vicky how she is what's the problem she

was fine a minute ago just ask her how

are you Vikki

I'm fine she sounds alright to me now

ask left Jaime trust me

how are you les I'm fine Ted how are you

both voices are coming out of Dickie

less wanted to see what it would be like

if they had a body with arms and legs

mine was available

had less is doing it again honey this is

fantastic this is some some sort of

electronic miracles it's creepy it's

over I was back in the computer right

now okay okay back into the computer dad

well obviously less transferred his

program data into Vicki's accessory Ram

Bank all I have to do is plug into the

output port and reverse the process

the Vicki here and then into the

computer back here that should do it

okay should be back to normal Vicki well

not exactly normal

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Vicki are you in there yes les where are

you I'm right here Ted

oh just about covers it dad

now there's much more room with only one

of us in this body can't do something

well now wait a minute honey there's a

tremendous opportunity here you see les

is in Vicky's body and all he knows

about the world is what I programmed

into him and and what he's learned from

the encyclopedia he knows nothing about

being human let's keep it that way

I want Vicky back into her own body

right now wouldn't it be scientific if I

lose the daughter Jamie loses a father

any questions stranger okay okay

les raise your arm I got a plug in why

Ted because I have to put you back into

the computer and Vicky back into her own

body

raise your arm I can't let you do that

Ted I heard what you said and I want the

experience of being human well it's just

not possible less now raise your arm no

less that's an order

don't make me do something terrible to

you

now we're not going to have each other

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you've gotta think of some way to get

left back of the computer Vicki back

into her body yeah but be careful dad

remember less has the strength of a

hundred men yeah you barely got the

strength of one

Thanks listen keep an eye on less in

your room while I do a little research

on the problem okay and why you in your

room you can clean it up I cleaned it

last year yeah but it's time for a

touch-up

hi mrs. Lawson

what if Jamie just ran out of the room

oh he had something very important to do

Harriet he always does when I show up

why doesn't he like me I'm bright

beautiful I saw my permanent teeth come

in she likes she doesn't show it go down

deep I must is very deep I just don't

know what else to do

I mean I helped him with his homeless I

carry these books to school I offer you

my lunch money every day I'm still

nothing have you told him how you feel

about him what Jamie what is it like to

be human well I've never really thought

about it before I've never been anything

else I've been called other things

there is so much about humans that does

not compute like why do you and I look

so different

well that's because I would take all a

boy and you're what they call a girl

what is the difference between a boy and

a girl well there are a lot of

differences but the main one is get your

book with all the detail these are girls

of course these is the deluxe models

they're fully loaded usually girls wear

dresses like you got on and boys were

cool thread but I got on

and girls whether her love and boys cut

their hair we're like I do and girls

voices are different from yours too I

look like a girl and I sound like a boy

what should I do Jamie well the only

thing I can think of is learn to dance

backwards

is that what boys do boys go camping and

play ball but mostly we check out the

check but you know less the most

important things boys do is clean up

their room it's what we call fun I wish

I had a room I'd clean it you know thing

is how you're my friend Oh would you

Jaime Thanks

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hey Vicky you keeping busy in there

no I used to death the furniture now I

am the furniture well dad's working on a

way to get you back into your own body

just hang in there okay oh hey

no I meant be patient

Oh Jamie to himself so it looked like a

boy now I can play ball and check out

the chicks honey this is fantastic you

see what's happening he's searching for

an identity he's trying to become more

human thank you for that explanation dr.

Frankenstein Jamie what is this that's a

plateless

what is its purpose well it's a

temporary storage area for your food

while you're eating Oh what is the thing

sit-down lesson I'll show you

this is food less mashed potatoes goes

in your mouth where is my mouth beneath

your nose that's out this I put this

beneath my nose right I think you better

do some homework on that less what is

homework homework is a form of t*rture

they give you at school school is where

human children go to be taught things by

teachers are these teachers human also I

want to learn I'll go to school I want

to experience everything humans do I'm

going to school and you can't stop me

careful Ted I could pull your legs apart

and make a wish

I'm going to Jamie's room to pick out

some cool threads for school let him go

to school I know and he won't Jamie go

keep an eye out less Vicky has an

emergency cutoff switch on the top of

her head all I have to do is hit that

switch when less isn't looking and it'll

deactivate him just be careful he

doesn't turn you into a wishbone

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what do you want Harriet I just came

over to tell you that I'm not paying any

more attention to you look I'm busy I

also want to let you know that there are

other fish in the sea

I'll buy you a fishing pole Jamie

which of these cool threads should I

wear to school there's a fish I wouldn't

throw back I am les aren't you t very

familiar to me he's twin brother see

what we did her we forgot adopt him

are you going steady with anyone last

what is steady steady is when you walk

me to school every day

take me out every night and buy me

presents all the time will you do that

for me laughs I'll do that

I do not understand I mean a real man

doesn't agree with everything a woman

says oh very well then no I will not go

steady with you you have to take me out

there going steady Jamie she is

confusing my circuits she has the same

effect on me

see you later less yoga thinking you

have seven for a pizza

very well I'm not sure anymore

don't worry about it less I'll make a

man out of you

Jamie do I have to go steady with her

she makes my parallel processing system

overload overload overload as long as

you're human

isn't there something I can do to get

rid of her nah she's gonna be on you

like bugs on a windshield wait there is

a way if I went back into the computer

she couldn't bother me I'd be rid of

Harriet forever that's a great idea but

can you go back watch I'm going back in

the computer yes Jamie are you back in

there be it ever so digital there's no

place like home

are you back in there I'm back in here

hi guys look yeah you'll never believe

the nice weather we're having isn't it

boy it sure is I need oh not a cloud in

the sky way to go Ted les is back in the

computer you just turned off Vicki

oops Vicki are you all right

I'm all right but where did I get these

clothes oh they're too big in the seat

they must be Jamie's

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