04x20 - Vicki Doolittle

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there's gotta be a better way to get rid

of these leaves

a better way to get rid of these leave

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so weird I just got caught in a leaf

storm well weird attracts weird your

feathered friend Harriet oh well this is

my new parrot Waldo does he talk well he

hasn't said anything yet Oh Walden want

a cr*cker

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he's so dumb why'd you buy him because

for color-coordinated I was going to

tell them apart the quiet one has

feathers

hi Joanie I'd like you to meet ram class

a ram class as it stands for random

access multiple concurrent linguistic

analytical sequencer it's my latest

modification for Viki I'll show you how

it works after dinner oh honey you are

in love with a genius I am NOT you're

the only man in my life another surprise

for you remember that big charity ball

at my boss Harold Jennings sponsors you

know the one that we can't afford to go

to because it's $500 a person that's the

one and we're going what do you have a

separate bank account that I don't know

about Joanie yeah everybody on the

organizing committee gets Han free so I

volunteered you

Joan Jamie what is it 10 I'm ready

there that ought to do it okay Vicki I

drumroll please a drumroll thank you

very much I have now installed a ram

class in Vicki what's Rand fast with

it's a new kind of gadget for robots a

gadget it's a translator with RAM class

Vicki can understand any foreign

language and instantly translated into

English this fantastic dad Johnny you

know a little French say something to

Vicki okay let's see yeah what is this

been thinking La Plume de ma tante s

Silla table the pen of my aunt is on the

table that's right

I bet that comes up a lot in

conversations

okay Vicki try this the gates what's

happening bro what are you gonna use it

for well one of the reasons I created

Vicki was to help children with learning

disabilities and with RAM class robots

can help kids no matter what language

they speak I got a real test for dad

let's see if Vicki can translate the

Spanish language station on TV good idea

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precious de la comida para para los

perros resentiment a first a musket

dystek fellated yes Matthew Oliver

have you noticed the price of moist dog

food lately it has more than filet

mignon and it's half water give me that

stick I'm starved

who said that Vicky did odd dog I've

chewed old slippers that taste better

than this dog food I'm going to get even

with you pal on your legs dr. Dolittle

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John what are you doing the house is

spotless we have nothing to be ashamed

of in front of the Jennings I don't want

to take any chances since he always

makes me feel like she's goat cheese and

I'm a swap meet mr. spot

Harold Cynthia nice to see you please

come in Utah cute pooch Oh what's his

name

Oh phoo phoo quiet and why are you still

here Harold well I just thought that

well don't you know how thinking gives

you a headache

fufu we'll be late for his hair

appointment and I need our car so Ted

I'm sure you'd be happy to take Harold

yeah sure no problem

what pet groomers do you take foo-foo to

pet groomers oh they're all full of

animals jean-paul Ramone that's

Cynthia's hairdresser

well I'll see you later Cynthia bye

honey come on Harold correct me if I'm

wrong but does foo-foo always growl when

he hears your name it's a big

improvement he used to go for my throat

Cynthia what exactly can I do to help

you with the charity ball just a few

simple things that shouldn't tax your

abilities Vicki this weighs a ton

would you give me a hand give you a hand

Thanks hi how's your bird losing my

voice trying to catch bother to talk I

think he's defective maybe Vicki can

find our way won't talk she can

understand animals I'm a nuts-and-bolts

dr. Doolittle what do you mean she can't

understand animals that's ridiculous

mister trust me try and make him say

something good Waldo say something say

something

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you can understand animals what does

that mean it means but Harriet but

Harriet you can't get an award edgewise

just like the rest of us do you mean he

talked if I just shut up

yeah I just figured out a way to use

Vicky's Palance and make some money

you're looking at dr. Vickie Doolittle

the world's greatest animal psychiatrist

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small wonder we'll return after these

messages

hi still what can I plan to the charity

ball I have ordered red roses for every

table oh that's great that pain in the

neck Cynthia has to be impressed with

all the hard work you put in I hope so

we were just talking about you

come on in more than a little it's all

done and here's the menu prime rib oh no

no no my dear that will never do will it

Harold

well actually I like prime rib what I

didn't say a lot to Cornish game hen and

see that they're properly plucked well I

know you're gonna love the flowers that

John pick for the table so common

well actually I like the way they smell

excuse me but only at funerals

haven't you accomplished anything in the

last three days well for one thing I

think that I've made some sense out of

the seating arrangements uh see yourself

you can't have the Edinson seated next

to the Grahams and the shearers and the

Granite's can't stand each other and for

good reason they weren't even invited

Ted and Joel but why would your names be

on the seating chart

well Joan is on the organizing committee

so why I'm the organizing committee and

your only help and help doesn't go to

the ball but dear Jones put in a lot of

work and and if it were up to me yes but

of course it isn't

whenever I want anything done properly I

have to do it myself

oh really well you can do just that

Cynthia because I like whips good girl

certainly my dear that is your option I

have an option to fire that man Harrell

yeah I couldn't possibly do it you're

fired

I love it when your force will have

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your mouth says he's lonesome coz he's

all alone in his cage Anna be $1 thank

you doctor I'll stop with the pet store

and buy him a little bonus to play with

he says if you really want to make them

happy get him a girl mouse please what's

the problem

well my guinea pig just stands in the

corner of his cage all the time

what's wrong with you if you'll take a

seat

he says all the other guinea pigs make

fun of him because of the name who gave

him what's wrong with his name how'd you

like it if your parents named you

awesome boat oh he says he prefers the

name Bubba

case blows that'll be $1 thanks for

caring my guinea pig doctor come on

Bubba what's the problem well this is my

frog jumping jack flash he could be a

champion jumper prolly does a say if

you'll lie down on the couch please he

says he was taken from his mother when

he was just a tadpole he says he's never

seen any other frogs

he doesn't know how to jump unusual case

doctor any suggestions I'll show them

how to jump

watch this flash

well I think he was raised by frogs

your turn he says he's not ready to jump

yet I got an idea - ever hear of the

term frog legs is ready now

that'll be $1 thanks doctor

first thing we've already made $12 Vicki

I have to talk to you

what's the problem Harriet

the problem is how do I get this stupid

bird to shut up

got an idea hey Waldo

ever hear of the term stuffed and

mounted

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what listen are you are you aware of my

qualifications there's no I can't take a

job that boy that sounds really

interesting oh great great honey I was

just talking to an auto company in

Detroit they need someone to service a

robot that stamps out the car ashtrays

honey it's a great opportunity

after a year I move right into hubcaps

experts I know honey but it's a highly

specialized field I mean there are many

companies that do what I do more reason

to call Cynthia Jennings I'm sure that

once we apologize she'll tell Harold to

give you your job back no way will I

call her and apologize she'll make me

crawl and squirm and rub my nose in it

then I'll call her well that's different

they wouldn't accept my apology over the

phone honey you know vultures they like

to personally pick the bones clean

vicki has you come to learn part of

being a mature successful adult is

knowing when to grovel Oh Vicki would

you get that please hello child

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nice - lets cut the small talk and get

straight to the groveling to be late for

my voice lesson a voice lesson I didn't

know you sang opera Cynthia once hit a

note that shattered our living room I'm

particularly fond of vogner

doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo

this is only a test

your apology I'll assume you didn't

realize how offensive your behavior was

to a woman of my breeding I abhor

coarseness so why do you watch all-star

wrestling never watch anything that

barbaric your favorites are Andre the

Giant and junkyard dog both arms off and

I may have watched it once

personally I love wrestling

what only with you dear your hormones

Harold yeah about the charity banquet I

realize that you've had more experience

at arranging this thing of course I have

before we were married I was an

executive in the hospitality industry

you're a c*ck waitress at a bowling

alley

everyone called you Trixie told you that

hen Harold how did you know I was a

c*ck waitress you mean it's true

of course not which is a beer and a gin

and tonic

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Cinthia

I think your roots are showing no these

people will tell everyone about my past

not necessarily Cynthia I mean if Ted

were still working at united robotronic

what he is

give it miss job back with pleasure Ted

you got your job back that's great

you know things have been a little rough

financially around here since Ted's been

out of work

give him the raise you've gotta tell you

mom

dad didn't you guys say something about

going to a charity ball of course

they're going I wouldn't hear otherwise

at the head table that's impossible

the head table is reserved for the creme

de la creme you do understand he

understands Trixie the head table it is

I think we really must be leaving Harold

they've finished apologizing he says get

your grubby hands off me

oh now that we're all such close friends

Cynthia maybe we should go out together

one night yeah maybe we could all go

bowling I just love coming here he said

he hears is a great psychiatrist here

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