Dangerous Animals (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Looks pretty dead.

Should we just go?

Didn't book, eh?

Thought we'd just try our luck.

Wouldn't recommend it.

Especially not you.

Okay, yeah, why's that?

Last group he took out,

there was a young fella...

Looked like you. College kid.

He was taking a piss

off the side of the boat

and a bull shark jumped up.

Bit his d*ck off.

God!

Well, I don't like your chances.

Tuck only started

his holidays today,

and he doesn't interrupt

his hols for no one.

Speak of the devil, here he is.

Milo, shut up!

Mate, you won't need that.

We got some live

chum for you here.

Ah! Who do we have here, then?

Greg.

Tucker. American?

-Canadian.

-Ah, lucky escape.

And this friendly

face belongs to?

-Heather.

-Ah!

Let her answer

for herself, Greg.

-I'm Heather.

-Heather, lovely.

Let me guess... Pom?

Oh, not bloody s'posed to

say that anymore, are we?

No, it's fine.

Um, English, yes.

Mate, I told them you

were on hols, Tuck.

Ah, so where are you two

lovebirds staying, then?

Oh, we're not together. Um...

Just... Just staying

at the hostel.

-Okay.

-Sorry we didn't book.

We were supposed to go to

SeaWorld with a bunch of others,

but we slept in.

It was a big night.

Yeah, I bet.

Sorry.

So, ah...

I guess no one even knows

you guys are here, then.

Why?

Well, I just want to make sure

your last will and

testament's in order.

We will be swimming

with sharks, after all.

-Oh.

-Sweet.

So, I'm seven years old.

I'm out there on

my boogie board,

splashing around in

the shallows, you know.

Scrawny little arms and

legs kind of flapping away

and swimming out there

and, I don't know,

I guess from underneath I

must have looked like a seal.

f*ck' boom!

This bloody white gets me.

-And it just let you go?

-Yeah.

You are looking at a genuine

walking, talking miracle.

Did it hurt?

Well, it didn't tickle.

Yeah, it didn't tickle.

Woke me up, though, you know?

I've been wide awake ever since.

And this was just random?

I mean, apparently

there was a sign

about a shark sighting

or something, but...

oopsie!

Wasn't there someone

watching you?

Well...

Let's just say I used to

spend a lot of time on my own.

I just can't believe you

do this for a living.

I'd never go near

water again after that.

It's not the shark's fault.

-You okay?

-Yep.

-It'll be alright.

-It's fine, yeah.

It's gonna be a

great experience.

Yeah.

Alright, crew!

Enough foreplay. Let's,

uh, get you two wet!

-Okay...

-Don't worry, I got you.

Oh, my God, I can't believe

I let you talk me into this.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, it's a mako.

Cheetahs of the sea.

I can't do it.

I-I can't...

Well, not yet, you can't.

'Cause there's still one

thing we need to take care of.

Now, listen. This

is a very special

ancient relaxation practice

that, uh, was taught to me

and then it took many

years at sea to master.

If you'll just go with me

here, I promise you it'll help.

Now close your eyes.

Take a big, deep inhale.

And out.

And in.

And out.

Baaaaaaaaa...

...by shark, doo

doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo

doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo -Wha...?

- Baby shark - No.

- Baby shark - Doo

doo doo doo doo doo

It only works if you sing along.

-I can't!

-Baby shark

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark...

-Come on, Heather!

Baby shark

Here comes Mommy Shark

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Mommy shark, doo

doo doo doo doo doo

Mommy shark, doo

doo doo doo doo doo

Mommy Shark and Daddy...

Mm-hmm. Mm.

Oh, my God, that was amazing!

Shits all over Sea World, eh?

You can say that again.

Yeah, something to tell

the grand-kiddies one day.

Dude. So awesome.

Yeah.

Oh, man, thanks so much

for fitting us in...

Welcome aboard.

On the floors of Tokyo

Or down in London

town to go, go

With a record selection

and a mirror's reflection

I'm dancing with myself

When there's no

one else in sight

In the crowded lonely night

Well, I wait so long

for my love vibration

And I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh,

dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh,

dancing with myself

When there's nothing to lose

and there's nothing to prove

Then I'm dancing

with myself

Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all

over the world

And there's every

type of girl

But your empty eyes

seem to pass me by

Leave me dancing

with myself

So let's sink another drink

'Cause it'll give

me time to think

If I had the chance, I'd

ask the world to dance

And I'd be dancing

with myself

Oh, oh, oh,

dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh,

dancing with myself

When there's nothing to lose

and there's nothing to prove

Then I'm dancing with myself

Should be there. Did

you look where I said?

Yeah, I looked. I can't

find the jumper cables.

Oh. Must be out, then. Sorry.

Thanks.

Don't s'pose you have any?

Nah.

What's up?

Hey, how's it going?

cr*cker day out there, eh?

Well, if I looked

all over the world

And there's every

type of girl

But your empty eyes

seem to pass me by

Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink

Hey.

Me again.

Yeah, dude, I said

I can't help you.

Ah, you really don't

have jumper cables?

For this?

-What can I say?

I live life on the edge.

I think the cashier might want

to see that security footage.

Are you serious?

Is this really

what you're doing?

You're blackmailing me.

Well, I just need

to get to my car.

I've walked like ten blocks

and I can't find any.

Look, I'm not a

serial k*ller, okay?

Promise.

Aisle or window?

I have... I have this theory

that, um, aisle people are

more... open and friendly

whereas, uh, window

people are more, um...

private and thoughtful.

Getting major window vibes.

Is this a Mormon thing?

'Cause I'm not joining,

so you can save it.

Why... Why would you

think I'm a Mormon?

Dude, you look like you stepped

out of The Book of Mormon.

Okay, yeah. No, I'm, uh...

I'm in real estate.

Great.

Selling apartments,

not eternal salvation.

Can you just shut the f*ck up?

Ah, yep.

Yep.

-Nice wheels.

-That was my mum's.

You know, she gave

me a good deal.

Is that your mom's, too?

So, where you been surfing?

Oh, ah, Snapper,

mostly. It's been good.

The peak's a little

shifty, though.

Yeah.

Do you want to know

a local secret?

Okay.

You can't tell a soul, though.

Window person, remember?

Yeah. Right.

Okay, well, next

time you paddle out,

you want to look to

shore for the blue bench.

Right, you wanna sit right

in the middle of that bench.

You'll double your wave count.

Thanks.

And look, for the record, I...

I never would have

narked about the Slurpee.

No, yeah, I probably

shouldn't have

judged a book by its

cover, so... we're good.

Moses Markley.

-Zephyr.

-Nice to meet you, Zephyr.

Now go start your car.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes! You're a lifesaver.

-You bet.

-Thank you.

You a Creedence fan, huh?

Hell yeah. Are you into 'em?

Yeah, sure, just not this song.

What's... What's wrong

with "Ooby Dooby"?

Dude, you have "Fortunate Son,"

about poor kids fighting

rich people's wars.

And then you have "Long

As I Can See the Light,"

about, like, an outsider

searching to feel understood.

And...

And then you have

"Ooby-f*ck'-Dooby,"

you know, about some

goofy-a*s dance.

I just, I don't know.

Yeah, it's a bad song.

Objectively.

-Okay.

The dance is a metaphor.

The song's about love.

-Wow.

It's about that "ooby dooby"

feeling you get in your heart...

-Okay.

-...when you find the one,

and you just gotta go for it.

So what's the alternative?

Your lips, my lips

Apocalypse

Your lips, my lips

Apocalypse

Go and sneak us

through the rivers

-Ow, ow!

-What, what, what, what?

What?

It's a fin key.

Come out and haunt me

I know you want me

Come out and haunt me

Sharing all your secrets with

each other since you were kids

-Give me a number.

-No way.

Oh, come on, I won't

judge. Promise.

Okay.

Nine.

Nine! [ Coughs ] f*ck.

Oh, f*ck off. You

just said no judgment.

Yeah, but...

nine bread rolls in one day?

What can I say?

The waves were all-time,

and bread rolls are cheap.

Not that you have

to worry about that.

You have deep

psychological issues.

Mm!

-Sorry.

I'm honored you'd

waste one on me.

It's not wasted.

Do you know how many

preservatives are in these things?

-I don't care.

-Mm.

You know I've got real

food inside, right?

Even have running water.

It's kind of a miracle.

I'm good.

So, what got you into surfing?

Because...

it's us against the system.

The system that kills

the human spirit.

We stand for something.

To all those dead souls

inching along the freeway

in their metal

coffins, we show them

that the human spirit

is still alive.

You did not just quote

"Point Break" at me.

-Maybe.

-Mm.

Mm, but really.

Uh, what got you into surfing?

Because there was

nothing for me on land.

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

sh*t.

Hello?

Anyone here?

Hey, if you can hear me, I'm

just looking for a fin key.

Promise I'll bring it back.

-G'day!

-Jesus!

Yeah, not quite. Tucker.

Sorry man, I was

just looking for a...

Fin key. Yeah, I

got you covered.

Let's see what we can do here.

Hey, you're pretty brave,

surfing up here all alone.

That rip can get pretty hectic.

You're alone, aren't you?

Touch.

Here ya are.

Thanks. I'll bring

it right back.

-I got heaps.

-Cool. Appreciate ya.

Come and see the real thing

Come and see

the real thing

Come and see

I am the real thing

Trying hard to

understand that

Really not, you're seeing me

Trying hard to

understand that...

-Hi.

-What is this?

W-W-Where are we?

We're on his boat.

Whose f*cking boat?!

Uh...

Sorry about the smell.

Help!

-No one can hear...

-Help!

Somebody help!

-I've already tried that.

Help!

sh*t.

What are you looking for?

Something to get these

f*cking cuffs off.

You know how to pick a

lock? What do we need?

Something long and

thin, like a hairpin.

What is it?

Nothing.

She came all the

way from America

She had a blind

date with destiny

And the sound

of Te Awamutu...

Mm!

Hey, is there anyone that'll

come looking for you?

Boyfriend or anything?

There was this guy.

We did the shark dive together.

But...

What?

I don't think you wanna know.

Is anyone looking for you?

No.

Summer's been and gone

Only winter's from now on

Look, her van was towed.

She wouldn't let

that happen, okay?

It's her home. Where...

Where's she gonna sleep?

Look, mate, these transient

types living in their cars...

She's not like that.

How long you known this girl?

I mean... I mean,

it was just...

It was just one night.

Or a day and a night. Uh...

A-A solid 10, 11 hours in total.

But it's not about the quantity,

it's about the quality.

-What was her name?

-Um, Zephyr.

Last name?

Um...

You don't know her last name.

No, I don't.

I should have listened.

My mum didn't want

me taking a gap year.

We had the worst fight

about it before I left.

Now I'm never going

to see her again.

I'm never gonna

see anyone again.

Why didn't she want

you to take it?

Because of this.

She was worried it wasn't safe.

You see all these stories on

the news about travelers and...

She also didn't want me

drifting from the plan.

The plan?

Law school.

House on the same street.

That sounds like her plan.

It's your life.

You should tell her that

when you see her again.

Why are you here?

In... In Australia, I mean.

To surf.

Get as far away from

home as possible.

Is your family back in America?

Which one?

I got a lot of f*cking

foster parents to pick from.

Is that why you know

how to pick a lock?

What do you mean?

Like, from juvie or something?

Sorry, I... I didn't

mean to presume.

No, the only thing

I learned in juvie

is sleep with one eye open,

and a sh*t ton of bad jokes.

Can you tell me one?

Not really in a

joke-telling mood right now.

Just to think about something

else for one second.

Please?

What do you call the useless

piece of skin on a d*ck?

What?

The man.

That is so true.

Is that an under wire?

Yeah, it's cutting

the sh*t out of...

-Give it to me!

-Wait, is this for...

-Yes, yes, the f*cking lock!

-Oh!

Quick!

Sorry, I'm trying.

Good evening, ladies.

Trust you've had a

chance to get acquainted.

Now, you must be starving.

Oh, not a Vegemite fan?

Well, I s'pose you wouldn't

be the first foreigner

to feel that way, eh?

There you go, just in case.

Water?

Really?

It's a thousand bloody

degrees in here.

Well, please yourself...

-Wait, wait.

Hang on, what's

happened to your...

Hey, as*h*le. I'm ready

for my dinner now.

Oh, if looks could k*ll.

Have you ever heard of

the scarlet king snake?

She's a harmless creature,

but quite cleverly mimics

the colorful stripes

of the deadly coral snake.

Now, you're trying hard to

be the coral snake, but...

...we both know that's me.

And you...

Well, you just have a

very pretty pattern.

Mmm.

Tastes like fear.

Hooroo!

Are you alright?

-f*ck!

-What's going on?

Hold on, I have to concentrate.

Have you got it?

Almost there.

Zephyr?

I-I don't feel good.

No!

No, no!

Oh, you're a fighter.

I love fighters.

Makes for a better show.

What is this?

Why is there a camera?

That's perfect.

Stunning, isn't it?

What is this?! What

are you doing?!

You know, most people think

that God is... up here.

Nah.

God's down there.

Where it all started.

Where it all ends.

So, I fish at your beach and

a couple of others, and...

I was really hoping it'd be you.

You know, I see you, like,

come alive on that board.

It's...

...spiritual.

Now, I don't surf, but

I feel the same about...

you know, what I do.

It's...

It's my true calling.

Don't you f*cking touch her!

Hey!

Heather.

-Huh?

-Hey.

There you are.

There you are.

You know why sharks are

more scary than mosquitos,

even though mosquitos k*ll

a million people each year?

I don't f*cking care!

It's because people don't

think with their brains.

They think with their guts.

Now, your guts can't understand

mass-murdering insects

and microscopic diseases.

No, what your guts understand...

...is 300 razor-sharp teeth

and 2,500 pounds of muscle

tearing flesh from bone.

What your guts understand

is the hierarchy of

animals in this world.

No! No!

Please stop! Stop!

Please stop, please

stop! Please stop!

Please stop!

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

See, the thing about sharks is

they don't actually

enjoy eating people, no.

-I want my Mum!

-She's just a kid...

When they do attack,

it's unquestionably

a case of mistaken identity.

You know, you throw chum

overboard day after day

so tourists can get their kicks,

and pretty soon, sharks start

to associate boats with food.

Now, some might argue that this

is a recipe for more accidents,

and, mm, I'm inclined

to agree with him.

Pull her up! Stop!

f*cking stop!

No! Pull her up! Pull her up!

Just pull her up!

Pull her up, please!

f*ck yeah.

Tell me that ain't the

greatest show on Earth.

Oh, come on, don't be like that.

I know you ladies don't like

playing second fiddle, but...

it'll be your time to

shine tomorrow night.

I got some money

in my pocket

I got the car

keys in my hand

I got myself a

couple of tickets

To see a rock

'n' rollin' band

Come on, girl, just

get on your shoes

We're gonna hear some sounds

Come on, babe, you know there

ain't no time to mess around

Evie

Evie, Evie, Evie, let

your hair hang down

Evie, Evie

Let your hair hang down

You got the body of a woman

The way you move

it like a queen

Come on, babe, you know there

ain't no time to mess around

Evie, Evie, Evie, let

your hair hang down

Evie, Evie

Evie, let your

hair hang down

Evie, Evie, Evie, let

your hair hang down

Evie, Evie

Let your hair hang down

So, won't you try it, baby

I'll take you by the hand

f*ck!

f*ck!

May I?

Ah, come on, I know what

you're thinking, but...

a joke's only funny once.

Hey, listen, you've

lost a lot of fluid

and you know, you're gonna

need your strength later.

Where's that fight

I saw in you, huh?

Get away from me,

you twisted f*ck.

Do you understand what

happens to the ecosystem

if you remove the shark?

Ah, their... their prey

operates without constraint.

But the shark...

The shark brings order.

And without this...

chaos reigns and...

...well, weaker

creatures just...

think they can do

whatever they want.

Jesus.

Give me a f*cking break.

I've never met anyone

who likes the sound of

their voice so much.

Don't compare

yourself to the shark.

They're highly evolved.

You're just a pathetic

coward who kills women

because Mommy never

loved you, or whatever.

You are the lowest of the low.

A worm.

Even lower than a worm.

You are the toxic f*cking

trash that floats in the ocean.

Hm.

I notice you haven't

used the facilities yet.

You might want to consider that.

You know, things can

tend to get a little...

undignified.

No! Pull her up, pull her up!

Please, please, pull her up!

Come on...

Hello? Hello?

Help! I need help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Well, at least someone's

having a good time, eh?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

Hey, be careful with that.

Hey, you f*ck' put that down.

You put that down or

you won't even make it

to the f*cking hook.

Ah!

Aah!

We're looking for a

blonde female Caucasian...

Hey!

Hey, Milo, shut

up! Hey, Tucky!

Mate, I thought you

were gone all week.

I gotta get some supplies.

That's not like you to run out.

First time for everything.

Mate, I got something for ya.

Mate, will you stop? I

got something good for us.

Yesterday, some

rich w*nk*r, right,

pulls up with his

rich w*nk*r kid

on a rich w*nk*r boat.

But it was nice, mate.

They want to go diving.

I tell them the

Tuck's on hols, mate.

But now since you're back,

maybe we can catch them

before they go, mate.

I got their number

just in case, if...

It's on one of these.

Alright, I reckon there's gonna

be a nice tip in this for you

and maybe there's just

a little finder's fee

for the old Daveroo, mate.

Ahoy there!

Tucker's Shark Experience

is currently closed

while your captain takes

a well-earned holiday.

Please call back after the

13th and I'll introduce you

to the most misunderstood

creatures on Earth.

Uh, hi. Um...

I'm not exactly sure

what I'm asking for,

but, uh, just give me

a call back, please.

Thanks.

Can you f*cking move?

What?

f*ck. f*ck.

Hey, hey, hey.

Thank you.

You gotta go... go find

a paperclip or a skewer

or f*cking something

to pick the locks with.

I'll talk you through it.

Quick, before he comes back.

Go! And call the cops!

Police, fire, or ambulance?

Hello? Police,

fire, or ambulance?

Poli...

Sorry, I can't hear you.

Could you repeat that?

Help!

Aah!

Sir, if you need assistance

but you're unable to speak,

please press...

Where the f*ck

did you come from?

Tuck, are you...

Are you alright, mate?

-Hello?!

Moses?

-Please!

-Hello?

Jesus, what...

-Help!

Mate, have you got a sheila

down there I don't know about?

f*ck, Tuck!

Oh, God. What did

you do to him?

Moses! Moses!

Zeph.

I'm right here.

I have f*cked up the rescue.

You almost stuck it.

Hm.

Some hero I turned out to be.

Coming to find me

is hero enough.

Don't suppose you got

through to the cops?

I didn't get to

say where we were.

Why are we stopping?

That bad, huh?

Why'd you do a

runner that morning?

I told you. Early

bird gets the barrel.

Bullshit.

Tell me you didn't feel it.

I'm just better off alone.

No one's better off alone.

That's just

something people say.

No. It's not.

You don't know

me. You don't...

I know you.

I know you dig Creedence.

I know you're...

in the Guinness Book of Records

for the most bread rolls

consumed in one day.

I know you're tough.

And I know you're really warm.

And funny.

I know...

No, I sense...

...that you haven't

had as much kindness

in your life as you deserve.

Stop.

That's why you ran.

Because...

...it's hard to trust when...

...all you know is

why you shouldn't.

M-Moses, I really don't have

the strength for this right now.

No, you can't!

I've decided to add a matinee.

Holy f*ck. Who

the f*ck is that?!

-No!

-Aah! Ah!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

No, he's not a tourist.

He drives his Mom's

Volvo, for f*ck's sake.

He has money. Think about it.

They're never gonna

stop looking for him.

Don't be f*cking stupid.

No!

No!

Moses!

Help!

Aah!

f*cking help!

No!

f*ck!

Wait!

Put me up instead.

-Zeph, no!

-Please!

H-He doesn't deserve this!

Aw, how romantic.

It's too bad I'm

more of a horror fan.

f*ck! f*ck! Wait,

wait, wait, wait.

Stop! f*ck!

f*ck!

Don't you f*cking move!

Be as still as you possibly can.

That's a bull shark.

Most culled shark in the ocean.

Serious anger issues.

No!

f*ck you!

Well, that oughta

ring the dinner bell.

f*ck!

Please, don't do this.

f*ck yeah.

Brief intermission,

ladies and gentlemen.

Moses?

Where's that f*ck' chopper?

Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going.

f*ck!

Ugh...

Guessing he's not hungry.

Look, if it's any

consolation, you...

You weren't right

for each other.

You know, he's

soft and... gooey.

And you're hard.

You're hard as nails.

Like me.

I'm nothing like you.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, you and me...

...we're sharks.

Solitary creatures.

We fend for ourselves.

Yeah, I've got a feeling that

tonight's show is gonna be

f*ck' one for the ages.

f*ck.

It's probably a good

thing you can't see this.

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Mommy Shark

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, f*ck, f*ck,

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

No. f*ck!

Oh!

Help!

Help!

For you are mine at last

For you are mine

At last

Zeph.

Oh, mate, you think you

don't want to watch...

But deep down... you do.

That's the thing

about us men, man.

We don't really know what's

inside until it pops out.

And once that happens, there's

really no stuffing it back in.

Now, can either of you tell me

why the marlin is the sports

fisherman's fish of choice?

Anyone? I'll give you a hint.

It's not because of her size

and it's not because

of her beauty.

It's because of her... fight!

See, every fisherman

loves a good fight.

And you'll get a marlin

and you'll f*ck'

bring her right in there

and you'll get her

right up to the boat

and you'll think you've got her

and then f*ck'... zzzz!

She makes another run for it

and it's f*cking

exhilarating, man.

You know?

But the thing the

fish doesn't realize

is that once that hook sets,

no matter how hard she runs,

doesn't matter how many times...

she's already in the boat.

And the game's rigged, you know?

'Cause it's life and

death for the fish.

But for the fishermen,

it's just an afternoon of

good old-fashioned fun.

Fun can't last forever,

though, can it?

No, no.

No, sooner or later, the

marlin must meet her fate.

Oh!

Oh, I'd hoped this would

be one for the ages.

I was right.

f*ck, she's gonna turn

those little arms and legs

into toothpicks.

Right! Places, please!

And...

action!

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck, be calm.

Be calm.

-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Stop!

Oi! Get!

Go on, get! It's

not your night.

Where are ya?

I know you're there, babe, or

the bull wouldn't have left.

You just won't quit,

will you, marlin?

Behind you!

-Boo!

-Aah!

Where are you, marlin?

Ooby dooby, m*therf*cker.

Aah!

Zeph!

Zeph!

Zeph!

Moses? Hey.

Moses!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Moses, wake up. Wake up.

Moses, please wake up.

Hey.

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Moses! Hey, hey, Mo, wake up.

Moses, wake up.

Help is on the way.

Hey. Please wake up.

Please. Hey.

Hey, hey. Moses.

Hey, I want to

tell you something.

When I said there's

nothing for me on land?

There's you. Okay?

Please wake up.

Oh, my God.

I knew it.

Hey, baby, when

you jump over here

When you do the ooby-dooby

I want to be near

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Well, you wiggle to the

left, wiggle to the right

Do the ooby-dooby

with all of your might

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah

Well, you wiggle and you

shake like a big rattle snake

You do the ooby-dooby till

you think your heart'll break

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah

Do-wah-do-wah-ah

Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah-ah

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Well, you'll be struttin'

'cause now you know

How to do the ooby-dooby,

now baby let's go!

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah

Hey, baby, jump over here

When you do the

ooby-dooby I gotta be near

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby

Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,

ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby

Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah

Don't walk up

close behind her

Don't whisper in her ear

Don't think you

can outsmart her

For soon you'll disappear

Be careful what you wish for

Little fishies that you took

There's blood

all in the water

And you just got the hook

No man will ever own her

She's dangerous

The queen below the water

She's dangerous

Don't ever swim above her

She's dangerous

Don't say I didn't warn ya

Don't tread where

you not oughta

Don't curse away the sun

Don't play the game

that brought ya

The sickness on the rain

Don't sleep without

the darkness

Don't dream

without the light

The twisted mind inside ya

Is bound to feel the bite

No man will ever own her

She's dangerous

The queen below the water

She's dangerous

Don't ever swim above her

She's dangerous

Don't say I didn't warn ya

She's dangerous

No man will ever own her

She's dangerous

The queen below the water

She's dangerous

Don't ever swim above her

She's dangerous

Don't say I didn't warn ya